Lily Pebbles #5 Baby Greige turns one in age; but don't be silly, it's all about Lily!

[StephenTJackson]

NEW THREAD: Thanks to @Booklover for the title suggestion.

 

[Paris1993]

Why did I find it funny today on her insta story at lunch when she’s waiting for Rich to add more to her bowl then he adds more to his own

 

[Booklover]

NEW THREAD: Thanks to @Booklover for the title suggestion.

My first thread.

Not sure if her friend will love it as much...

 

[Libertine1975]

That birthday card

She has a baby why not do a baby hand print and make it into a picture.

 

[Lechat]

If I received that card I’d be like “wow you shouldn’t have”.

 

[Jaybtee]

she’ll be raging that she had to put the top 5/worst 5 video on igtv and can’t monetise it

 

[ELFILY]

Not even a ‘happy birthday’ just ‘hbd‘, I burst out laughing when I saw it.

 

[Readread]

Is she actually having a bleeping laugh with that hideous monstrosity of a ‘birthday card’ ????!??!!?! Couldn’t she have went on Moonpig like everyone else on the planet are doing and sent one to her so called friend. OMG I CANT DEAL

 

[CheshireLove]

That card is such a low effort. Imagine being the friend that receives that.

I’ll await the inevitable IG Story tutorial.

 

[CatHun]

Swipe up for the label maker so you can make the worlds dullest card too.

 

[majestic26]

Didn't someone make her a similar one when Grey was born? Just said 'Grey' on the front. Lily thought it was incredibly original. Incredibly low-effort, more like.

 

[janedowe]

Can we all just take a minute to discuss why Lily is in the ‘Guru’ board BTW? It annoys me everything I see it. Guru? Honestly? There needs to be a new set of boards I reckon... ‘Z listers clinging on for dear life’ board?

 

[Eileen_2019]

She can't be serious with that card.

 

[bubbletea123]

hahahahahha, that card is awful.

 

[Readread]

That card is such a low effort. Imagine being the friend that receives that.

I’ll await the inevitable IG Story tutorial.

It would be straight in the recycling in my house. I’d prefer she hadn’t wasted the card to be honest

 

[squarebutton]

Oh that card is a tit show why is everything in her life so “minimalist” and “instagramable” it’s all so boring and joyless but it’s the image she’s so desperately trying to portray. But instead her whole life just seems dull.

 

[Hasanah123]

So this cheapskate saved a kitched she got at christmas for her daughters 1st present in May? I guess even her baby isnt saved from giving her gifted items, instead of buying it herself

 

[Eileen_2019]

Oh that card is a tit show why is everything in her life so “minimalist” and “instagramable” it’s all so boring and joyless but it’s the image she’s so desperately trying to portray. But instead her whole life just seems dull.

Joyless. That's exactly the word. For her and her home and everything she does. No joy at all. Even with all the fake 'look how happy I am' pictures.

 

[Readread]

“I still use my GHD especially on hot days when I just want to straighten my roots” ... proceeds to straighten entire section of hair

 

[FoggyDay58]

This t shirt is just beyond unflattering. I can't even.