Lorna Luxe #36 More leaks than John after a night on the whispering angel

[MirandaPriestly]

Problematic drinking does cause memory issues … apparently Lorna you can no longer recall if you get Botox or not as it seems to change on a monthly basis. Despite previously posting about your Botox, last week you were adamant you’d never had it and now here you are again post-Botox …

That pink polyester infection inducing monstrosity is a blatant Chinese sweatshop rip-off of Magda Butrym whose clothing Lorna was recently raving about …

 

[Ohmydays]

Problematic drinking does cause memory issues … apparently Lorna you can no longer recall if you get Botox or not as it seems to change on a monthly basis. Despite previously posting about your Botox, last week you were adamant you’d never had it and now here you are again post-Botox …

That pink polyester infection inducing monstrosity is a blatant Chinese sweatshop rip-off of Magda Butrym whose clothing Lorna was recently raving about …

She’s been going through the Ali Express catalogue again

 

[laus]

An in the wild shot from today

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

It's time for a new thread again!

Lorna Luxe #37 Botox and bad designs, all she cares for are the £££ signs

Lorna Luxe #37 Did she Botox or did she not, and how many adverts can we spot?

I'm sure someone else can come up with a better one

 

[Same stuff different day]

OMG

 

[Ohmydays]

OMG

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She needs to get her money back for that chinny chin chin procedure . Mrs Pig comes to mind … the hair, the sleeves the neckline all wrong she looks stuffed into it all !!!

 

[Hipbones]

OMG

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She looks like Pingu FFS

NOOT NOOT

 

[Ohmydays]

An in the wild shot from today

We all know. She’s at home … photo shopping her Wimbledon pics ..

 

[pink_norris]

Here’s a wild one from 2019, nothing says luxe than hanging Chanel round your neck

 

[Just watching it all]

OMG

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Miss piggy!!!!! (Too short)

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

She looks like Pingu FFS

NOOT NOOT

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Made me think of this meme

 

[UghFFS]

Gosh that Botox worked quick

 

[Ohmydays]

Is she Fukkin serious !!! We’ve just seen pics of her in ‘the wild’ you’re as fake as fukk Yawna .. no matter how much she spends on tweakments ’. She STILL has to photoshop yourself to within an inch of her life …. FFS She’s definitely not a happy bunny despite all the £££ she wastes on same Ol same Ol !

 

[what the fook]

It's time for a new thread again!

Lorna Luxe #37 Botox and bad designs, all she cares for are the £££ signs

Lorna Luxe #37 Did she Botox or did she not, and how many adverts can we spot?

I'm sure someone else can come up with a better one

love it. I suggested this one the other day:

Lorna Luxe #37 edits pics to make her look tall, seeing raisin in the wild makes our skin crawl

 

[clairechoice]

She looks bleeping awful. No amount of Botox and “runway cheeks” will fix that. Can’t hide an ugly soul. Or is that too close to the bone Lorna?

 

[Same stuff different day]

I call bull s^*t. Wiht that much filler there would be bruises. She did this weeks ago …if at all.

 

[Hipbones]

I call bull s^*t. Wiht that much filler there would be bruises. She did this weeks ago …if at all.

Especially if she was drinking on the same day as treatments.

These photos are six days apart — her eyebrows look exactly the same to me

Does look like she’s had more lip filler though!

 

[LittleBirdie]

Hello loves! I’ve had a short hiatus from Tattle but had to return to ask if “runway cheeks” are what you have when you wear a “runway sleeve” Putting runway in front of nouns does not make you sound sophisticated Lorna - you just sound like a twit.

Anyway, that must be the fastest acting Botox in the world if she was injected yesterday and is seeing the results today! Maybe her forehead is just hammered and comatose after too much whispissing angel.

Oh and I’m super disappointed in Wimbledon for inviting influencers. So many actual tennis fans enter that ballot every year and never get a ticket and here’s Lorna who only mentioned the lunch. Bet she didn’t even watch a match.

 

[lucie_Lu]

Gosh that Botox worked quick

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But that little bit of chin fat is still there!! She said the Aqualyx got rid of it!! I’m so disappointed as I have the same bit of chin fat and I was hoping to get Aqualyx on it…. It’s £360 with the guy in Knightsbridge she goes to (although I’m guessing she got it free as she keeps mentioning him) but I’m from up North and it’s only £60 so I thought if it gives good results I’d give it a go but she looks exactly the same!!

 

[LittleBirdie]

But that little bit of chin fat is still there!! She said the Aqualyx got rid of it!! I’m so disappointed as I have the same bit of chin fat and I was hoping to get Aqualyx on it…. It’s £360 with the guy in Knightsbridge she goes to (although I’m guessing she got it free as she keeps mentioning him) but I’m from up North and it’s only £60 so I thought if it gives good results I’d give it a go but she looks exactly the same!!

Ooh please be careful if someone’s offering it for £60! Make sure they’re medically trained and that you know a couple of people who have had it done there. I’m also from up north and my clinic charges £400.