Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #97 Thought she’d be the next Olivia Naylor, instead she’s a massive failure

[Lizzy 93]

Well done @livingforthetea on the winning thread title


Quick Recap:
Loz finally acknowledged her unnamed daughters birthday a month later
Lauren has stated she will not reveal the child’s name so please stop asking.
She claims she needs protecting
She now has PR in the form of Ian phone hacker at Egg media
She has finally admitted she had an affair #ShockHorror
Another blog all written about Annie, RRR and Konk

b Blog:

Lauryn Goodman & sisters #96 Kyle hanging out the back of a panto cow, not once but twice somehow

I don't believe that Why don’t you believe that ?

tattle.life

House Rules:
Screenshot for the blocked
Don’t ask for documents, we don’t have them and can’t share them.
Don’t say you have tea when really it’s barely weak squash.
There is a Kyle & Annie Thread please argue in there.

Repeated Questions/Bold Statements:
Why does he speak Spanish ?
Cairo is not Spanish, neither is his mum.
Mum can barely speak English.
We don’t know why she teaches it to him. She claims it’s an investment
He has been learning it approx 2 years.

KW should pay their education and fund their lifestyle.
He does

Why does she wear that around her neck did Kyle buy it?
She wishes - it’s her children’s initials
Chloe got it for her
“ some people need to get over it”


Previous Thread:

Lauryn Goodman & sisters #96 Kyle hanging out the back of a panto cow, not once but twice somehow

Thanks to @Mabel_20 for the winning thread title. Re cap; Liaryn still on the beg for more money and in a new low even for her, impersonated a pantomime cow just to get close to Kyle. Oh no she didn’t! Oh yes she bloody did 😂 Liaryn has been fairly quiet, a few videos of a speech delayed...

tattle.life

 

[whenindoubtgossip]

The only people who need protecting other than the walkers are the poor souls that have been set up on a date with her on cgd

 

[FakeSmile]

I’m pretty sure I say this every time there’s a new blog out but seriously

WHEN WILL IT END

 

[influenzas]

Just re read the blog - why doesn’t she get someone to proof-read before she publishes it?! It reads horribly grammar wise, repeated words, misplaced punctuation.

Anyway lol. Reading between the lines, court went badly, didn’t it?! Hence her dropping in the excuses that she didn’t give the judge the full story and “failing her daughter” can only mean she didn’t grab as much money as she had hoped.

She truly has convinced herself that Kyle has feelings for her and the children and nothing will ever convince her otherwise. Why can’t she get her head around the fact that anything “loving” he said towards her was all a lie along with the other hundreds of lies she claims he spun? He was being blackmailed and saying what she wanted to hear because she was constantly threatening to out him and throw her toys out of the pram. She’s clung onto anything positive he’s said to her, but anything else she says was lies

The KW themed birthday party was just tragic to be honest. And the comment about not being sexist - that is the oddest thing I’ve read in ages

Was there any new information in the blog? Stuff about the World Cup which was in the previous blog, copy page articles everyone’s already read. Oh and paragraph thanking companies for the freebies for the KW extravaganza. Boring 🥱

 

[Lizzy 93]

She says she’s seen a lot of comments on TikTok.
The birthday reel was only just revealed then the blog uploaded.

Didn’t know she got engagement on there ?
The whole blog is dedicated to this thread
She is so fukin boring and predictable

 

[Ittybittytittyclub]

I’ve got a lot of kids, therefore thrown more birthday parties than I care to remember. But not once have I ever put their initials on anything! Let alone on every decoration, biscuit, napkin, sign etc. She’s KW, same as her brother and her dad. We get it!

 

[catchingup2021]

“In court you’re basically a mouthpiece for your kids.”

KW1 from the womb - “hello mami, can you hear me? I need my nappies and bibs in a Fendi bag.”

 

[Lizzy 93]

I’m sick of this greedy witch trying to justify her greedy behaviour.
8k is more than enough for two kids
What does she even spent it on
KW1 has three pairs of trainers
KW2 has his hand me downs

 

[wilbz90]

She defo got the grazing platter idea from big Becky jones.

