Louise Cooney #6 Clooless Cooney: Christmas-obsessed, but it Feels Like Summer

[boarddotie]

Anyone else think Lou’s content is at an all-time low since she moved into the new abode (not that it’s ever very riveting!) Aside from the recent Cloo ads which just consists of her taking the hip-popping mirror selfies.

Dire. Yer man is off out working and she is sitting around in the soulless flat scrolling for fast fashion.
Jan is a quiet month anyway for all of us plus the 8pm curfew means there is very little for huns to go to.

 

[ahtisyourself]

Jaysus she’s a different gal without the slap

 

[Ellamay87]

She's like a child completely bored all day dossing around the house. All she seems to have to fill her day is a gym class and posing in the mirror with the hip out.

 

[whatsthegossxoxo]

She is soooo old looking and the short hair does not suit her. Would literally think she’s 50 if I didn’t know her.

 

[Mooordgirl]

She is soooo old looking and the short hair does not suit her. Would literally think she’s 50 if I didn’t know her.
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Im around the same age as her and if you think she looks 50 youd think i was 95 - IMO she looks her age but no more.

 

[ahtisyourself]

I like the shorter hair on her I think it’s nice. I had a serious aversion to her long curled brassy extensions so anything is an improvement. The sweater tied around her shoulders made me lol, what is she like. If Jedward had a triplet it would be Louise and I feel bad saying that as I feel like I’m shading Jedward

 

[dee_mc]

I like the shorter hair on her I think it’s nice. I had a serious aversion to her long curled brassy extensions so anything is an improvement. The sweater tied around her shoulders made me lol, what is she like. If Jedward had a triplet it would be Louise and I feel bad saying that as I feel like I’m shading Jedward

Very lady-captain of the golf club alright

 

[Jackjack38]

She must be bored her tits.

She must be bored her tits.

Bored off her tits .....obviously

 

[daddygoose35]

She's like a child completely bored all day dossing around the house. All she seems to have to fill her day is a gym class and posing in the mirror with the hip out.

Yeah I suspect she is bored all day while he works. She would have been better staying with Meg instead of moving in with him.

 

[boarddotie]

Ah yes the ole "tell me what you want to see on my page" chestnut. A sure sign a hun is floundering and hasn't a cloo of where they fit and what they should do.

 

[oac]

Ah yes the ole "tell me what you want to see on my page" chestnut. A sure sign a hun is floundering and hasn't a cloo of where they fit and what they should do.

I always wonder who on earth replies to those types of posts… what do they say? More mind numbing selfies?

 

[not_influenced]

More reels of you walking through Dublin city in a ball gown!!!

 

[Heygooooyyyyzzzzz]

I said more genuine ads Maybe costa this week? Not blocked yet but the countdown is on

 

[mairead1985]

I dare someone to reply that they’d like to see her get a job. She could even speak to RTÉ and see if they’re interested filming it as our answer to The Clooless Simple Life.

 

[I got up at 5am]

Please. Her stories of what people want to see. I’d believe the clothes but interiors? From the queen of basic grey who is also a hoarder, pull the other one. Nobody asked about your sped up boreball workouts either Louise. Give me a break ffs get an original thought in that empty head

 

[Addd]

Please. Her stories of what people want to see. I’d believe the clothes but interiors? From the queen of basic grey who is also a hoarder, pull the other one. Nobody asked about your sped up boreball workouts either Louise. Give me a break ffs get an original thought in that empty head

And how could anyone want to see more of those clothes reels?!

 

[ahtisyourself]

She AF linked her way through those chats. 14 links in total today so far

 

[LoopyBee]

Is she having a stroke in her skincare chats? Flying through products by going "I use THIS", no brand or product name used.

Except for truly butchering "CeraVe, Shiseido, hyaluronic" it felt like she attempted the names she could pronounce, and just listed things to get links in.

No review of what's her favourite (everything!!) or how she uses or layers products.

 

[ahtisyourself]

Is that what she calls her work? Sitting watching a video call of someone doing their make up and then pawing away at your freebie products? She could literally do what while sitting on the toilet. She’s spoofing a living this one

 

[itsamemario2]

It’s hard to think of content when you don’t have brands paying you to post what they say and have to think for yourself