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LOL a great thread name 
Get the popcorn and order the gin. This is going to be fabulous. Just in time for autumn. The dark nights will be creeping in. Hopefully he might post additional 
. I cannot wait for the catastrophe this will become.
There is so much tatty mismatched junk in that kitchen. Surely they didn’t pay good money to have it carted from the flat. They need a skip and to chuck most of it. They really should move out if only for the poor dogs sake. It will be lovely sleeping close to one of his garlic laden meals being cooked in the bedroom. He’s going to be washing the dishes in the bath. Hopefully some red hot chilli might flaunt his nethers and liven him up
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. I cannot wait for the catastrophe this will become. There is so much tatty mismatched junk in that kitchen. Surely they didn’t pay good money to have it carted from the flat. They need a skip and to chuck most of it. They really should move out if only for the poor dogs sake. It will be lovely sleeping close to one of his garlic laden meals being cooked in the bedroom. He’s going to be washing the dishes in the bath. Hopefully some red hot chilli might flaunt his nethers and liven him up
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This new vlog really shows what horrid personalities they both have 🥲
Who else, whilst packing up a kitchen, thinks “I must make a Hello Fresh meal” ? Most of us would get a takeaway ! 
Grifters gotta grift! #kindlygiftedfreefoodWho else, whilst packing up a kitchen, thinks “I must make a Hello Fresh meal” ? Most of us would get a takeaway !
Can’t believe Hello Fresh approved that ad placement! He obviously cooked it all during the week and not while renovating!! Why did they get so stressed out with packing their kitchen (that they unpacked 9 months ago) to take everything upstairs?! It all looks like a social experiment to see when they will have a huge fight and call it a day!Who else, whilst packing up a kitchen, thinks “I must make a Hello Fresh meal” ? Most of us would get a takeaway !
Yip they are worse than each other. It really takes some doing. He is bloody awful but the arrogant and ignorant gobshite called Zara takes it to another level. If ever there was someone to hard slap it’s that one.
Zara's a gobby little cow. Yes, and quite often very orange! She must read here. Petulant as well. What a pair! Luke is stressed about what? Putting cups in a box. Poor thing.
I know. In my seventies I’ve had many animals to feed and clean hutches this morning. The two legged one has been more trouble than all of the ‘trailers’. Watered the plants, made chutney, cooked breakfasts and am preparing Sunday dinner. I’ve got loads yet to do. The gurning gonk must be due another freebie. Preferably a holiday. I recon the six (
) weeks this dabarcle this will stretch will extend to reviewing every takeaway their side of London and many many different fragrances of cheap candle. Builders do fart.It’s only just started and I’m bored of it already all the Instagram stories and now he’s decided we’re back to 2 videos a week… roll on the start of the kitchen ‘disaster’ click bait titles !
Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery these two.
What I don’t understand is why they aren’t just setting up the kitchen/dining table in the ‘library’ and using that as a makeshift kitchen…especially if they are going to be sealing up that door to save dust getting through why trail it all upstairs which will then smell of food 
it just doesn’t make sense to me 
why trail it all upstairs which will then smell of food it just doesn’t make sense to me Because the most likely now realise (builders probably told them) that even with blocking it up dust will be everywhere. The might need to store the kitchen appliances in there at some point too.What I don’t understand is why they aren’t just setting up the kitchen/dining table in the ‘library’ and using that as a makeshift kitchen…especially if they are going to be sealing up that door to save dust getting through
Zara is looking more and more like an oompa loompa's love child
... For a young woman how can she not see the colour of her face is just "wrong". So looking forward to this
fest - both of them absolutely clueless.
Let's start a kitchen reno when the weather is going to start to change for the worst and the nights are drawing in fast . I question Zara being in the property field, as I would expect her to have some sort of knowledge!!! Both clueless baffoons.
My thoughts exactly. But these know know nothing.
We talk about Zara being “in the property field” - is she not just a letting agent?
She probably just makes the tea and hoovers the floor
Zara was working for a firm that manages high wealth clients properties so she wasn't a letting agent. She has a new job, can anyone find any detail on it?