Lily Pebbles #3 It’s a hard knock life for me, I just want stuff for free

[TheBabeWithThePower]

Oh my life- describing herself as a ‘personal chef’ for making her OWN daughter some muffins. That’s called parenting you douche canoe- how else will she eat??? I seriously cannot with this imbecile.

Oh no, don't you know other parents don't cook for their children? I just plug mine in to charge up.

Love that she thinks she's Delia Smith because she's making food for her child. She's so used to #ad Hello Fresh and #kindlygifted #prexperience dinners that she's forgotten that normal people cook for themselves and their families every single day.

 

[Lechat]

Why does a baby need breakfast muffins anyway? Surely porridge or yogurt would suffice? Same old Lily, making everything hard work. You can tell parenting is very hard and unnatural for her.

 

[SilverSpoonNotIncluded]

Is this news to her, that as a parent she has to provide food for her baby? Good grief. She comes across as incredibly resentful of her baby and it’s so sad

 

[Shalulah]

First time posting as I didn’t know there was a thread for Princess Lily! Why the need for random crap for the sake of it in a bedroom? I’m sure she’d have a heart attack at the mismatched photo frames and clashing colours in my room! Why do you need to know how to ‘style’ a flat sheet on a bed?! I’m so confused by that whole issue. And the paint colour is awful. Plaster in general is not the most aesthetically pleasing! Is it because it’s farrow and ball?!

 

[Tree_]

Why does a baby need breakfast muffins anyway? Surely porridge or yogurt would suffice? Same old Lily, making everything hard work. You can tell parenting is very hard and unnatural for her.

Haha. Typical new mum feeling like they have to make all of this for the baby. I never did as I couldn't be bothered. She'll end up bribing grey with a happy meal like the rest of us before long

 

[zigandzag]

She’s never cooked for anyone else before must be a shock to the system no wonder she’s so bitter.

 

[Maneski]

Why does a baby need breakfast muffins anyway? Surely porridge or yogurt would suffice? Same old Lily, making everything hard work. You can tell parenting is very hard and unnatural for her.

Not trying to white knight her here, but breakfast muffin is pretty good option if u are doing baby led weaning. Good for baby to snack on during the day too. But with Lily u just never know, next up we might see some PR experience from Ella's Kitchen Frozen Muffins

 

[Lechat]

Not trying to white knight her here, but breakfast muffin is pretty good option if u are doing baby led weaning. Good for baby to snack on during the day too. But with Lily u just never know, next up we might see some PR experience from Ella's Kitchen Frozen Muffins

Don’t disagree at all, am sure muffins are great. But there is an irony in choosing to making them and then moaning on her stories about it, when she could choose something easier if it’s really such a bind.
It’s her making everything miserable and a chore. Like poor me making these muffins for my kid, keeping me tied in the kitchen when I could be begging online

 

[Teaforyou]

Don’t disagree at all, am sure muffins are great. But there is an irony in choosing to making them and then moaning on her stories about it, when she could choose something easier if it’s really such a bind.
It’s her making everything miserable and a chore. Like poor me making these muffins for my kid, keeping me tied in the kitchen when I could be begging online

Also she’s at home all day everyday so it’s not like she’s got anything to do apart from make muffins?! A personal chef? I mean wtf, doesn’t she make Rich cook for her normally? Now that’s a personal chef....

 

[Silly Sausage]

I guess Lily considers her own mother her personal chef

 

[Greed-Futures]

The way she talks about parenting and her child: guess I'm the "personal chef" for "her highness" my daughter, Gray.

Good grief, does Lily expect the child to make her own meals or something? Providing your child with food is the basic function of a parent and Lily comes off as guilt tripping her baby for causing her to meet her needs.

 

[HashtagRealTalk]

Watching her is parasitic. She drains the positivity, light and enjoyment out of everything and those little things in life she seems to make into the most uphill struggles...I’ve never seen someone pull apart, over analyse and overthink food...just go on BBC good food, find a nice recipe, add that to a couple of basics in your locker (I find a stir fry, a nice salmon recipe and a pasta dish usually feature weekly) then pop to the shops (don’t forget your carrier bags) or order it online if you can’t be fucked....#ad #gifted #PRbollocks not required - just put your stumpy little hands in your long pockets and pay for it on the plastic with money that you have earned like everyone else. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

 

[Jugglegirl]

It’s so very weird. I don’t understand her absolute lack of connection to her child. I’ve never seen a mother be this way. Everything is such hard work and NOTHING is joyful. The most animated she has been is the day she spent away from Grey.

 

[Lechat]

It’s so very weird. I don’t understand her absolute lack of connection to her child. I’ve never seen a mother be this way. Everything is such hard work and NOTHING is joyful. The most animated she has been is the day she spent away from Grey.

I feel the same, I find her very odd. The lack of connection to Grey, the inability to do bog standard life admin, the lack of any skill set to do home renovation, decoration or repairs. I cannot understand it.
When she went on that rant that there was so much people didn’t ‘see’ online like arguing who pushes the pushchair and missing Grey when she’s sleeping in the other room I struggled to believe it. I know that sound mean but I just don’t see any emotion or joy from her about being a mother, I feel like she says things people expect her to about parenting. But it’s just so robotic...

 

[Jugglegirl]

I feel the same, I find her very odd. The lack of connection to Grey, the inability to do bog standard life admin, the lack of any skill set to do home renovation, decoration or repairs. I cannot understand it.
When she went on that rant that there was so much people didn’t ‘see’ online like arguing who pushes the pushchair and missing Grey when she’s sleeping in the other room I struggled to believe it. I know that sound mean but I just don’t see any emotion or joy from her about being a mother, I feel like she says things people expect her to about parenting. But it’s just so robotic...
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Also how is she trying to flog us skincare? Her skin is a disaster area.

 

[zigandzag]

Also how is she trying to flog us skincare? Her skin is a disaster area.

She has terrible skin and also that skinceuticals serum she was flogging as an essential part of her routine a few posts ago has now been rather quickly discarded in favour of all the new crap she’s trying to flog. She needs her own version of QVC at this rate.
I’m still sceptical that that she saw that ren jelly online and ordered it and presumably paid actual money for it as she claims given that loads of bloggers have been gifted it

 

[HungryHippo]

Affiliate link, affiliate link, affiliate link.... jeez it’s on everything she happens to mention these days. Bog off Lily

 

[PineappleQueen19]

I’m guessing she bought one of the Ren cleanser and received another as a “PR gift” - she’s stashed the gifted one as a backup. So she’s able to make it look as though she’s buying at least something with her own money amongst all the gifted stuff. Nice try Lily.

 

[Lomididi]

She spoke to a specialist about vitamin, I hope she pays him or her. Hope she didn’t abuse her blue tick by DM someone and pretending that she pays for a specialist.

Also why is she making every bleeping thing a big deal, is vitamin FFS, she is not following any particular dietary so why is she making such a big deal about vitamin/ supplements or anything. Just take vitamin like normal people...

She also pretending that she pays for her supplements, no Lily, you didn’t, you were sent some last week by Bobbi brown . Maybe is also a chance for her to beg for vitamin because hey I am Lily ‘big mouth no lips’, I am too good for Holland and Barrett

 

[janedowe]

Also how is she trying to flog us skincare? Her skin is a disaster area.

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