She still can’t remember which month she allegedly gave up drink! 
I know if I did it I’d remember the exact dates!!
I know if I did it I’d remember the exact dates!!
Lornaluxe #20 brag brag brag, shill shill shill
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She looks like she’s slapped all the dream matte mousse on
Went down the FB rabbit hole. That first pictures is lovely. She looks young and fresh!(2017) and in the second one - look - she has a friend and she’s actually exercising. Whoa
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Her earlier photos are still face app’ed to duck, it’s just now there are better ones
Not LL related I’m watching the news . I hope all you TITS up north are keeping safe during these rotten floods and to any of you frontline knackered NHS doctors, nurses, paramedics etc I Fukkin applaud you all . THANKYOU 🥲🥲
Now let’s see what this Fukkin lazy bint has got to offer when she finally gets up ..wonder if she’ll get the Ol Raisin ironing the charity sale gear cos we know he doesn’t really work
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We’ve got a new thread title coming up . Put on your thinking caps #21
Now let’s see what this Fukkin lazy bint has got to offer when she finally gets up ..wonder if she’ll get the Ol Raisin ironing the charity sale gear cos we know he doesn’t really work
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We’ve got a new thread title coming up . Put on your thinking caps #21
Lorna Luxe: Photoshopping the Eiffel Tower since 2015
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It’s weird because her nails never look good.
Also going off the stats @PT32 posted does she not think to herself what am I doing wrong why I am losing followers or what can I change. She literally is in her own bubble to the point where she isn’t even trying to keep content fresh to keep them interested. Even the giveaways aren’t working anymore.
I have just literally gone
at this hahahahaha she is bleeping demented. So incredibly self conscious and insecure that she has to PHOTOSHOP THE EIFFEL TOWER INTO PHOTOS SO PEOPLE WILL BE ENVIOUS!!lorna, I know you read here, I am begging you - seek Professional help
She’s giving IMDb a run for their money today.
She could volunteer at The Meath charity rather than watching bleeping television all day.
Managed to binge on the crown as well as watching Bridgerton 3 times and didn’t she say the other day she was watching Emily in Paris again? 
I don't know where she finds the time in the day, what with her afternoon naps.
God, she really is a lazy trollop.Managed to binge on the crown as well as watching Bridgerton 3 times and didn’t she say the other day she was watching Emily in Paris again?
She’s so idle it’s been only one thread since Xmas 
She and all of us are losing momentum.
She and all of us are losing momentum.
Nothing from her today except series recommendations for series that most people have already heard of.... weather better and no rain (locally).... new collection coming up soon....
Bet she’s out taking photos in Brighton or London.
Bet she’s out taking photos in Brighton or London.
She'll be shilling her In The Shite like crazy, whole of China shuts down for a month for their New Year celebrations which means no restocking
Suddenly all her shite will be sold out and don't know when it will be back. Lemme guess end of February when China opens
Suddenly all her shite will be sold out and don't know when it will be back. Lemme guess end of February when China opens
Did she have the vodka shakes when she did her eyebrows this morning? (correction: this afternoon)
Also TITS assemble: REEL VIDEO INCOMING
Also TITS assemble: REEL VIDEO INCOMING
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Oh duck me. Fetch the wine.
A REEL.
The last one made me die inside. I’m still squirming.
And let’s not pretend that Mr Luxe doesn’t watch porn.
Another boot full of shopping. She’s so absurd. During investigations I did notice that a tit load of her “ recycled knit tit” is available to buy again at ITS. So we know it’s people who’ve sent it back - because she said herself there was no restock.
A REEL.
The last one made me die inside. I’m still squirming.
And let’s not pretend that Mr Luxe doesn’t watch porn.
Another boot full of shopping. She’s so absurd. During investigations I did notice that a tit load of her “ recycled knit tit” is available to buy again at ITS. So we know it’s people who’ve sent it back - because she said herself there was no restock.
This reel is going to be nothing short of laughing at her not with her. I’m looking forward to it - I hope it’s even more comical than the other.
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