Louise Thompson #41 Après Ski or Après CT

[Tofino]

Thread title is a combined effort from @JarvisCockerSpaniel words and @Hannahc546 suggesting it should be the thread title which got the most likes.

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Louise Thompson #40 Hot Head, Not Dead

Thanks to @JarvisCockerSpaniel for the thread title. I think we can all agree her podcast recaps have been a joy on the last thread 🤣 Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/louise-thompson-39-lous-ex-runs-31-marathons-while-ryan-burns-31-mattessons.46755/page-55#post-21056636

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[Troyston30]

Well I didn't have "I dropped a cupboard on my toe" on my list of excuses not to do the MDS....hey ho!!

 

[katesbess]

Well I didn't have "I dropped a cupboard on my toe" on my list of excuses not to do the MDS....hey ho!!

Everything he does is a duck up isn't it. Like even his excuse is fucked up disaster of one. How does even that excuse make me cringe and want to . Pathetic weasel.

 

[Tofino]

Well I didn't have "I dropped a cupboard on my toe" on my list of excuses not to do the MDS....hey ho!!

Have i missed something? Is this what he’s said? Has he already ruined the poll?

 

[Fisher99]

Have i missed something? Is this what he’s said? Has he already ruined the poll?

This is what he said

 

[Bigtreelittetree]

He seems to be taking his bike to a marathon training camp?

Think you missed an option on the poll: "he'll try to cycle it instead (on an e bike)"

 

[Troyston30]

I'd love to see the training plan for a 120km desert marathon that suggests riding a bicycle on the flat to the nearest coffee shop as being the optimal strategy for success....

 

[Tofino]

Damn wish I’d seen that before I created the poll

if anyone wants to change their answer to “he won’t even make it on the plane” then you can, it lets you change your answer
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I'd love to see the training plan for a 120km desert marathon that suggests riding a bicycle on the flat to the nearest coffee shop as being the optimal strategy for success....

Not just any bike. A battery powered one.

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

Update coming later guys I need time to drink and listen to their shitcast.

 

[Intothedark]

Update coming later guys I need time to drink and listen to their shitcast.

We should all chip in and buy you some wine to get through the podcast so you can give us your amazing updates from the gruesome twosome.

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Poor poor Rysee! All those months of dedicated, gruelling training. All the eggs and cigars and luminous box fresh trainers. Just do your best like you always do, poppet. You brave, wee soldier.
Who would have thought it? (everyone ) Tell us again ... in great detail. The crash, the scream, the blood, the throbbing! The TOE!

 

[sam0206]

I would just LOVE to be a fly on the wall in spencers house when he sees/hears that story
I doubt spencer really even cares about them though but he must have some opinions surely

 

[heddaverse]

I think someone actually guessed on the last thread that Ryan would have his own last minute medical emergency.

We should all have guessed that it would be a dumb injury sustained being a dumbass.

I hope he goes through the full Louise playbook now…

“As I waited in A&E I was stopped by a random prole/taxi driver/nurse. They recognised me from my reel where I drove to the wilderness of Regent’s Park in a gifted Kia to chop wood and do other Man things in slow motion, which generated 25 views and 3 likes for the brand. They thanked me for the work I was doing to speak to my fiancée I hate about how much I dislike her on our podcast. They expressed shock at how someone as manly and as in good shape as me could be in A&E. When I saw the doctor they said it was the most serious minor foot injury they had ever seen.”

 

[Bigtreelittetree]

Ryan spending his flight making an MDS playlist. Meanwhile, on the actual MDS forum, people are debating if taking an old iPod with a few songs is worth the extra grams of weight in that heat

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Teletubbies theme tune.
Head Shoulders Knees and Toes.

 

[lib36]

@Tofino it’s lovely to have you back. You were missed!

 

[Tofino]

Ryan spending his flight making an MDS playlist. Meanwhile, on the actual MDS forum, people are debating if taking an old iPod with a few songs is worth the extra grams of weight in that heat

Ryan at the start line with his coffee and other running essentials


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@Tofino it’s lovely to have you back. You were missed!

aww thank you! I missed the thread too. And I guess I missed laughing at Louise and Ryan too!

 

[Fisher99]

Ryan spending his flight making an MDS playlist. Meanwhile, on the actual MDS forum, people are debating if taking an old iPod with a few songs is worth the extra grams of weight in that heat

I’d really love to know what the people on the MDS forum think of Ryan with his lack of training and saying his mental resilience will get him through it.

