Massive congratulations to our wonderful @Milking Keynes for the thread title with 36 votes! 
Also, thank you Milking for the brilliant Abba rewording and for always bringing the receipts! You are the Tattle Queen!
Thanks to everybody who voted in the Tattle Triggers poll...it seems we can tolerate a lot from Lydia but it's the fake happiness, fake laughter, and Hyacinth Bucket fake poshness that triggers us! Onto part 2! Get voting!
Happy Friday from Buckinghamshire Scrap that...my spellchecker is still recovering from the last time I impersonated Elsie!
SPOILER ALERT! In a spoiler alert Ali leaked
the Vlogmas intro and spoiled it for Elsie. Seems Elsie will be wearing a green velvet dress, the Defender will be wearing a wreath/ Christmas tree and Ali will be wearing a browbeaten lewk.
We're all in for a "sausage surprise" this Christmas! Nobody will be more surprised than Ali. The penis tree sees more action than him!
We are going to have to wait as Elsie stopped vlogging on November 22 to film Vlogmas, just as everybody else is putting out daily vlogs....you do you Elsie you lazy moo moo!
Elsie had an awks meeting with the Rodial founder after the ASA got a specialist team to investigate the blurring tool scandal. We could hear the embarrassed laughter from here.
Elsie flexed that she now shops at Waitrose - and it brings her joy - after we mocked her Flora and Cathedral Cheddar shopping habits. We are worried that her weak wrists could prevent the Posh Push to the Range Rover.
#paidpartnership with @lights4fun have been in to decorate the Greedhouse with sparkly lights and prancing 'reindeers' for the 'gram.
We speculated about Grossie and Elsie's relationship....they were both at Daylesford for Elizabeth Arden. Elsie took her bestie and they cackled and chomped together throughout the day, while Grossie got Robin Gallant to do her whisking! We are now waiting for Grossie's 30th birthday celebrations...
Fleur "personally hand delivered" (handed over in the car park) her @ravenjames @fleurdeforce jewellery range to Elsie rather than invite her to the launch. We shamed Elsie into promoting it after every other influencer did.
We wondered about Tiny Ali and Elsie's relationship after passive aggressive comments were vlogged. Personally I'm unsure if the marriage has been consummated yet. We know he was too drunk on his wedding night. Sue me!
Tiny Ali is trying to match Mansplainer Char Char in the Sunday lunch cookathon. Cooking roast potatoes, cauliflower cheese and Yorkshire puddings after pasta and cheese is like trading up from a terraced house to a country estate...possible but you could end up with a Bunga!
Elsie wheeled out yet more voluminous Victorian dominatrix/Anne with an 'e' frocks. The latest had so much fabric she was able to smuggle her tiny heartthrob hubby into her event, undetected.
In other news:
* a random man on the train to London complimented Elsie
* Claire Chanelle revealed her mean streak...we knew!
* Elsie wore her Louboutin boots with stiletto heel to totter across gravel
* she said it was hard to get a hair appointment...er...for you, yes
Also, thank you Milking for the brilliant Abba rewording and for always bringing the receipts! You are the Tattle Queen!
Thanks to everybody who voted in the Tattle Triggers poll...it seems we can tolerate a lot from Lydia but it's the fake happiness, fake laughter, and Hyacinth Bucket fake poshness that triggers us! Onto part 2! Get voting!
SPOILER ALERT! In a spoiler alert Ali leaked
the Vlogmas intro and spoiled it for Elsie. Seems Elsie will be wearing a green velvet dress, the Defender will be wearing a wreath/ Christmas tree and Ali will be wearing a browbeaten lewk.We're all in for a "sausage surprise" this Christmas! Nobody will be more surprised than Ali. The penis tree sees more action than him!
We are going to have to wait as Elsie stopped vlogging on November 22 to film Vlogmas, just as everybody else is putting out daily vlogs....you do you Elsie you lazy moo moo!
Elsie had an awks meeting with the Rodial founder after the ASA got a specialist team to investigate the blurring tool scandal. We could hear the embarrassed laughter from here.
Elsie flexed that she now shops at Waitrose - and it brings her joy - after we mocked her Flora and Cathedral Cheddar shopping habits. We are worried that her weak wrists could prevent the Posh Push to the Range Rover.
#paidpartnership with @lights4fun have been in to decorate the Greedhouse with sparkly lights and prancing 'reindeers' for the 'gram.
We speculated about Grossie and Elsie's relationship....they were both at Daylesford for Elizabeth Arden. Elsie took her bestie and they cackled and chomped together throughout the day, while Grossie got Robin Gallant to do her whisking! We are now waiting for Grossie's 30th birthday celebrations...
Fleur "personally hand delivered" (handed over in the car park) her @ravenjames @fleurdeforce jewellery range to Elsie rather than invite her to the launch. We shamed Elsie into promoting it after every other influencer did.
We wondered about Tiny Ali and Elsie's relationship after passive aggressive comments were vlogged. Personally I'm unsure if the marriage has been consummated yet. We know he was too drunk on his wedding night. Sue me!
Tiny Ali is trying to match Mansplainer Char Char in the Sunday lunch cookathon. Cooking roast potatoes, cauliflower cheese and Yorkshire puddings after pasta and cheese is like trading up from a terraced house to a country estate...possible but you could end up with a Bunga!
Elsie wheeled out yet more voluminous Victorian dominatrix/Anne with an 'e' frocks. The latest had so much fabric she was able to smuggle her tiny heartthrob hubby into her event, undetected.
In other news:
* a random man on the train to London complimented Elsie
* Claire Chanelle revealed her mean streak...we knew!
* Elsie wore her Louboutin boots with stiletto heel to totter across gravel
* she said it was hard to get a hair appointment...er...for you, yes
… his right foot/leg stance looks totally weird … maybe Lydiot shoved an autumnal stick up his arse for leaking her god awful vlogmas intro shite
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