Lorna has not taken the grotty Chanel slingbacks off, bar one random day in a silk dress and ugg boots on a freebie trip to Le Man. Her very ill husband was dragged there grinning but seemed too ill to actually go to many events over the weekend.
Lorna flashed a flap in a getting dressed video.
She did a podcast where she told us she used to be a lesbian and has daddy issues. We knew both these things and they are not the revelation she thinks they are.
We're just wondering which will last longer... The slingbacks or the husband.
Thread title courtesy of @Ducktalesawhoohoo and @annabelle_bronstein
Lorna flashed a flap in a getting dressed video.
She did a podcast where she told us she used to be a lesbian and has daddy issues. We knew both these things and they are not the revelation she thinks they are.
We're just wondering which will last longer... The slingbacks or the husband.
Thread title courtesy of @Ducktalesawhoohoo and @annabelle_bronstein
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because she never gets it right! It’s all the little touches she misses every single time. She needs tit tape with that polka dot dress, her Ascot dress needed shortening, she seems to own only one pair of shoes that never match what she’s wearing & she’s always really grubby. She’s never polished & looks like she’s been dragged through a hedge but prances around with those gaudy rings & Hermes handbags thinking that makes her ‘luxe’. There are so many people who don’t have money for Hermes but are so well turned out & carry themselves with such class you’d never know they were head to toe in Mango (for example). I take it she surrounds herself only with ‘yes people’ & doesn’t have any real friends? I think I’ve said it before but she/her life baffles me 
