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In the meantime, let's check out Rysee's Run! 
Don't wear new shoes and don't set off too quickly? People pay for this?
Beginner level heart rate - he really isn't fit. How is this bozo anything to do with fitness!
Louise petal, 17.01 km is 10.5 miles NOT a half marathon. "No biggie."
Don't wear new shoes and don't set off too quickly? People pay for this?
Beginner level heart rate - he really isn't fit. How is this bozo anything to do with fitness!
Louise petal, 17.01 km is 10.5 miles NOT a half marathon. "No biggie."
And Loopy credited him with an extra 3kms....With the run figures he posted today there is no bleeping way he will will be doing MDS with 2100 metres of uphill. He only did 30 metres during this plod and managed to pick up 3 blisters!!...
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lots of extra family leo content when the its magizine article day. soooo see through. because of course people will look her up so she gotta play the narratvie mum now hasnt she.
they both set up and direct leo so much in order to act out little scenes for the gram. giving him this for a prop, doing this for a scene set, talking to him in certain ways for a scene set up, giving him clothes or accessorize for a camera shot. hes interacted with and setup simply when htye want gram footage.
is brian allowed to give and make money off links of items gifted to them!? also brian considering you ALSO COULDNT actually afford to buy these items yourself, how many people do you think would ever be able to afford leos clothes? £95 for a cardi? yeh ok twatface.
trouble is brian wants to be a towering bulked up man monster body. and that isnt what an endurance athletes body needs to be. its often way more streamlined and not to carry extra mass. he wants to be a over over muscly steroid pumped shitface rather than getting fit for running running running shape.
they both set up and direct leo so much in order to act out little scenes for the gram. giving him this for a prop, doing this for a scene set, talking to him in certain ways for a scene set up, giving him clothes or accessorize for a camera shot. hes interacted with and setup simply when htye want gram footage.
is brian allowed to give and make money off links of items gifted to them!? also brian considering you ALSO COULDNT actually afford to buy these items yourself, how many people do you think would ever be able to afford leos clothes? £95 for a cardi? yeh ok twatface.
trouble is brian wants to be a towering bulked up man monster body. and that isnt what an endurance athletes body needs to be. its often way more streamlined and not to carry extra mass. he wants to be a over over muscly steroid pumped shitface rather than getting fit for running running running shape.
“Ryan is killing his training” ermmmm…..looks more like the training is killing Bryan.And Loopy credited him with an extra 3kms....With the run figures he posted today there is no bleeping way he will will be doing MDS with 2100 metres of uphill. He only did 30 metres during this plod and managed to pick up 3 blisters!!...
Anyone want to place bets on the excuse he arrives at to not go ahead with this marathon thingy? Mystery running injury, Loopy has yet another near-death experience etc etc
Didn’t she tell us that she stopped drinking when she met Bryan? Now it sounds like she’s saying she stopped coz she got pregnant? I don’t know when she got pregnant but wouldn’t it have been about 3.5 years ago? I’ve no idea and I can’t be bothered to check 
I thought she wrote about her life and alcohol in her previous book - 2018? No worries, the fans will lap it up.
"hot bev space" anyone?
Does she realise how unintentionally hilarious and cringeworthy she is?
"hot bev space" anyone?
Does she realise how unintentionally hilarious and cringeworthy she is?Pretty sure giving up alcohol is the brand acceptable way of saying you stopped doing coke.Didn’t she tell us that she stopped drinking when she met Bryan? Now it sounds like she’s saying she stopped coz she got pregnant? I don’t know when she got pregnant but wouldn’t it have been about 3.5 years ago? I’ve no idea and I can’t be bothered to check
She definitely still drank when she was with Ryan, they did paid ads for multiple brands through 2020!
Did they go out for breakfast whilst Ryan was still in his sweaty running clothes? 
If we go out for food after running, we have a change of clothes and take some baby wipes and deodorant. Louise even drove ti meet him so could have taken clean clothes. Who wants to sit in that seat after he’s sweated all over it?
If we go out for food after running, we have a change of clothes and take some baby wipes and deodorant. Louise even drove ti meet him so could have taken clean clothes. Who wants to sit in that seat after he’s sweated all over it?
Just popping this here for those who don't subscribe....
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Looks like he stopped for at least 20mins too as his elapsed time and workout time are quite differentIn the meantime, let's check out Rysee's Run!
Don't wear new shoes and don't set off too quickly? People pay for this?
Beginner level heart rate - he really isn't fit. How is this bozo anything to do with fitness!
Louise petal, 17.01 km is 10.5 miles NOT a half marathon. "No biggie."
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Cut the waffle, Rysee. Did you PAY for your new cable pulley thingy? Icebath? Oh mate, I think they saw you coming. They're called BINS (the housekeeper/cleaner/nanny will deal with that sort of stuff).
Quite a weekend of freebies...ending in a couple of Hunza G's for TT. Nice!
For someone who is a shy and retiring homebody, who doesn't go out a lot, she sure goes out a lot.
Quite a weekend of freebies...ending in a couple of Hunza G's for TT. Nice!
For someone who is a shy and retiring homebody, who doesn't go out a lot, she sure goes out a lot.
£400 worth of swim suits. The over-consumption in this household is honestly disgusting. Anyone found her Vinted yet?
Right here we go.
Biggest event was the gruesome twosome went to Ibiza for a jolly but of course everyone knows holidays don’t count if you have to invite your child. So Leo got shipped off to Devon with a trousseau of Lloyd grossman jar pasta sauce and plenty of yoghurt because they don’t have any shops there, and Ryan thought it would make up for his mum and dad ditching him. What two year old would be sad about that if they can eat squashed up fruit in a packet with a bear on the front? Louise apparently missed him a lot, so much so that she said it was a five day holiday when in fact it was ten, and she missed holding his hand. She’s really been making up for lost time since being back and has let him play with blenders and hair straighteners to his heart’s content and burning all his pancakes specially.
