Lornaluxe #20 brag brag brag, shill shill shill

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I found a photo of Lord and Lady Luxe in their younger years 🤪
That does actually look like Lorna!

Is that that chav who won the lottery and wasted it all? And his wife left him because he kept spending his money on sex workers and drugs while she was pregnant? Think she got a chunk of his money before it ran out, so hope she’s ok, but what a mess 😂
Jesus Christ!
 
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That does actually look like Lorna!


Jesus Christ!
I’ve remembered his name! Michael Carroll! If you think that’s bad, that wasn’t even the worst of what he got up to 😳
 
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£810 for that monstrosity -- to go shopping at Tesco so that she can "spoil herself with fruit and veg" (?!)
You can imagine her browsing Chanel thinking, what can I buy, oh that'll do for John, it's Chanel after all and whipping the credit card out.

I'm getting more and more convinced that not only is the flat a charade but their whole life is. If you had genuine wealth, even if you liked to show off labels, you'd have a cosy, well decorated home (even if it is a flat), you'd be well groomed, hair would have a decent cut and colour regularly at the very least. Everything about their life just seems "cold". No friends, no family. Just her sitting on a bare floor with a clothes rail, a couple of Chanel carrier bags and a Kylie artwork inherited from an ex-wife.
 
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I've not seen it but it's about a married couple, husband tells the wife he cannot have children, she desperately does. The wife founds out he can have children and there's a rape scene where the wife pins him down and rapes him as she is desperate for children.

I wouldn't say racy more for opening the discussion around consent

Or is LL pointing at more dubious behaviour in her odd OMR relationship
 
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I've not seen it but it's about a married couple, husband tells the wife he cannot have children, she desperately does. The wife founds out he can have children and there's a rape scene where the wife pins him down and rapes him as she is desperate for children.

I wouldn't say racy more for opening the discussion around consent

Or is LL pointing at more dubious behaviour in her odd OMR relationship
Thanks ....might watch it 🥱🤭🤭
their behaviour in the last year has definitely been odd ... Hardly ‘couple goals’ as they like to think they are portrayed as . They’ve certainly lost their way . But their greed and lack of empathy in these troubled times is disgusting .
. I follow some accounts that have had no choice to do what they normally do on IG ,so their content has changed . They have treated the pandemic the same as the rest (most) of us, spoken about it, followed the rules ,laughed about, been down about it . They’ve become relatable haven’t done any giveaways and not lost many followers .
But everyday Ol Yawna is beggin the Fawnas to buy products or ITS shite ...and only talking about herself, what she’s bought !if what she looks like !!
With the
‘Good morning .. how are you today ?’ bollox !!!
She’s the devil 👿 😂😂😂
I’m didn’t sleep well last night .. can you tell 😂😂😂😂. 🤬
 
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Anyone on here watched Bridgerton ?? Episode 6 ???
Is Ol Yawna a bit of a prude in the bedroom or has the Raisin turned her off TOUCH NIGHTS cos his wallet isn’t in his hand 😂😂
I think Lorna probably only doesn’t feel racy with OMR...Bet she was proper filthy with her affair men, and Omr Knows it. They need a transactional based love language because they have the sexual chemistry of a bucket of cold sick.

it’ll be like the elephant in the room when shenanigans come on tv. .. OMR will shuffle off to his tool shed with his Chanel blanket on (and open Tattle to distract his mind...)
 
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Hi everyone happy new year. I gave up following Lorna even for the comedy factor because I was just so bored and she’s completely out of touch with the real world, does she really think people care about her new Chanel bag when they are losing loved ones to this virus? In a way I pity her, because there seems to be no life outside of buying herself new bags, she doesn’t mention any other friends apart from the jewellery designer one, or any other family apart from her mum. So you can’t help but think is this literally all she has going on? I’ll probably still keep up with this thread though because it’s brilliant!
 
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Anyone on here watched Bridgerton ?? Episode 6 ???
Is Ol Yawna a bit of a prude in the bedroom or has the Raisin turned her off TOUCH NIGHTS cos his wallet isn’t in his hand 😂😂
Not seen it but saw Freya Killin mention she wishes she didn’t suggest her nan watch it as it was like being on porn hub
 
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You always sa
I think Lorna probably only doesn’t feel racy with OMR...Bet she was proper filthy with her affair men, and Omr Knows it. They need a transactional based love language because they have the sexual chemistry of a bucket of cold sick.

it’ll be like the elephant in the room when shenanigans come on tv. .. OMR will shuffle off to his tool shed with his Chanel blanket on (and open Tattle to distract his mind...)
you always say it so well @AllAboutTheMayhem 😂😂😂

Hi everyone happy new year. I gave up following Lorna even for the comedy factor because I was just so bored and she’s completely out of touch with the real world, does she really think people care about her new Chanel bag when they are losing loved ones to this virus? In a way I pity her, because there seems to be no life outside of buying herself new bags, she doesn’t mention any other friends apart from the jewellery designer one, or any other family apart from her mum. So you can’t help but think is this literally all she has going on? I’ll probably still keep up with this thread though because it’s brilliant!
Welcome back ... the more opinions the better 😂
 
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Im certainly not a Lorna fan but I don’t think she would lie about donating to charity, especially not one she is connected to in some way.
That's a fair point, I just have quite low expectations on influencers these days.

She probably did donate, or else she would have not tagged them in the post in case they call her out on her lies.
 
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The absolute state of that poor dog!! They're too idle to look after him let
someone who actually gives a tit adopt him. :mad: Neglectful witch!
 
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Hi everyone happy new year. I gave up following Lorna even for the comedy factor because I was just so bored and she’s completely out of touch with the real world, does she really think people care about her new Chanel bag when they are losing loved ones to this virus? In a way I pity her, because there seems to be no life outside of buying herself new bags, she doesn’t mention any other friends apart from the jewellery designer one, or any other family apart from her mum. So you can’t help but think is this literally all she has going on? I’ll probably still keep up with this thread though because it’s brilliant!
Same here and it's not like it's even a case of just keeping her personal life (friends, family, businesses, etc...) away from her online world like many do, there'd still be a tiny inclination of relationships with other humans if that was the case. But nope, nothing. Don't think I've ever seen her post wishing anyone a happy birthday tbqh. I agree with your last sentence too I only really stick around here now as the banter's far more enjoyable than anything LL could ever come up with. Hhaven't watched her blathering on in stories for a while which has been bliss lol

I hope that actually makes sense she's already got me fuming about the dog.
 
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Also if they are so Luxe why are they always at Tesco?! Surely Harrods and F&M can deliver? Or at least Waitrose dahhhhling. I’m sure you can still shop in M&S early doors if you are an OAP too, make the most of it!
 
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Also if they are so Luxe why are they always at Tesco?! Surely Harrods and F&M can deliver? Or at least Waitrose dahhhhling. I’m sure you can still shop in M&S early doors if you are an OAP too, make the most of it!
Waitrose delivery: sure they prob get priority spots for the old OAP
 
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Also if they are so Luxe why are they always at Tesco?! Surely Harrods and F&M can deliver? Or at least Waitrose dahhhhling. I’m sure you can still shop in M&S early doors if you are an OAP too, make the most of it!
They’ll be foraging in the Whoops section 😂
 
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The udder is back in the new collection pictures. I mean what the hell is it. I can’t get a screen shot because of the dark material colour. But it’s there. I think it must be some weird warping that happens when she makes herself smaller on the videos.
 
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