Liz Jones #6 She's not a war correspondent, she writes a column detailing how she waxes herself and poops in restaurants

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You don't bloody love him, you daft cow. You've had sex a few times, got cystitis, exchanged a few needy (on your part)/love-bombing and juvenile (on his part) texts and that's all. What you are is bloody obsessed and, given that all this is (probably) made up, don't you care how it makes you seem? Ridiculous doesn't even begin to cover it. Develop some pride and self-awareness ffs.
 
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I’ve trawled through the archives, and worked out that they’ve seen each other a grand total of FOUR TIMES since September…🙄
 
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I’ve trawled through the archives, and worked out that they’ve seen each other a grand total of FOUR TIMES since September…🙄
Imagine though. You’ve seen this woman just four times over a period of several months, and then she sends you evidence (in the form of videos) that she’s stalking you.
You’d think she was utterly deranged wouldn’t you? And you’d be right.
 
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She's NOT his girlfriend, she's simply an old nutter that he's shagged a few times, trying to buy him with fancy food and expensive woollies.

If, of course, any of this is true.

How does it feel to be a deranged laughing stock, Jonesey?
 
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Had to get another swipe at her sister in there, didn't she?

And the sad thing is that Bridget Jones (of which another movie is about to be released) and Fawlty Towers (which was recently adapted as a successful West End play) ARE both more current than SATC ...
 
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Who goes out to a party at 1am on NYE? Do PIs really stay outside until 4am on 1st January, and if they do how much does that cost? What utter guff it all is.
 
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Who goes out to a party at 1am on NYE? Do PIs really stay outside until 4am on 1st January, and if they do how much does that cost? What utter guff it all is.
If there was,any PI it was old Liz in a mac, hearing aids whistling, wind whooshing up round her dried up stubbly noon. Although let's be honest, none of it happened, the catfish/gigolo/silver fox would never ever give her his address, not his real one.
 
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If there was,any PI it was old Liz in a mac, hearing aids whistling, wind whooshing up round her dried up stubbly noon. Although let's be honest, none of it happened, the catfish/gigolo/silver fox would never ever give her his address, not his real one.
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Superb!!!!!
 
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Imagine though. You’ve seen this woman just four times over a period of several months, and then she sends you evidence (in the form of videos) that she’s stalking you.
You’d think she was utterly deranged wouldn’t you? And you’d be right.
Flip it around and a man was displaying this behaviour everyone would be screaming and shouting he needs arresting and throwing in prison. He needs to get a restraining order in her because her behaviour is not normal. You don’t hire a PI on someone you have met a few times. If you think they are having you on you either ask them if you’re the only person they are seeing or end things.
 
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Who goes out to a party at 1am on NYE? Do PIs really stay outside until 4am on 1st January, and if they do how much does that cost? What utter guff it all is.
Worryingly, a lot of people seem to believe it all based on Fail comments! I know they jettison negative ones a lot but so many don't seem to realise Liz is a lying liar who lies and that so much of what she claims to be true is not even plausible.
 
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Clarkson used the foetus reference but I doubt she would be watching Clarkson’s Farm to hear it from that.
Liz has used the foetus insult for many years.

She has a bunch of stock phrases that she is obsessed with. Silly Bridget being another, and the first time she said that I had no idea what she was talking about because not everyone is obsessed with BJ Diary.
 
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Flip it around and a man was displaying this behaviour everyone would be screaming and shouting he needs arresting and throwing in prison. He needs to get a restraining order in her because her behaviour is not normal. You don’t hire a PI on someone you have met a few times. If you think they are having you on you either ask them if you’re the only person they are seeing or end things.
Tbf though, assuming all she has written was true, then the guy has been lovebombing her and luring her into feeling she's in an amazing whirlwind relationship. The red flags have been there from the start but brighter women than Liz Jones have been sucked in by men like this. So for that reason only, she has SOME cause.

Though it's also been obvious that any normal woman at this point would not be sending a PI after him. Unless he took her money.
 
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I’m not sure about love bombing TBH. He’s cancelled on her and ghosted her multiple times and (allegedly) given her an STD. It’s a casual shag at best. If she didn’t get red flags from all of that, then there’s no helping her. And she’s pushing 70 - if she’s not wised up by that stage in her life, there’s no hope really.
And engaging a PI to stalk the man is pure lunacy. What does she expect to gain from this? She can’t “shame” him into having a relationship with her. And she can’t use this stuff in court - it’s not like it’s a divorce situation.
Of course, it’s highly unlikely any of this is true, so there is that.
 
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