Love Island 2021 #29 Mummy, Gnomeo’s stormed out!

[whatstheteab]

Continue on!

 

[Tippingpoint23]

i hate them all and italian and indian food!!! couscous is okish but hey i love bananas and mushrooms though two of my favs

WHATTTTTT

 

[Penguin86]

I can, they taste like what I'd imagine the texture of eating a slimy eyeball would be

Yum yum

 

[Cutey]

Could fry chips in brett’s hair

And on the jacket

 

[aimzalicious]

The thread title

 

[Lalla]

Can you imagine the sex? "OOh ooh one is arriving! . Oof.. one has reached one's destination.... Oh let me get you a baby wipe"..

Bet it would be lights off missionary sex too.
To paraphrase a line from the Bridget Jones film - the coupling would be brief and perfunctory.

And they 100% would keep some baby wipes or a sex towel by the bed for 'clean up'

Why did I start thinking about this?! Pass the mind bleach!!

 

[GossWhore]

i hate it and potatoes and rice and bread

What did I just read?

 

[Penguin86]

Haha the title

 

[Platformcrocs]

What on God's green earth is that pasta

 

[Lollypad]

Oh my god that carbonara looks terribly dry

 

[Whatamiat]

Let's gooooo....
Oh I have actually bailed on a date like that before but I cudnt stay any longer

 

[rlouisep9]

That's the saddest looking carbonara I've ever seen

 

[Muddypuddles95]

Looks gross

 

[peachpancakes]

This episode is kinda boring ngl I kinda had high expectations based on the preview

 

[Dwightschrute]

Priya is either a proper prude or she’s downright crazy in bed. Like the weirdest kinks going

 

[under the ivy]

Nothing beats Tommy Fury’s GCSE food tech ketchup and Mayo on bread

 

[Pop!91]

*daydreaming how skinny I would be if I didn’t like carbs*

 

[Bostonxx]

Brett only has missionary sex in the dark, or wanks into socks whatever. Pass it on

 

[Tippingpoint23]

That carbonara looks nasty

 

[Cáca_Milis]

Just snotted myself laughing at the title.....