scares me how she looks like a person on her pictures and then like a completely different one on her stories, plus they also look different races, doesn't she have friends to tell her to stop?
Lornaluxe #20 brag brag brag, shill shill shill
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And what the hell js that black lump or her forehead ? It’s not there in some shots ( as in the first 5/6 seconds of this story- but then it appears ?! Can’t catch it very well
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She really should see her gp for blood tests etc. Someone that sleeps/rests as much as she does, her skin isn’t great and hair looks thinning despite her praise of the PK products. She probably lacks vitamins...
Another for the collection
That actually looks better than her OM ‘fashion shots’
We closed at work on Thursday morning because of the bad snow and didn’t go back yesterday either. Now it’s the weekend, it’s my third day at home and I already feel like I’m cracking up.
It makes it worse that we can’t go anywhere, I know, but jeez, how can she live without any routine?! There’s only so much lolling around it bed all morning I can do before I get bored and feel like I’m not being productive!!
It makes it worse that we can’t go anywhere, I know, but jeez, how can she live without any routine?! There’s only so much lolling around it bed all morning I can do before I get bored and feel like I’m not being productive!!
This is everything
That's her filler hump, someone has injected filler above her eyebrow to raise it and it's now humped, makes her look like Herman
No wonder John drinks so much wine if he has to go to bed with *that*.
She's actually lucky to even have him
Vom.
Just for you Lorna as I know you check here daily.
In case you’re STILL unsure of the rules. “Travelling 20+ miles to take photos of self” is not on the list.
I’ve taken the liberty of checking for you, and nope. Negative. See attached, you’re welcome!
She says she gets SAD anyway.. so on top of the the myriad of other issues such as covid, being stuck inside with a man she’s repulsed by, in a flat she hates, and with a dog she doesn’t really like.. is probably not working very well in her mind. I suspect she is on a bit of a downer.. at the very least.
In case you’re STILL unsure of the rules. “Travelling 20+ miles to take photos of self” is not on the list.
I’ve taken the liberty of checking for you, and nope. Negative. See attached, you’re welcome!
Probably something to do with the “ burping” so hard she pulled her rib muscles...
She says she gets SAD anyway.. so on top of the the myriad of other issues such as covid, being stuck inside with a man she’s repulsed by, in a flat she hates, and with a dog she doesn’t really like.. is probably not working very well in her mind. I suspect she is on a bit of a downer.. at the very least.
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Those pirate mock ups are hilarious 
I watched her GRWM stories today and was just cringing all the way through. First, the dog not being fed, don't even start me there
The hair, those roots!! Loads of the products she was using were running out. I don't get why she hasn't got back ups? She's been banging on about her Cult Beauty raffle prize but won't buy her own makeup? I'm starting to think that the Hermes was whacked on a credit card and now they're maxed out and she can't afford to buy anything. Maybe this is yet another post to try and blag free stuff.
Then we had the smearing on of the eyeshadow with grubby fingers, but wait! She had to warm her fingers up with a hairdryer first. WTAF?! Use a bleeping brush!
I watched her GRWM stories today and was just cringing all the way through. First, the dog not being fed, don't even start me there
The hair, those roots!! Loads of the products she was using were running out. I don't get why she hasn't got back ups? She's been banging on about her Cult Beauty raffle prize but won't buy her own makeup? I'm starting to think that the Hermes was whacked on a credit card and now they're maxed out and she can't afford to buy anything. Maybe this is yet another post to try and blag free stuff.
Then we had the smearing on of the eyeshadow with grubby fingers, but wait! She had to warm her fingers up with a hairdryer first. WTAF?! Use a bleeping brush!
This might be my fav pic of her EVER! Howling here
Can't decide who's hair is worse, Lornas or Boos!
What the Fukkety Fukk sort of LUXE look is this!!!
. Especially for sitting indoors 
She’s seriously lost the Fukkin plot !!
. Especially for sitting indoors She’s seriously lost the Fukkin plot !!Attachments
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Her nails are spot on
duck OFF Lorna everybody knows you have just written that yourself you lazy lazy lazyyyyy biatch. Today has been so funny, thanks for the tit content Lorna Fuxe
everybody knows you have just written that yourself you lazy lazy lazyyyyy biatch. Today has been so funny, thanks for the tit content Lorna FuxeAttachments
Wait, John is branching out modelling for Zara now? They look like his shoes and the ripped jeans hem resembles a photo I've seen i'm sure of it!!!
Square toe tit flickers.
Oh Jesus help us, are they expanding into the Columbian marching powder, he probably thinks he's Al Pacino Scarface
I think we can expect a reference to the tattle pirate-chic from our Lorna any time soon !This might be my fav pic of her EVER! Howling here
Can't decide who's hair is worse, Lornas or Boos!
It’s Simon Cowell / John.
Just searching FB for a photo of John in those terrible shoes and ripped jeans and came across this circa 2017. It's todays hair but in reverse
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