Leo came back apparently totally potty trained and dry at night which is a lie but who cares, now he can tit in the kitchen on a little toilet and Loopy can put it on the gram.
When they were in Ibiza Louise didn’t drink because did you know she doesn’t drink? She’s never mentioned it but apparently if she drinks she misplaces her phone which is obviously a very serious and frightening repercussion of booze. However she was brave enough to order a matcha latte the other day to fill her hot Bev hole, or something. Apparently she stopped drinking To get pregnant but then forgot about drinking after because she was dying all the time which put her off, but lately she’s been having night terrors about drinking a large glass of Malbec, and waking up a right state, presumably at the thought of imbibing a new world wine.
Ryan has a new hobby which is following people around in a golf course and saying he wants to do golf. Between the tennis, running, cycling and surfing and being a hobo-style fashion influencer I have no clue where he’s going to find the time from- his training for the Putney fun run has been very intense this week and him and two mates ran to the coffee shop.
Louise and Ryan did a photo shoot which is the first ever photo shoot since their last photo shoot, and Louise was airbrushed so spectacularly that her own son didn’t recognise her off the cover. Good job the lad doesn’t have Instagram yet as he’d be convinced he had two mums or some weird filtered to duck Auntie. They also discovered they had a roof on their house that was flat so they asked someone to come and take photos of them sitting in their new picnic spot but they didn’t have a picnic so they were literally just sat on the roof like a pair of twats.
Biggest event was the gruesome twosome went to Ibiza for a jolly but of course everyone knows holidays don’t count if you have to invite your child. So Leo got shipped off to Devon with a trousseau of Lloyd grossman jar pasta sauce and plenty of yoghurt because they don’t have any shops there, and Ryan thought it would make up for his mum and dad ditching him. What two year old would be sad about that if they can eat squashed up fruit in a packet with a bear on the front? Louise apparently missed him a lot, so much so that she said it was a five day holiday when in fact it was ten, and she missed holding his hand. She’s really been making up for lost time since being back and has let him play with blenders and hair straighteners to his heart’s content and burning all his pancakes specially.
Leo came back apparently totally potty trained and dry at night which is a lie but who cares, now he can tit in the kitchen on a little toilet and Loopy can put it on the gram.
When they were in Ibiza Louise didn’t drink because did you know she doesn’t drink? She’s never mentioned it but apparently if she drinks she misplaces her phone which is obviously a very serious and frightening repercussion of booze. However she was brave enough to order a matcha latte the other day to fill her hot Bev hole, or something. Apparently she stopped drinking To get pregnant but then forgot about drinking after because she was dying all the time which put her off, but lately she’s been having night terrors about drinking a large glass of Malbec, and waking up a right state, presumably at the thought of imbibing a new world wine.
Ryan has a new hobby which is following people around in a golf course and saying he wants to do golf. Between the tennis, running, cycling and surfing and being a hobo-style fashion influencer I have no clue where he’s going to find the time from- his training for the Putney fun run has been very intense this week and him and two mates ran to the coffee shop.
Louise and Ryan did a photo shoot which is the first ever photo shoot since their last photo shoot, and Louise was airbrushed so spectacularly that her own son didn’t recognise her off the cover. Good job the lad doesn’t have Instagram yet as he’d be convinced he had two mums or some weird filtered to duck Auntie. They also discovered they had a roof on their house that was flat so they asked someone to come and take photos of them sitting in their new picnic spot but they didn’t have a picnic so they were literally just sat on the roof like a pair of twats.
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Literally always read these recaps picturing it all as an episode of ab fab
he didnt put those clothes and shoes on himself you bellend. and the ice cream was probably reward for doing that video. you are both stnadin ehre directing him. its so awfully sad. cant bear this use of children on that platform. its not innocent. none of it.
haha brian. always ehin these 2 arent they. after reaearch finally comes out that ice baths do nothing of benefit. they simply might wake you up a little but what the duck would when submersed in a bath of ice cold water! these bellends that are spending 100s of thousands on a big tupperware of cold water. all from a trend. its science biran, cold widens the blood vessels. making you go into hyped fight or flight mode. so "bing" you are alert. you can get it by splashing your face with cold water. there is no health benefits. and making yourself sit for 10 minute for ultimate sacrificial bro points is doing nothing but freezing you and making you alert. thats naturally gonna come more pleasantly from simply allowing yourself to wake the duck up.
cant stand this trends that get trendy simply from some video at one time going viral. when looking into it you cant trust aynthing as things seem nowadays to be popular or priced popular by what is "viral" rather than any good.
haha brian. always ehin these 2 arent they. after reaearch finally comes out that ice baths do nothing of benefit. they simply might wake you up a little but what the duck would when submersed in a bath of ice cold water! these bellends that are spending 100s of thousands on a big tupperware of cold water. all from a trend. its science biran, cold widens the blood vessels. making you go into hyped fight or flight mode. so "bing" you are alert. you can get it by splashing your face with cold water. there is no health benefits. and making yourself sit for 10 minute for ultimate sacrificial bro points is doing nothing but freezing you and making you alert. thats naturally gonna come more pleasantly from simply allowing yourself to wake the duck up.
cant stand this trends that get trendy simply from some video at one time going viral. when looking into it you cant trust aynthing as things seem nowadays to be popular or priced popular by what is "viral" rather than any good.
Putney fun run just finished me
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