Lydia Millen #115 Dreary 'install' and #gifted cheese, it's Smugmas with the MGs

[Miscanthus]

Congratulations to moi for the thread title with 67 votes
A close second with 62 votes was @loisgriff with a brilliant suggestion:
'Considers herself a hero when her work ethic and outputs are zero.'

Thanks to everybody who voted in the Tattle Triggers poll part 2. Voting was tight but 'half arsed attitude to everything' just pipped 'lisping and cutesy language' for first place!


Please vote for Elsie's worst outfit of 2021....from left to right, top to bottom...

It's Shitmas with the MGs and we are immersing ourselves in their world....of fakery, fashion and no food!
Now on day three we are already praying Elsie will take to her bed and this will stop!!!

We kicked off on November 29th with Elsie driving the wreath bedecked Defender, complete with a Christmas tree on top. We had a velvet frock, we had a bow, a sausage dog and a log on the wood burning stove.
The five fake trees had been decorated by the 15th, but not by Elsie!

By day 2 it was Elsie's turn to cook and all she could find to eat was frozen pizza but no chips. She lisped at Ali for an Indian takeaway and then refused to order it, told him off for working past the "allotted time", all the time to eye bleeping herself.

Elsie was begging/buying herself a Chupi Hero Ring because she's her own hero after the last 18 months! She was bitching that the Holland Cooper jacket had not arrived when she wanted to wear it, was ordering crap clothing from Amazon and merching ridiculous hair bows.

By day 3 she was placing a Waitrose 'Christmas' order with two bottles of Whispering Angel and talking about Porter's pooping and Ali's boogers!

Meanwhile, Grossie and Mansplainer Char won in the creativity stakes with their Holiday homage and actually looked like a couple. They have advent calendars, wreath making workshops and festive events galore!

In other news
* Elsie sat next to the birthday girl at Grossie's 30th party, ignored Char's speech but made sure everybody looked at her
* she showed her dolls house and @AmaliaLana spotted tiny Ali!
* she cut 2 inches off her hair
* they continue to accept free food, this time from Flourish & Rye
* they are still buying followers

 

[wri_xo]

I’m not joking when I say my downstairs loo wallpaper is the same print as that god awful dress in her most recent grid post

 

[AmaliaLana]

Congratulations to moi for the thread title with 67 votes
A close second with 62 votes was @loisgriff with a brilliant suggestion:
'Considers herself a hero when her work ethic and outputs are zero.'

Thanks to everybody who voted in the Tattle Triggers poll part 2. Voting was tight but 'half arsed attitude to everything' just pipped 'lisping and cutesy language' for first place!


Please vote for Elsie's worst outfit of 2021....from left to right, top to bottom...

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It's Shitmas with the MGs and we are immersing ourselves in their world....of fakery, fashion and no food!
Now on day three we are already praying Elsie will take to her bed and this will stop!!!

We kicked off on November 29th with Elsie driving the wreath bedecked Defender, complete with a Christmas tree on top. We had a velvet frock, we had a bow, a sausage dog and a log on the wood burning stove.
The five fake trees had been decorated by the 15th, but not by Elsie!

By day 2 it was Elsie's turn to cook and all she could find to eat was frozen pizza but no chips. She lisped at Ali for an Indian takeaway and then refused to order it, told him off for working past the "allotted time", all the time to eye bleeping herself.

Elsie was begging/buying herself a Chupi Hero Ring because she's her own hero after the last 18 months! She was bitching that the Holland Cooper jacket had not arrived when she wanted to wear it, was ordering crap clothing from Amazon and merching ridiculous hair bows.

By day 3 she was placing a Waitrose 'Christmas' order with two bottles of Whispering Angel and talking about Porter's pooping and Ali's boogers!

Meanwhile, Grossie and Mansplainer Char won in the creativity stakes with their Holiday homage and actually looked like a couple. They have advent calendars, wreath making workshops and festive events galore!

In other news
* Elsie sat next to the birthday girl at Grossie's 30th party, ignored Char's speech but made sure everybody looked at her
* she showed her dolls house and @AmaliaLana spotted tiny Ali!
* she cut 2 inches off her hair
* they continue to accept free food, this time from Flourish & Rye
* they are still buying followers

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, we can only vote for one option. How cruel!
(Thanks for the new thread, though)

 

[tamarinda]

How come someone with a home office """""job""""", that buy groceries online and a has a freezer run out of food?
I would have to skip going to the supermarket for like 2 months before i run out of food
She can buy in bulk no perecibles for god's sake
how can she be so useless
YOU DO NOTHING ALL DAY
YOUR JOB IS TO FILM REELS
HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE THE TIME TO SHOP FOR GROCERIES ONLINE

 

[Hunevoque2]

F…ck , difficult to choose an outfit, they are all next level tit, we should have had a rating from worst to worst!

 

[kale-supremacist]

Carrie was also present at Josie's birthday. Is she Lydia's legal guardian or emotional support pet, why does she have to be everywhere.

 

[Dobs]

Watching this horrendous woman in many months, here’s a little rundown for you all:

• She starts off the vlog telling us what time is it, why does she constantly need to tell us she’s up at 6:30am?
• She rambles on about the Holland Cooper not being here, why even mention this? Poor you Lydia for not having your 800th coat. You just have to have a moan don’t you.
• Of course she has to mention she went to Fleur’s house, not just once but mentions it twice. And of course you are jealous of Fleur’s house
• I fast forwarded a little as it was just so epically boring…
• She mentions something about getting ready to decorate the tree with Carrie, why are you not doing this with Ali
• She zoom in on her grandmas patchwork quilt, if it means so much to you why have you thrown so much junk over it you ungrateful woman
• And again they don’t have any food, ‘poor’ Ali is having too have all the leftovers whilst madam has two pizzas in the over..could you not have shared that with him.
• Rambling on about waitrose again..her most expensive food shop to date..no tit sherlock you’ve ordered tons of alcohol. I expect nothing else of you
• Ali mentions he has tons of his own and her editing to do, whilst Lidl just parades around. She then has the nerve to disturb him to request opening and putting up a noticeboard.
• Absolutely riveting content..opening a cardboard box with a bloody noticeboard in it.
• Why oh why did I waste time on this absolute shitshow.