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

This is coming directly to you from Barbie Butt Surgery

As frankly I’ve been just living my life and not been compelled to listen to the others.

Are you content Ryan? Are you grateful? Are you bored? We don’t want to box you in but please tell us, your mental health is so important to Loopy that she might even let you answer the question.

FFS he’s got the race of his life coming up and he doesn’t even know if he needs a bleeping visa but WTF CARES BECAUSE THEY JUST QUALIFIED FOR FIFTEEN HOURS ‘free’ CHILDCARE YOU GUYS!!! what a bleeping weight off their minds it must be that the next time they go to Space NK to buy a candle it is essentially a free gift as it costs the same as a Tuesday at a wanky Montessori in Parson’s Green.

Loops is feeling grateful you guys because she’s so special and seen that they have picked her amongst all the other poor bums to receive a pioneering medication that will buy her another six months. Not to live, just to moan and be a big brave dog before she has another Christmas, sorry, surgery. She’s being so grownup!! She even has a team with some new faces because a lot of the old ones got sick of her tit.

Does she want a new bum or not? Well we don’t know, will she still have a bum hole?! A crack?! Ryan is worried, will it aesthetically look the same, will it be functional? Give a tit Ryan she doesn’t even let you in the front.

It’s GOOD ADVICE you guys to go into any medical appointments with YOUR LAPTOP and a list of questions!! Honestly Loops why don’t you do a slide show next time and have done with it I’m sure they will bloody love it and invite you on their next team building day at an escape room.

Ryan is still trying to prove his worth but doesn’t know about voyeurism which is what happens when you are thick and only watch Disney and not Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window. And at least now he knows to shut the duck up because he read an article about Chanel interns having to stay quiet in meetings and loops actually has to question if Coco Chanel is dead or actively reinforcing this policy. She was born in 1883 before even the Jack the bleeping Ripper murders you absolute thicko she would literally be 143 years old and working at Chanel head office.

They are pretending they might move to Wiltshire but this is all lies, Trowbridge would be absolute hilarity and they will get laughed out of town. All pie in the sky anyway as I’m sure Loops is banking on Rysee collapsing in the dessert to be eaten by lizards so she can be free to marry the lipless toff she’s always dreamed of.

 

[sam0206]

This is coming directly to you from Barbie Butt Surgery

As frankly I’ve been just living my life and not been compelled to listen to the others.

Are you content Ryan? Are you grateful? Are you bored? We don’t want to box you in but please tell us, your mental health is so important to Loopy that she might even let you answer the question.

FFS he’s got the race of his life coming up and he doesn’t even know if he needs a bleeping visa but WTF CARES BECAUSE THEY JUST QUALIFIED FOR FIFTEEN HOURS ‘free’ CHILDCARE YOU GUYS!!! what a bleeping weight off their minds it must be that the next time they go to Space NK to buy a candle it is essentially a free gift as it costs the same as a Tuesday at a wanky Montessori in Parson’s Green.

Loops is feeling grateful you guys because she’s so special and seen that they have picked her amongst all the other poor bums to receive a pioneering medication that will buy her another six months. Not to live, just to moan and be a big brave dog before she has another Christmas, sorry, surgery. She’s being so grownup!! She even has a team with some new faces because a lot of the old ones got sick of her tit.

Does she want a new bum or not? Well we don’t know, will she still have a bum hole?! A crack?! Ryan is worried, will it aesthetically look the same, will it be functional? Give a tit Ryan she doesn’t even let you in the front.

It’s GOOD ADVICE you guys to go into any medical appointments with YOUR LAPTOP and a list of questions!! Honestly Loops why don’t you do a slide show next time and have done with it I’m sure they will bloody love it and invite you on their next team building day at an escape room.

Ryan is still trying to prove his worth but doesn’t know about voyeurism which is what happens when you are thick and only watch Disney and not Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window. And at least now he knows to shut the duck up because he read an article about Chanel interns having to stay quiet in meetings and loops actually has to question if Coco Chanel is dead or actively reinforcing this policy. She was born in 1883 before even the Jack the bleeping Ripper murders you absolute thicko she would literally be 143 years old and working at Chanel head office.

They are pretending they might move to Wiltshire but this is all lies, Trowbridge would be absolute hilarity and they will get laughed out of town. All pie in the sky anyway as I’m sure Loops is banking on Rysee collapsing in the dessert to be eaten by lizards so she can be free to marry the lipless toff she’s always dreamed of.

Never even listened to a second of their podcast and I already know the rundown you provide is by far a million times better