Lily Pebbles #55 She’s just QVC for women in their thirties

[friedeggontoast]

Thread title by @TheBabeWithThePower which was the most liked suggestion with 27 likes!

 

[TheBabeWithThePower]

Oh guys I'm honoured! Maybe through me Lily and Anna could heal as I somehow came up with both of their current thread titles? Think I might have peaked in life.

 

[Eileen_2019]

Have a feeling Lily will love this title ...

 

[skyehigh]

How do people find this bollocks relatable?!

 

[jazzmonster]

A little attempt at a recap:

Lily is now into Dopamine Dressing, which manifests as wearing cheap looking sacks in bright colours that her colour consultant told her about. By the way, according to her, she is now also entirely responsible for this consultant’s career.

She keeps going on about adding “personality” to her home decor and clothes despite having to look up constantly how other people style things.

Still finds the smallest everyday tasks scary and daunting, such as making coffee, but will persevere when the incentive is a freebie.

Talks about her quarterly Foggy Mornings like it’s a BAFTA winning documentary when all it is is her talking over her guest while Georgia shakes the camera.

Tries to reinvent herself as “slow living” content creator when the only slow thing going on her channels is her brain.

 

[icannoteven]

“I think it’s important to always copy new things”

there, corrected it for you, Poobs

 

[Eat My Shorts]

I wouldn’t have bothered trying to get an outfit clip, Lils

 

[ahtisyourself]

What a pack of crows at that choir

 

[TheBabeWithThePower]

What a pack of crows at that choir

Ahahahaha ‍ crying
It was awful though right? Those "harmonies"?!

This is some real middle-aged-white-lady-karaoke nonsense.

 

[Eileen_2019]

The outfit is terrible, I can't believe she is actually using that hideous bag, and what the hell is that pose????

 

[Sibyl Vane]

I wouldn’t have bothered trying to get an outfit clip, Lils

There's a thumb statue in Doha's Souq Waqif. It somehow looks more stylish than this kindly sponsored tit stain.

 

[Eileen_2019]

Choir is the only time she truly isn't worried about something? Some mental health person needs to 'kindly reach out', that is just not normal.

 

[call.me.coco]

The outfit is terrible, I can't believe she is actually using that hideous bag, and what the hell is that pose????

It’s awful isn’t it?!
Has she had a keratin treatment or something to that effect? Her hair looks so flat.

Is she recreating a childhood photo? The pose

So many questions..

 

[cromulentword]

I wouldn’t have bothered trying to get an outfit clip, Lils

Came here to write the exact same , what is this combination of clothing. Where do you even buy such items in this day and age

 

[Eat My Shorts]

How about if your children ARE into the “super kiddy cartoon stuff”. They’re not young for very long!

 

[Eileen_2019]

Are they not into them,or do you refuse to buy them some fun cups??

 

[Eat My Shorts]

Are they not into them,or do you refuse to buy them some fun cups??

Definitely the latter with old moany pebs. I meant they’re not young for long so let them have the fun ones. I didn’t write that very clearly’

 

[poopettemetis]

Definitely the latter with old moany pebs. I meant they’re not young for long so let them have the fun ones. I didn’t write that very clearly’

I just hope they have school friends with moms who are the complete opposite of Lily and when they go over to those houses they get to let loose and be loud and weird and drink from a bleeping princess cup.

 

[bluebo86]

What a pack of crows at that choir

The only time she can be ‘really in the moment’, whilst also filming an overly long clip of her own feet on her phone for us all to watch

 

[Orange2green]

I wouldn’t have bothered trying to get an outfit clip, Lils

Didn't she once say that she didn't like long skirts because they made her look religious? She looks PEAK orthodox Jew in this outfit