Lily Pebbles #25 idk the pandemic was weird, Rich, come pluck my beard

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Shutterbug99

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Thanks to @MoniC for the thread title!

Recap:
-As we know Lily is pregnant with baby #2. She's made it pretty obvious that she wishes she was having another girl. She even went so far as to say that the last thing her family needs is another boy. Nice!
-Rich, who is still 'getting his head around' the fact that his wife is pregnant, pretty much guessed that another baby was on the way, as Lily hadn't moaned about her period in a while.
-On the podcast, Lily declared that in a few years we'll all look back on the pandemic and say, 'Lol, that was weird!'
- We have been guessing baby names. Leading contenders include: Artie, Eagle, Ari, Bjorn, Hague, Jude, Lennon, and a whole lot more I can't remember.
- They are wrapping up the podcast (for now) as they have finally tired about talking about their favourite sandwiches and uni 'shenanigans.'

Oh, and we were treated to this gem.

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Anything I missed from the recap? Add it in comments!
 

TheBabeWithThePower

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Thanks to @MoniC for the thread title!

Recap:
-As we know Lily is pregnant with baby #2. She's made it pretty obvious that she wishes she was having another girl. She even went so far as to say that the last thing her family needs is another boy. Nice!
-Rich, who is still 'getting his head around' the fact that his wife is pregnant, pretty much guessed that another baby was on the way, as Lily hadn't moaned about her period in a while.
-On the podcast, Lily declared that in a few years we'll all look back on the pandemic and say, 'Lol, that was weird!'
- We have been guessing baby names. Leading contenders include: Artie, Eagle, Ari, Bjorn, Hague, Jude, Lennon, and a whole lot more I can't remember.
- They are wrapping up the podcast (for now) as they have finally tired about talking about their favourite sandwiches and uni 'shenanigans.'

Oh, and we were treated to this gem.

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Great recap!

I'll just add:

- Lily thinks she is the tits because she ovulated on IWD (?!) which fits right in with her "nailed it" card to Anna and just generally being wildly insensitive to anyone trying to conceive currently
- despite the world's worst kept secret being out in the open she continues to wear massive beige sacks and dress like she has just escaped from a Victorian asylum
- she's still straightening and plaiting that hair like her life depends on it. This is now THE ONLY way she will wear her hair
 

grumpycat

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Great recap!

I'll just add:

- Lily thinks she is the tits because she ovulated on IWD (?!) which fits right in with her "nailed it" card to Anna and just generally being wildly insensitive to anyone trying to conceive currently
- despite the world's worst kept secret being out in the open she continues to wear massive beige sacks and dress like she has just escaped from a Victorian asylum
- she's still straightening and plaiting that hair like her life depends on it. This is now THE ONLY way she will wear her hair
hahaha it made me laugh when she said that she ovulated on IWD day but then she got moved back a week so I’m not sure if that adds up entirely 😂 she’s an idiot!
 

jaymie

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The title makes me laugh so much!!
About vaccines, fair enough if pregnant Anna & Lily haven't had theirs, what about 'the lads'? Would Lily not have moaned about Rich having side effects? Or him having non at all?
She is pregnant, Rich donated his sperm and he has no use anymore. #byebutnobye

I have a feeling Gleam has advised them to refrain from touching touchy subjects.
 

makeupbynobody

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Hahaha our foodie is back to another episode featuring oat milk.

Is minor figures good?
Yes it’s very good! I can really taste Oatly and with MF it’s a thinner consistency and more neutral taste which I like. Some places in London (omg I’m such a “Londoner” lmao) have a dispenser so you can refill a glass bottle which I like… if it’s actually working which is a whole other story!
 

LurkyLou

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Let's go back to that photo please. Why the heck does she need Rich to pluck anything for her? (A question I thought I'd never see myself write.) Is she really that helpless? I know she owns mirrors. My husband is a wonderful man; that being said, I would never as him to pluck, pop, scratch, or apply anything to my body unless I cannot reach it. If you look up the definition of ridiculous, you'll find Lily's picture there.
 

dee_mc

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Let's go back to that photo please. Why the heck does she need Rich to pluck anything for her? (A question I thought I'd never see myself write.) Is she really that helpless? I know she owns mirrors. My husband is a wonderful man; that being said, I would never as him to pluck, pop, scratch, or apply anything to my body unless I cannot reach it. If you look up the definition of ridiculous, you'll find Lily's picture there.
I have a few wiry old lady hairs on my neck/under chin area. I can't see them, but I manage to pluck those little bastards anyway and so could Lily if she was arsed, just as she could've fished her own tampons out of the loo (or figured out faster that they didn't belong there).
I dread to think what other unsavoury "jobs" she lines up for Rich, but I'm past feeling sorry for him tbh: he should have told her to eff off years ago IMO.
 
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