Congratulations to our naturally fabulous @JMD for the topical thread title which received 71 votes!
Thanks for voting in the last poll. A resounding 92.2 percent of voters thought the MGs should have declined the offer of a free meal, paid for by an anonymous subscriber, while on a luxuryv #gifted holiday in the Maldives.
This thread we have a real treat for you! She’s back…yes, by popular demand (well, one person, you know who you are), Lidl is back with the thread intro.
" Gooooood morning! It’s been a while!
It’s a bit quiet with my curated brands at the moment and I refuse to look at what thosefriends witches Tricky Vicky, Grossie Josie and Desperate Claire are up to, so I thought I would jump on my thread and chat to you haters about my favourite subject…me, myself and I.
I am genuinely loving the attention I get on here! It’s all about me! I say or do something, you respond! Puppets! I am so happy. Happy, happy, happy. I’m glowing! My marriage is exceptional, my life is amazing.
You really have got your knickers in a twist about my baby Botox comment, haven’t you? I am single handedly removing the taboo around Botox by admitting to it. It really is just skincare…like moisturiser. Except it’s expensive (free for me obvs), you have to find somebody to do it, you have to keep topping up it and it hurts. It’s not poison but if you think it is, it’s valid!
Vic might be in Cannes but I was in Chelsea…no, not Made in Chelsea, you idiots…the flower show! I was invited to VIP day, so I didn’t bump into any general public, thank goodness! I had a mooch around but I wasn’t impressed by all those people showing off their gardens. As for flowers, I don’t like them, except David Austin roses, of course. I wanted to go shopping, but there’s nothing for sale, ridiculous! So I drank champagne.
I wore my trusty 100% cotton Erdem dress and my new mini Hermes Kelly! Did you see my new bag? Not fake! You can’t bear the fact that I am so rich I bought another Hermes, you jealous haters! It was couriered to me by car, I am such a good customer.
Where was I …oh yes Chelsea. I had to wear my Manolo flats as my new bag doesn’t match my Oran slandels for some reason…. Everything I have matches. My carefully curated linen napkin collection, my dressing room, my dresses, my kitchen. My boots match my bags. My cotton Intimacy corsetry all matches! I bet you lot don’t wear matching bras and pants. I bet you don’t even wear knickers!
It’s a while since I rode Romeo. I’m so over that since Claude suggested I help muck out. At Chelsea a stallholder was genuinely delighted to hold my Kelly while I rode his rocking horse side saddle. I was channelling Lady Mary from Downton Abbey. Yes, I love a bit of wood between my thighs… Teak! You filthy witches!
As for that dwarf Josie, she thinks she’s so bougie with her new garden. Those Ironic columns look ridiculous and her water feature looks like a coffin. Of course her beds have to be bigger than mine, but my greenhouse is bigger than hers…and I did it first. She's copying me, but she can't copy my genuine woodland!
I’ve been on TIKTOK showing off my new perfume. It smells of pea, just like my gorgeous home. Love those daxons!
Yes, my home, did you see I’m moving? Some time in the next five years. Manifesting bigger grounds. I need to be nearer Soho Farmhouse. Did I say I'm a member? I’m taking on more people but I can’t have them in the house. I am so busy building my happiness - walking the dogs, hiking, journaling, in the gym, tanning, glowing, riding, the kitchen garden, tablescraping – that I just don’t have time for work! I can pay someone to do that!
I’ve got a new xKM collection out…it’s based on Bohemia or is it bohemian? It’s ideal for holidays in Ibiza! You know, tassels! Love ’em! Not that I would wear that polyester crap. It’s for you poor darlings! It’s always on sale, with an extra 25% off, if it’s not sold out already! Anyway, for what KM and Amazon pay me I can afford Zimmerman and Erdem! Honestly, so much more me! What size do I wear? The smallest!
I see that Nicky Lazou has a hair mask out. That ugly troll needs a face mask if you ask me. Copying GloByLydia! She should be careful with her accusations! They can do a lot of damage (looking at you Colleen). Talking of damage, my hair looks amazing now, thanks to my queen, Despina. I even took my stepmother. My mother doesn’t enjoy pampering.
