Thread title is a # collab from myself, @ChastityDingle and @Quackers
(Shortened to fit In'vestments for the karate kid in Dubai, also THAT HAT, no sun in your eye, with a chest so burnt like an overdone pie )
Lidl and Chrisdoyouloveme are currently on aholiday business trip in Dubai. Lidl ccouldn't pack - she hates packing, did you know she hates packing? So Chrisdoyouloveme packed her case for her - let him at it and she's only delighted with all the outfits he selected with accessories and tat to match.
He has done a stellar job of packing lots of newness including a sneak peak at the new Vestments for after Easter
He has replaced the nun shoes with Jesus Sandals but don't fear - the nude stilettos made the cut for with her Kill Bill/Karate outfits
So far this trip she's been flogging Walking Jacket, Tshirts, flappy pants with stripe, lip oils, brown mascara to name a few items from the middle aisle. Newness - rotten grey camouflage vest, sun cream which @Skinner spotted was actually tan, aftershave, new handmaid dresses, vestments for under mass robes, sunglasses and shein/Ali Express best-selling sunhat- list to be continued....
She hates the camera- biggest lie ever- we have been treated to OOTN complete with gurning smile, horses tail and twirls most evenings - cringe factor 236/10
Chrisdoyouloveme was tricked into modelling the mens newness after a few whiskeys - a bog standard tshirt from their new company ANCO. No, sorry it's Landco. I will l get it right this time- it's L'andco
Chrisdoyouloveme designed the logo teeeheeeheeeee
Her new employee is overdoing it with posts gushing about this fab Trump tint, the not orange Bronzer and Dazzle eye shadow is. Keep going Danielle you can do better than Noel and Chelinda in time
Lucy Kennedy- sounding slightly inebriated-declared Lidl as he new bestie when she received all the newness - she loves the green it's her favourite shade she says while showing totally different shades of green
You know I can keep a secret girls *teeheeheee* no its not that I moisturise after I shower - I've discovered a new holiday resort. *whispery voice* Dubai
A man made country with hot temperatures to damage your skin and restaurants that don't like you seeing your food in the evening
Everything is just so so so extra (apart from slippers). There is live music, lights, and couples who love each other as well as groups of friends having a great time -So extra- you wouldn't get it in any town or village in Iraland Every weekend
So yeah.
McBitch Mansion is becoming more greige by the day. Gold trims, custom lighting, hidden doors, giant tiles - all specially designed by an interior architect who copies and pastes her 2 or 3 styles - so so exclusive
New on list of freebies is her gym because anything Naydeeenneee can do Lidl will copy but forget the style and flair
Mammy and Daddy stil MIA
Murph lives at the kennels and visits the odd time Chrisdoyouloveme is home
Darragh can housesit and go to College in a different county hours away
Serial Entrepreneur amd she lost weight- don't forget that girls
I am most grateful we did not have a repeat of the "affection" we were subjected to in Paris
(Shortened to fit In'vestments for the karate kid in Dubai, also THAT HAT, no sun in your eye, with a chest so burnt like an overdone pie )
Lidl and Chrisdoyouloveme are currently on a
He has done a stellar job of packing lots of newness including a sneak peak at the new Vestments for after Easter
He has replaced the nun shoes with Jesus Sandals but don't fear - the nude stilettos made the cut for with her Kill Bill/Karate outfits
So far this trip she's been flogging Walking Jacket, Tshirts, flappy pants with stripe, lip oils, brown mascara to name a few items from the middle aisle. Newness - rotten grey camouflage vest, sun cream which @Skinner spotted was actually tan, aftershave, new handmaid dresses, vestments for under mass robes, sunglasses and shein/Ali Express best-selling sunhat- list to be continued....
She hates the camera- biggest lie ever- we have been treated to OOTN complete with gurning smile, horses tail and twirls most evenings - cringe factor 236/10
Chrisdoyouloveme was tricked into modelling the mens newness after a few whiskeys - a bog standard tshirt from their new company ANCO. No, sorry it's Landco. I will l get it right this time- it's L'andco
Chrisdoyouloveme designed the logo teeeheeeheeeee
Her new employee is overdoing it with posts gushing about this fab Trump tint, the not orange Bronzer and Dazzle eye shadow is. Keep going Danielle you can do better than Noel and Chelinda in time
Lucy Kennedy- sounding slightly inebriated-declared Lidl as he new bestie when she received all the newness - she loves the green it's her favourite shade she says while showing totally different shades of green
You know I can keep a secret girls *teeheeheee* no its not that I moisturise after I shower - I've discovered a new holiday resort. *whispery voice* Dubai
A man made country with hot temperatures to damage your skin and restaurants that don't like you seeing your food in the evening
Everything is just so so so extra (apart from slippers). There is live music, lights, and couples who love each other as well as groups of friends having a great time -So extra- you wouldn't get it in any town or village in Iraland Every weekend
So yeah.
McBitch Mansion is becoming more greige by the day. Gold trims, custom lighting, hidden doors, giant tiles - all specially designed by an interior architect who copies and pastes her 2 or 3 styles - so so exclusive
New on list of freebies is her gym because anything Naydeeenneee can do Lidl will copy but forget the style and flair
Mammy and Daddy stil MIA
Murph lives at the kennels and visits the odd time Chrisdoyouloveme is home
Darragh can housesit and go to College in a different county hours away
Serial Entrepreneur amd she lost weight- don't forget that girls
I am most grateful we did not have a repeat of the "affection" we were subjected to in Paris
love it spot on!!!
she should never do a side profile pic that close again her nose won’t thank her either 