Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #114 The runt of the litter wants fitter, because Kyle couldn’t get away quicker

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Original title Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #114 The runt of the litter wants fitter, because the one she wants couldn’t get away quicker
Well done @catchingup2021 on the title ✨🤍
It was too long so I had to crop

Recap:
Lauryn goodman claims she’s not a bleep because her body count is allegedly 4

I’m here to say she is a bleep because she sleeps with married men☺☺☺☺

CGD is not going so well but that’s because of editing ☺
She’s calling of the bitter baby mums to share stories to her new crappy pod.

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I’ve attached some things that still make me LOL

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No, Simon, the vast majority of the public have no idea who this hoe is. The vast majority that HAVE heard of her know exactly that she is a scheming, blackmailing benefit fraud and spy.
Pretty sure her many “fans” are watching from the same TV in the house Kyle pays for, so no I can’t imagine the ratings are astronomical 🙄
 
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Sorry tried replying on previous thread
I love the difference of acknowledgement yet he's obviously still trying to protect, or hint at the bleep "see this is how we (K&A) parent, very mindful, very demure, very tasteful" the delusional bleep on the other hand
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No, Simon, the vast majority of the public have no idea who this hoe is. The vast majority that HAVE heard of her know exactly that she is a scheming, blackmailing benefit fraud and spy.
She won't shag you simon........ wait 🙄
 
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What’s all this bollocks about sleeping with four men?? Can not find anything on line x
 
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My child just demanded I get them an Astro pitch 🤣🤣🤣 obvs reply was “would you like a chef?”
 
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I don’t believe anything she says. I could lie and say I’m a billionaire, doesn’t make it true though. She’s the type to rail road through a full football team to see which one gets trapped. Just like Kyle was.
 
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Lauryn has insisted she’s not ‘desperate for love.’ We didn’t think you were anyway. Desperate, yes. Desperate for Kyle, desperate for money, desperate for fame. Not desperate for love.
 
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Sorry tried replying on previous thread
I love the difference of acknowledgement yet he's obviously still trying to protect, or hint at the bleep "see this is how we (K&A) parent, very mindful, very demure, very tasteful" the delusional bleep on the other hand
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'Always maintained responsibility for THE children financially' basically because their smelly brass of a mother doesn't have a pot to piss in. Subtle but lovely! And love the use of the word THE instead of HIS 🤣 loz will be livid! He couldn't give a tit about her 2 kids I would bleeping hate the bleep if I was her but nope still infatuated she's pathetic
 
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Well Lozza I’ve slept with many more & im a much more likeable person.

Get fucked with your morality scale, bleeping 4 men doesn’t mean youre person of good moral standing.
 
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