Lorna Luxe #21 Sleeps all day or watches Sky, sits in the Bentley to tell another lie.

[Ohmydays]

Most recent pictures were taken in Horsham so looks like she’s been reading here about the outrage of her travelling to Brighton for ‘photoshoots’

Adds @Missimorgan to suspicious list

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

I did laugh when I was watching The Serpent, there was a scene that was supposedly in Paris and they’d blatantly comped in the Eiffel Tower, but rather more convincingly than yawna’s levitating efforts..

 

[Misslmorgan]

Adds @Missimorgan to suspicious list

Heyyy why am I suspicious just a keen eyed Sussex local pointing out she’s clearly glued to Tattle on the daily seeing what everyone says about her

 

[PT32]

Heyyy why am I suspicious just a keen eyed Sussex local pointing out she’s clearly glued to Tattle on the daily seeing what everyone says about her

Haha don’t worry it’s a light-hearted ongoing thing, pretty sure we’ve all been on there at some point . I was about to come on here and say it was Horsham too. I saw Ask Italian in the background and it looks really similar to the one in Brighton so I went onto google maps in a fit of rage like “this witch has gone and done it again” and then saw it wasn’t the same and it is in fact the Horsham restaurant. Wonder if she’s been told off or is worried about being reported continuously probably not but hey, we can dream.

A couple of my fav screenshots from the fake teeth whitening before & after (utter scam artist):

 

[Its_Me]

Easy on adding @Misslmorgan to suspicious list she’s our local to the Manor House TIT

Her hair and skin in all of these screen shots are both disgusting! Kind of feel bad saying that to be honest but come on, she’s supposed to be selling all these hair and beauty products and she looks like that?

 

[Just to be nosey]

Lovely new thread! HATE those loafer things on her AND.. is this person laughing at her? Surely...

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Being put on the suspicious list is like a badge of honour

 

[Misslmorgan]

Haha don’t worry it’s a light-hearted ongoing thing, pretty sure we’ve all been on there at some point . I was about to come on here and say it was Horsham too. I saw Ask Italian in the background and it looks really similar to the one in Brighton so I went onto google maps in a fit of rage like “this witch has gone and done it again” and then saw it wasn’t the same and it is in fact the Horsham restaurant. Wonder if she’s been told off or is worried about being reported continuously probably not but hey, we can dream.

A couple of my fav screenshots from the fake teeth whitening before & after (utter scam artist):
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Haha it’s fine I get it, I actually thought it was Lewes high street at first glance but then I noticed the Ask Italian looked wrong then I clocked the Anchor hotel sign. Possibly been told off, weren’t people reporting to HSBC also?

 

[YouHavinAGiraffe?]

Haha don’t worry it’s a light-hearted ongoing thing, pretty sure we’ve all been on there at some point . I was about to come on here and say it was Horsham too. I saw Ask Italian in the background and it looks really similar to the one in Brighton so I went onto google maps in a fit of rage like “this witch has gone and done it again” and then saw it wasn’t the same and it is in fact the Horsham restaurant. Wonder if she’s been told off or is worried about being reported continuously probably not but hey, we can dream.

A couple of my fav screenshots from the fake teeth whitening before & after (utter scam artist):
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I took the same screenshot earlier today and changed my profile pic

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Haha it’s fine I get it, I actually thought it was Lewes high street at first glance but then I noticed the Ask Italian looked wrong then I clocked the Anchor hotel sign. Possibly been told off, weren’t people reporting to HSBC also?

I think they tried but you have to be a shareholder to complain about OM

 

[LillieMoon]

Her foot

 

[Ohmydays]

Easy on adding @Misslmorgan to suspicious list she’s our local to the Manor House TIT

Her hair and skin in all of these screen shots are both disgusting! Kind of feel bad saying that to be honest but come on, she’s supposed to be selling all these hair and beauty products and she looks like that?

I blame those bloody lights they make her look hideous .. Don’t think they’re suitable for the wooden room maybe the light bounces off the white door. Oops
Seriously you’re right for someone promoting that stuff she should look better . Those teeth whiteners make her teeth look patchy ..

