Am catching up now, can’t watch real-time as I have to be in bed early for an early start at work. They’ve just finished coupling up, so my first impressions.
They are all just so generic, especially the girls, they just don’t register with me as different people. Blonde, orange and extensions, they look the same.
Nas is a bit gorgeous if I'm honest, he can do a bit of work on me, knock through my back doors, put up his extension.
Callum sounds thick as pig
tit.
Ollie’s forehead is massive, and quite distracting, his face looks like one of those edits where someone has made all the facial features like eye, nose and mouth really small on the normal sized head. Landed gentry, old money, it’s probably the inbreeding.
Completely forgot that Sophie was Rochelle’s sister, took me half the episode to realise who she was again. She seems pretty empty as well.
Connor, well, I want to call him Alfie Deyes, the gummy veneers are ridiculous. Random thai dentist did his veneers and they look as awful as Alfie Deyes’. Someday people will stop going abroad for terrible cosmetic surgery.
Don’t get what that thing Leanne is wearing over her bikini, that netting thing.
Office Mike, well he can lock me up, and can definitely bring the handcuffs into the bedroom for me.
EDIT: just to add, the Twins have just turned up, slappers, if I can see what kind of knickers you’re wearing under your dress, your dress is too thin. Nobody wants to see a persons underwear through their clothes. And they aren’t even that pretty anyway.
And tbf none of them lads are that pleasing on the eye. Wtf is with them "co ord" sets. Callum deffo best looking but duck me hes thick as pig tit.
