People who tlk lik dis. They usually are the same people that have "full time mummy" on their facebook profile or "love mi or h8 mi, my kids r mi life" (their kids are usually called something like Harley Mae, or Demi Lee)
People that say pacific instead specific (if you cant pronounce it then don't bleeping say it)
People that walk really close behind you. I always stop and let them overtake me because I can't bear it.
People that put dumb political statements on their status but when you challenge them their only response is "Its my opinion!" If you're going to put a strong status then back it up.
Coughing down the phone
People that go on Facebook to ask when the kids are back at school. How the duck do you not know this? At least discreetly look on their website....
Babies with their ears pierced. Chavy and completely unnecessary.
When a celebrity dies and online you get stupid people saying "so what, real people die too!!!" This really gets on my tits. Its common sense to notice that someone in the public eye would make the news rather than your Aunt Margaret from down the road. Doesn't mean they are less important. Same goes when a celeb has a baby "I had a baby too why aren't I on the news?" Again, because you arent in the public eye you nimrod.
Going out in public in your pyjamas. Or worse dropping off/picking up your kids from school in pyjamas. How much effort is it to shove on a pair of jeans and t shirt and at least give the impression you have had a wash that day!