Her foot View attachment 399321

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She’s just a filthy bint .. She thinks she’s stylish and elegant but her attention to detail is shocking. She prides herself on being queen of fake tan but she’s always got awful patchy hands and feet and the rest of her body is aka tiger bread. !! She always looks grubby and cheap even with a 5k handbag

 

[Wifo1976]

I did laugh when I was watching The Serpent, there was a scene that was supposedly in Paris and they’d blatantly comped in the Eiffel Tower, but rather more convincingly than yawna’s levitating efforts..

How good was The Serpent though?? Jenna Coleman’s wardrobe LL should watch and take a few notes! I actually thought they were in Paris though what a rem

 

[Ohmydays]

Heya! ( Thanks to multiple contributors)

January has been a quiet month largely because, without any where to go, Lorna’s content is nil. She spends most of her days watching television in the wooden room, reminding everyone she worked for Virgin over 15 years ago. She disappeared over Christmas & New Year, declaring she burped so hard she pulled the muscles in her ribs.

She’s seemingly quite depressed at not being allowed out, but still manages to go out most days; she applies full make up, attaches fake hair, sits in the Bentley and pretends she’s going to Tesco. It’s all very weird.

Sometimes she manages to go all the way to Brighton, or London to take photos of herself. These are important pictures, because she needs them to support her bi-weekly giveaways that keep her numbers up.
No one is quite sure how Lorna justifies her non-essential travel, as essential, but what we do know , is that Lorna is very important and that the pandemic rules that affect the nation, don’t apply to her.
So far this month, she’s managed to produce an 11 second reel for Sky - which left many speechless with embarrassment.
She also knocked out a couple more “shitKnit” collections for ITS, direct from the Ali-express catalogue.

Finally, being the style icon she is, she informed her followers, that silk scarves would be a continuing trend for 2021, and posted a picture of herself with one wrapped around her head, looking like an extra from Pirates of The Caribbean.


History & Summary.

Lorna (Aka, Queen Baby, Pwincess, bore-na, yawn-a)

- Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable
-Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner/ changes face shape.
-Uses filters on her story videos. Tattlers spotted background warping and she was called out for it by CelebFace. Never addressed by Lorna and continues to use filters
-Doesn’t upload stories in real time
-Whenever her follower count is dwindling does a giveaway or buys followers
-Favourite beauty/make up products are whatever brands are paying her at the time
-Constantly pushing her flammable & unsustainable clothing collection with In The Style and responds to any complaints regarding quality, delivery and refunds via Twitter with passive aggressiveness
-Blocks anyone who questions her (blocked individuals are referred to as A-Blocked on tattle)
-Hardly ever declares gifts or ads. Reported many times to ASA.
-Says she hasn’t had any face fillers for over 2 years but puncture holes on the lips have recently been spied
-Pretends to be empathetic towards current affairs and world disasters when it suits her but has shown little regard for the covid pandemic because it’s just an inconvenience that she would prefer to ignore
-Poor Boo the dog is often carted off to god knows where while they go on trips presumably paid for by In The Style.
-Claims she has an English Literature degree from a Newcastle university which is highly questionable given her shocking grammar.
-Eats at a handful of restaurants in London, suspected she backhands Cecconis for use of their toilets as a changing room when she ‘shoots’ on Bond Street

John aka Mr Luxe - has worn the same pink shorts since 2001.

Also referred to on Tattle as
OAP-Old Age Pensioner
OM-Old Mahogany (due to the depth of his tan)
OMR- Old Mahogany Raisin
The Raisin
Creosote King
Elton John
Whipping Boy

His position within HSBC is questionable due to them openly flaunting their lifestyle on social media and the amount of time he actually spends (or doesn’t spend) working.

She apparently cheated on John and had an ongoing relationship around 2017/2018. Tea has been shared via former friends who say she was away with her fancy man/lady the night before Mr Luxe had arranged and called off a birthday brunch for his princess after she failed to appear. It was after this that the Luxe’s seemingly perfect marriage started showing up on Instagram along with a lot more Chanel and Cartier.

The Manor House

Well there is no Manor House
Horsham Heights (HH) is a 2 bed flat situated within lush grounds in Horsham shared by a number of other flats.

She claims herself and John bought the property together shortly after they met but it’s been proven there were no flats sold around this time so most likely owned by John himself and he moved her in.