 

[coconochanel]

The poll is missing a option for 'everything she wears' anyho fab title and intro. The silly moo moo is missing a trick doing the food shop online, just think how bougie she would look if she vlogged herself actually doing the shop IN Waitrose? but then again I suppose the contents of her trolley would spoil the fake poshness.... cheese, bread, wine and pasta '#theluxelife.

 

[AmaliaLana]

Why oh why did I waste time on this absolute shitshow.

Curiosity killed the cat.

 

[Miscanthus]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, we can only vote for one option. How cruel!
(Thanks for the new thread, though)

Oh no...thought I set it at 5....will see if mods will amend it.

 

[blue_orchid]

Just 7 mins into the new vlog and I already need a break from her monotonous footage and moronic ramblings:

1. Acts as though being up at 6:30am is a huge achievement, yet again, when most people in the world do that on a daily basis most of their lives
2. Shows for the 100th time the same footage of her backyard, ramblings of the morning, the sunlight, then the making of their Xmas intro showing the dead tree on the dumb Defender again
3. Thinks she is the only person in the world that experiences beautiful sunrises, frost, pink sky hues, and changes in the feel and look of one's house and garden with the Seasons. She knows there is only one sun in existence and that there are numerous places on the planet with the exact same weather as the UK, right?
4. Complains about Holland Cooper screwing up yet again with her order
5. Goes on and on about Porter doing his business in people's homes...at length and in detail...classy indeed.
6. Thinks yet again that certain behaviors by Porter are specific to Dachsunds...when it is specific to all dogs i.e. making little noises, playing and rolling around in their blanket and beds etc
7. Made a huge mistake by pointing out that the last time she was invited on a trip anywhere by a brand was the Courchevel trip almost 2 years ago. Way to embarrass yourself and your spiraling career, Lydiot.
8. Shows her pathetic Vlogmas intro AGAIN where she purchased a Defender as a prop and chopped down a tree as a 2nd prop for a few second video intro that will be discarded and not used by mid-December....coz we know she'll suddenly need a month long work break again for some new, concocted reason like she does every year
9. Does not realize how daft her Vlogmas intro is......a fake video of her attaching the tree (that she will never use) to her Defender, then fake drives down a fake road she claims is hers, all the while fake grinning into the camera like a crazed lunatic

Lord, give me strength.......

 

[SophieH672019]

she is losing viewers daily tonights Shitmas was ultra boring and the food shop was her logging on for an online food order……Yawnmas 3 or 4 i could t care less

 

[Margo Polo]

Regarding the last post about an Actress… could it be a Nicole Kidman?

 

[Hunevoque2]

she is losing viewers daily tonights Shitmas was ultra boring and the food shop was her logging on for an online food order……Yawnmas 3 or 4 i could t care less

Gosh, her face is atrocious here, I would even say ugly! Sorry

 

[K18]

That poll was too difficult really struggled to narrow it down to 5

 

[Buttons13]

Why do they never have any food? Why is it all frozen pizza, frozen chips, pasta & risotto? Then her Waitrose order was just carbs, booze & cheese. She is like Buddy The Elf with his four food groups - Candy, Candy Canes, Candy Corns and Syrup.

 

[Sofie]

Watching this horrendous woman in many months, here’s a little rundown for you all:

• She starts off the vlog telling us what time is it, why does she constantly need to tell us she’s up at 6:30am?
• She rambles on about the Holland Cooper not being here, why even mention this? Poor you Lydia for not having your 800th coat. You just have to have a moan don’t you.
• Of course she has to mention she went to Fleur’s house, not just once but mentions it twice. And of course you are jealous of Fleur’s house
• I fast forwarded a little as it was just so epically boring…
• She mentions something about getting ready to decorate the tree with Carrie, why are you not doing this with Ali
• She zoom in on her grandmas patchwork quilt, if it means so much to you why have you thrown so much junk over it you ungrateful woman
• And again they don’t have any food, ‘poor’ Ali is having too have all the leftovers whilst madam has two pizzas in the over..could you not have shared that with him.
• Rambling on about waitrose again..her most expensive food shop to date..no tit sherlock you’ve ordered tons of alcohol. I expect nothing else of you
• Ali mentions he has tons of his own and her editing to do, whilst Lidl just parades around. She then has the nerve to disturb him to request opening and putting up a noticeboard.
• Absolutely riveting content..opening a cardboard box with a bloody noticeboard in it.
• Why oh why did I waste time on this absolute shitshow.

The flog was truly awful, dull as ditchwater and she really has nothing going on, it s so embarrassing. Why can t she walk Porter before she takes him to someones' house, that way he ll be better behaved? Also why couldn't she figure out how to unpack the noticeboards, I mean it s not difficult and why does Aldi not tell her to get a grip and start being of some use?

 

[becky bloomwood]

Carrie was also present at Josie's birthday. Is she Lydia's legal guardian or emotional support pet, why does she have to be everywhere.

She carries the emergency banana.

 

[Peppypoopar]

Just watched Josie's vlog, very Chrismasy. She showed Aldi but barely Lydiot

 

[Hunevoque2]

Just watched Josie's vlog, very Chrismasy. She showed Aldi but barely Lydiot View attachment 902237View attachment 902238

Nice one of the never ending nose of dreams!