She is loving addressing 'the karens' I.e. us
News for you Lisa- we aren't wondering why you are booking blow dries and online shopping. That's what we usually do during night feeds.
We are wondering how you can walk away from your sick baby in hospital after such a short amount of time.
I am personally wondering why you say you have no time to straighten your hair now... you never done it before they were born either?
Buck up you lazy ass of a woman. Don't let those girls hear that they are the reason you don't straighten your hair? And don't leave them without their Mam while they are sick.
Plenty of us with 2+ babies at home that do manage to stretch ourselves for them because we are MOTHERS.