Lifeofcharlouise #4 Is she pregnant?

[Eyeseeyou]

Should be @Liesofcharlouise instead

#lilwayne

 

[Snarkypants]

Standard teeth out pose. "I look like a mum."

You look like a moron, Char. As usual.

She smiles like a seaside donkey

 

[Jane Porcupine]

This morning's update on the kitchen being measured: "The measurements was the same as last time."

Did she think the kitchen may have grown?! Changed shape?! Jesus, she is thick.

 

[Hello Kitty]

Glad to see that Howden's car park is now safe for pregnant women

 

[Jane Porcupine]

Maybe they took her to delivery because she already looks nearly nine months gone.

 

[ChampagneBox]

I've had a little look this morning, its a strange shape baby bump thats for sure.

3/4 Camembert 1/4 baby

 

[ChampagneBox]

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Why is she like this! Top tip Char, use a bigger glass, it’s easier to get your 3 litres in then

I don’t know about anyone else but not once have I ever thought she always has hair washed and mascara on...

 

[Thebluebean]

Omg how self centered. Had my hair cut now I look like a Mum

I had my haircut on Friday and now I look like a astronaut

 

[Thebluebean]

Nice to meet you hun.

 

[secretssafewithme]

So she won’t take tables prescribed by the dr a qualified dr but will buy tablets from a car boot sale that could literally be anything ?!?!?! Come on char char even you aren’t that stupid.

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

Howdens cancelling cos it’s not safe for a pregnant woman to go in their carpark? Bullshit Char story. Again.

 

[Computer says no]

Do you reckon Howdens thought she was literally due to give birth this week given the size of her bump and thought she may give birth in the carpark

 

[pinkandroses]

No way is a maternity size 14 slightly big on her, she’s in serious denial

 

[nosey.nellie123]

That latest post Grammar as bad as ever (to be expected)
‘Incredibly lucky and blessed that you chose me to be your mummy’ This isn’t the first time she’s said this and it has irritated me as much this time as it did the first time.
‘Excited to meet you earth side’ I have no words for this one!
I mean, there’s so much more I could pick apart but, I just don’t have the energy!

Earth side Fucking hell the baby’s in her tummy - not floating about up in space somewhere waiting to land.

 

[Fairypop]

Honey due melon

that’s all I came to say

 

[Snarkypants]

Why does she keep going out for food if she has no appetite. Waste of money

Because she's a liar who's clearly eaten for 5 since that second line showed up on the pissy stick. I bet she's snorting sugar, slamming shots of oil, and grating lard on her jacket spuds.

 

[Computer says no]

Only Charl could get tested for gestational diabetes then stuff her face with sausage roll, donuts chocolate etc. Anyone else would take the hint and reign it it

 

[Readread]

She actually looks demented

 

[Thebluebean]

Recap of the old thread for you guys:

- She's pregnant
- She's pregnant
- She's pregnant
- She's pregnant
- She's pregnant
- She's pregnant
- She's pregnant
- She's pregnant
- She's pregnant
- She's pregnant
- She's pregnant
- She's pregnant
- She's pregnant
- She's pregnant
- She's pregnant
- She's pregnant

Hope this helps.

 

[Thebluebean]

If you looked up ‘Charlotte’ in the dictionary, do you know what it would say?

Pregnant.

And in other news, she really needs to have a word with herself.