Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #115 Body count at Four, Prolapse on the floor

[lola212]

Congrats @Lizzy 93 on the winning thread title

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Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #114 The runt of the litter wants fitter, because Kyle couldn’t get away quicker

Original title Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #114 The runt of the litter wants fitter, because the one she wants couldn’t get away quicker Well done @catchingup2021 on the title ✨🤍 It was too long so I had to crop Recap: Lauryn goodman claims she’s not a bleep because her body count is allegedly 4...

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Quick recap:

Dave Grohl announced that he recently had a child born outside of his marriage. Lauryn shared her support and approval of Dave Grohls statement because she is the HR manager of philanderers and love children.

Lauryn is still crying on Celebs go dating because Kyle wouldn’t buy her astroturf or an iron she went to war for her children.

Lauryn’s time is extremely valuable.

Queen Annie returned to Instagram with a gorgeous picture of her and her 4 kings. She received an outpouring of love and support from real people and her fellow wags. No we don’t think she is a mug.

Meanwhile Celebs go dating had to turn off comments on any post featuring Lauryn. MOTWYW

Kyle Walker has moved back into their family home but is sleeping in a separate bedroom.

 

[SaucepanMolly]

Jeremy Vine talking about affair babies on R2 right now; just waiting for Lauren to pop up lol

 

[Lizzy 93]

Beautifully done @lola212
Thank you thank you thank you
Lauren has a fillet of salmon infused with tit milk to celebrate

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

Beautifully done @lola212
Thank you thank you thank you
Lauren has a fillet of salmon infused with tit milk to celebrate

No, Lizzy, a cake made of tuna

 

[Beautyswishes]

A "smear campaign" that contains truth 🥱 is not a smear campaign!!

 

[Keep Smiling]

Facts with receipts do not equal Smear campaign

We support Annie
Not Side chicks united

 

[Lizzy 93]

I think CGD should be cancelled now
No one actually wants love
No one’s a fukin celeb
Lauren should never have been invited on and neither should Helen have.
Clout bleeps

 

[Kilo005]

I think CGD should be cancelled now
No one actually wants love
No one’s a fukin celeb
Lauren should never have been invited on and neither should Helen have.
Clout bleeps

Looks like he could be her dad

 

[hello from me]

I don't get what war she is fighting though. Its definitely not for the kids. OK Dad doesn't want to know them. But they do have a Mum, Money, House, Private School anything they can really want. Home made food .
Kyle provided money from the begining. Also paid her debts she had accumulated before she had his child. We all know they are Kyles children. So I would like to know what she is fighting for.
You could say it is so Kyle will see the kids. But if it was that she would stop all the public nonsense and allow a relationship happen in private.
So the only war she is fighting is for herself.

 

[Keep Smiling]

On another thread and these are posts by JB wife and ex from JLS. Narrative and narcissism are common themes it seems. Although she was an ex not a side chick …. But repetitive patterns no less in these posts.

 

[DrtCrl]

A "smear campaign" that contains truth 🥱 is not a smear campaign!!

What research did she have to do on a smear campaign anyway?! Everyone knows what a smear campaign is without googling surely?!

 

[twiggy7]

On another thread and these are posts by JB wife and ex from JLS. Narrative and narcissism are common themes it seems. Although she was an ex not a side chick …. But repetitive patterns no less in these posts.

Isn’t this Ortise wife? Ortise hasn’t seen his son for years

 

[dollycurz]

What research did she have to do on a smear campaign anyway?! Everyone knows what a smear campaign is without googling surely?!

Not the woman that’s been in the public eye for 10 years having to google smear campaign

 

[Lizzy 93]

How can there be a smear campaign against a nobody ?
Kyle is the star/ Footballer worth 26 million
Some girl Lauren from Brighton - 10p

 

[Dcshbp]

It’s a smear campaign because one of her followers mentioned it , so it gave her the idea and we all know she loves to change things to suit her narrative and be a victim

 

[Rbegum1989]

She go to war for her kids but they still dress like tramps

 

[Lizzy 93]

Lauryn will go to war for her kids but she’s the only one fighting for them

 

[goyellow667]

What exactly is she going to 'war' for? it's over isn't it?
Kyle has made it clear he cannot have a relationship with those kids because of her and her actions. He has been very generous financially, and he has chosen his wife! Loz needs to seek professional help in order to move on.

 

[Lizzy 93]

The fact she thinks asking for an iron, lawn mower, hot tub cleaner, garderner, nanny until uni.
Cleaner, Astro turf and her mobile phone bills paid for is going to war.
Delulu

 

[twiggy7]

On another thread and these are posts by JB wife and ex from JLS. Narrative and narcissism are common themes it seems. Although she was an ex not a side chick …. But repetitive patterns no less in these posts.

That’s definitely Ortise Williams ex JLS HIS ex wife