Fellow tattler @Jasmine is Johns ex wife who has confirmed much of the above.

Previously in Paris.... The old and the grubby (avec nouveau fringe) bobbed on a plane to relocate stay in le Bristol during the continuing pandemic but it's ok as apparently it's a "business opportunity". Not sure what the biz is. Seen 3 tit coats that even Ali Express don't appear to be stocking and a diarrhoea coloured A/W dress that you wouldn't be buried in let alone be seen alive in even in the dark, winter months when you're not going anywhere because of a PANDEMIC but anyway ...

When not on "business" goes to the same restaurants, drinks the same wine, takes pictures of the same food with the same tit comments, the same car trips, to the same places, to take the same pictures of the same tit clothes in a different colour. YAWNNNNN-A.
In Paris, she released a godawful SKY AD reel and promoted her 0.1 millisecond silent extra part in Riviera to "paid in Rose" acting work and more reels are appearing that seem to be fuelled by day drinking as it can be the only reason for the off the scale levels of cringe.

Finally got her (wrong) Hermes bag and now wants the "real deal". (Who really knows how they got the bag, if OMR really went to the store or if it was delivered to the hotel and how much was paid for the bag but we can be sure the repayment to OMR was far "more spenny".

Not content (is she ever??) with staying in a hotel in the centre of Paris, ol' Yawna decided to photoshop the Eiffel Tower into her breakfast pictures because ... well who knows why ... but anyone brave enough to mention it in the comments found their comments also photoshopped via the delete button - wonder why..

As of early November, Paris was locked down, and Lorna was forced back to England from her “indefinite” stay in Paris. The “indefinite” stay consisted of 3 ITS mega-dumps. Most of which she left to the Red Cross.

After serving her 2 week isolation following her return from Paris, she conjured up a fictional story about the boiler in her flat being broken. Evidently it was impossible to stay there in such extreme conditions, so she feigned an over night emergency trip to an AIRBNB for warmth.
This actually turned out to be a non-essential 4 day trip to london, where she stayed at Browns Hotel. During lockdown.

Happily she managed to pack all the Black Friday ITS drop, AND all her handbags AND managed a full photoshoot in the streets of London. Phew!

She further added insult to injury, by declaring she was back at home after 1 day, making tea for the plumbers. She wasn’t.

Morally, an all time low.

December was a quiet one as Lorna was out sneaking round breaking tier rules.

Love it @AllAboutTheMayhem you and your words have smashed it again great January catch up .. well done and thanks

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

How good was The Serpent though?? Jenna Coleman’s wardrobe LL should watch and take a few notes! I actually thought they were but in Paris though what a rem

LOVED IT. Though quite a stressful watch. But made me want to be running round Bangkok screaming my head off

Jenna Coleman totally nailed ‘angry smoking’

 

[CAT1975]

How good was The Serpent though?? Jenna Coleman’s wardrobe LL should watch and take a few notes! I actually thought they were in Paris though what a rem

loved her wardrobe! So stylish! You’re right Lorna should watch and take note but I just don’t think she’s got style in her! She’s a label wh**e as she thinks that’s what class and style is

 

[Ohmydays]

LOVED IT. Though quite a stressful watch. But made me want to be running round Bangkok screaming my head off

Jenna Coleman totally nailed ‘angry smoking’

I couldn’t get into it !! Only saw 1st 10 mins and it freaked me out a bit .. I might try it again .. ..

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

loved her wardrobe! So stylish! You’re right Lorna should watch and take note but I just don’t think she’s got style in her! She’s a label wh**e as she thinks that’s what class and style is

She’s more likely to try and align herself with Emily in bloody Paris, despite the protagonist being 20 years younger and 4 sizes smaller *sad face*

 

[Ohmydays]

loved her wardrobe! So stylish! You’re right Lorna should watch and take note but I just don’t think she’s got style in her! She’s a label wh**e as she thinks that’s what class and style is

So true .. she’s never heard of less is best .. chucks on about 5 labelled brands to just sit in the wooden room. She’s definitely not stylish or well groomed .

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

I couldn’t get into it !! Only saw 1st 10 mins and it freaked me out a bit .. I might try it again .. ..

Oh yes give it another try. The time shifting back and forth is a bit disorientating but you get used to it