Blog was probably the worst one she’s ever put out. Simply her rambling on and posting other articles. What’s the bleeping point just post the link you meff

 

[Lucymyers]

I asked kyle for tix so i wouldnt have to do an interview
BLACKMAIL

 

[wils2021]

If she didn’t want the name known then just have a party with family and friends and use her actual name on her cake etc, Don’t post it. Can’t do it because it’s one big dig at Annie. We all known she’s same initials as big KW it’s not breaking news, Annie doesn’t care she’s on holiday with Kyle and her children.

 

[catchingup2021]

I asked kyle for tix so i wouldnt have to do an interview
BLACKMAIL

That sentence didn’t read well at all did it. I hope their legal team are able to submit further evidence if judgement hasn’t been handed down yet.

 

[Lucymyers]

Basically shes been silenced
Hence most of blog being those 2 articles

 

[NW20]

Also AS IF she chose to not give the court all the details of their fling and show messages that she thinks would prove her narrative.
Either they don’t exist (likely) or they are so unconvincing that she was advised they wouldn’t actually be relevant to any point she is trying to make.

 

[Lucymyers]

She is so jealous of rrrr
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Also AS IF she chose to not give the court all the details of their fling and show messages that she thinks would prove her narrative.
Either they don’t exist (likely) or they are so unconvincing that she was advised they wouldn’t actually be relevant to any point she is trying to make.

They dont exist for sure or shed break her neck showing them to the judge
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That sentence didn’t read well at all did it. I hope their legal team are able to submit further evidence if judgement hasn’t been handed down yet.

Im hoping the lcg ig account picks that up and shows everyone her true colours

 

[Folklikeme]

Courts don't care about Snapchat and text messages. They don't care about well he said this and he promised that. The court doesn't care about how you feel etc or the past. The court is there to arrange a maintenance agr
agreement they see fit going forward. They don't listen to sob stories.

They deserve the same as the 4 Rs she said, that is her OPINION. She cannot force relationships or kyle to be a dad to them no matter how hard she tries. Money wise there not doing too badly...

 

[looserj]

Errr if you need to show evidence of a 'relationship' its highly likely that in fact it wasn't a long standing loving relationship. Not a chance she would not show any of it, also it dsnt bleeping matter relationship or not, she wants vindication for herself not for her kids.
The trolling of Annie's kids is a disgrace, mentioning them in her blog, you can tell this comes from the jealousy she has of her dad's other kids. Her entitlement is a joke, get those kids name out of your mouth Hun, legal better be all over that.

 

[LittleOne27]

Sadly when you sleep with a famous taken man you are only perceived one way. It’s funny when actual
Celebs want to change the opinion they do big brother or I’m a celeb to see the real them. Not our Lozza she just wants her date tally chart to be higher than her court date appearances

She wants it all on her terms she’s such an entitled prick.

You solely decided to keep both kids so provide and protect them. Keep them off social media, give them your name. A private life isn’t hiding you dumb duck.

 

[lola212]

Yet she’s still claiming if she’s forced to speak her truth she will Surely a court of law would be the time and place to do so.

 

[wellingtonboots]

Just re read the blog - why doesn’t she get someone to proof-read before she publishes it?! It reads horribly grammar wise, repeated words, misplaced punctuation.

Anyway lol. Reading between the lines, court went badly, didn’t it?! Hence her dropping in the excuses that she didn’t give the judge the full story and “failing her daughter” can only mean she didn’t grab as much money as she had hoped.

She truly has convinced herself that Kyle has feelings for her and the children and nothing will ever convince her otherwise. Why can’t she get her head around the fact that anything “loving” he said towards her was all a lie along with the other hundreds of lies she claims he spun? He was being blackmailed and saying what she wanted to hear because she was constantly threatening to out him and throw her toys out of the pram. She’s clung onto anything positive he’s said to her, but anything else she says was lies

The KW themed birthday party was just tragic to be honest. And the comment about not being sexist - that is the oddest thing I’ve read in ages

Was there any new information in the blog? Stuff about the World Cup which was in the previous blog, copy page articles everyone’s already read. Oh and paragraph thanking companies for the freebies for the KW extravaganza. Boring 🥱

she really has, hasn’t she? It’s quite scary. She thinks the only reason Kyle isn’t with her is because he’s being ‘weak’.