I’m genuinely excited to get my new Range Rover. I see Vic was at the launch. I’m such a good customer I did my bespoke order on zoom! Didn’t need to go!
Keep Tattling!
Lydia xoxo
Thanks for voting in the last poll. A resounding 92.2 percent of voters thought the MGs should have declined the offer of a free meal, paid for by an anonymous subscriber, while on a luxuryv #gifted holiday in the Maldives.
This thread we have a real treat for you! She’s back…yes, by popular demand (well, one person, you know who you are), Lidl is back with the thread intro.
" Gooooood morning! It’s been a while!
It’s a bit quiet with my curated brands at the moment and I refuse to look at what those
I am genuinely loving the attention I get on here! It’s all about me! I say or do something, you respond! Puppets! I am so happy. Happy, happy, happy. I’m glowing! My marriage is exceptional, my life is amazing.
You really have got your knickers in a twist about my baby Botox comment, haven’t you? I am single handedly removing the taboo around Botox by admitting to it. It really is just skincare…like moisturiser. Except it’s expensive (free for me obvs), you have to find somebody to do it, you have to keep topping up it and it hurts. It’s not poison but if you think it is, it’s valid!
Vic might be in Cannes but I was in Chelsea…no, not Made in Chelsea, you idiots…the flower show! I was invited to VIP day, so I didn’t bump into any general public, thank goodness! I had a mooch around but I wasn’t impressed by all those people showing off their gardens. As for flowers, I don’t like them, except David Austin roses, of course. I wanted to go shopping, but there’s nothing for sale, ridiculous! So I drank champagne.
I wore my trusty 100% cotton Erdem dress and my new mini Hermes Kelly! Did you see my new bag? Not fake! You can’t bear the fact that I am so rich I bought another Hermes, you jealous haters! It was couriered to me by car, I am such a good customer.
Where was I …oh yes Chelsea. I had to wear my Manolo flats as my new bag doesn’t match my Oran slandels for some reason…. Everything I have matches. My carefully curated linen napkin collection, my dressing room, my dresses, my kitchen. My boots match my bags. My cotton Intimacy corsetry all matches! I bet you lot don’t wear matching bras and pants. I bet you don’t even wear knickers!
It’s a while since I rode Romeo. I’m so over that since Claude suggested I help muck out. At Chelsea a stallholder was genuinely delighted to hold my Kelly while I rode his rocking horse side saddle. I was channelling Lady Mary from Downton Abbey. Yes, I love a bit of wood between my thighs… Teak! You filthy witches!
As for that dwarf Josie, she thinks she’s so bougie with her new garden. Those Ironic columns look ridiculous and her water feature looks like a coffin. Of course her beds have to be bigger than mine, but my greenhouse is bigger than hers…and I did it first. She's copying me, but she can't copy my genuine woodland!
I’ve been on TIKTOK showing off my new perfume. It smells of pea, just like my gorgeous home. Love those daxons!
Yes, my home, did you see I’m moving? Some time in the next five years. Manifesting bigger grounds. I need to be nearer Soho Farmhouse. Did I say I'm a member? I’m taking on more people but I can’t have them in the house. I am so busy building my happiness - walking the dogs, hiking, journaling, in the gym, tanning, glowing, riding, the kitchen garden, tablescraping – that I just don’t have time for work! I can pay someone to do that!
I’ve got a new xKM collection out…it’s based on Bohemia or is it bohemian? It’s ideal for holidays in Ibiza! You know, tassels! Love ’em! Not that I would wear that polyester crap. It’s for you poor darlings! It’s always on sale, with an extra 25% off, if it’s not sold out already! Anyway, for what KM and Amazon pay me I can afford Zimmerman and Erdem! Honestly, so much more me! What size do I wear? The smallest!
I see that Nicky Lazou has a hair mask out. That ugly troll needs a face mask if you ask me. Copying GloByLydia! She should be careful with her accusations! They can do a lot of damage (looking at you Colleen). Talking of damage, my hair looks amazing now, thanks to my queen, Despina. I even took my stepmother. My mother doesn’t enjoy pampering.
I’m genuinely excited to get my new Range Rover. I see Vic was at the launch. I’m such a good customer I did my bespoke order on zoom! Didn’t need to go!
Keep Tattling!
Lydia xoxo
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