Congratulations @Clickbait. Happy Nappy Days! Your profile pic always makes me smile when I see it so here is Oddbod and Oddbod Jr.
She canāt even make her living as an extra large, sheās got no hope as a mediumLol reminds me of this āI see dead peopleā
Our BYG should earn a living as a medium, since she seems to be so good at it
Just seen your comment weāre on the same wave lengthHOW VERY DARE YOU!
Our loz isn't a medium !
Sheās an extra extra small.
Congratulations! Arenāt you so glad you have bafta award winning muvva of the year to look up to and give you tips. Welcome baby clicky to the scrunchie familyNot caught up but wanted to let the Scrunchies know that Baby Clicky has arrived safely x
I think the Love Island guy is Jacques and The Towie is Pete WicksWhat a load of bollocks, shs is completely deluded!View attachment 1611450
I canāt like this post enough. L is all about keeping up (fake) appearances but her life is an empty mess and she has nobody, no safety net, nobody to pick her up when she falls. Who cares where her clothes are from or what brand she wears, itās meaningless.DO NOT and I repeat do not let this bleep think her life is better than yoursā¦ she is literally (was gonna write it the way the gormless bleep says it but I couldnāt bring myself to do it) FAKE inside and out
now what Iām about to say might be someoneās lifestyle here but Iām not digging that lifestyle out, Iām shitting on the colosal bleep for pretending her life is better
this is Laurenās life and Iāll prioritise it in order to her shallow way of thinking
1.) she rents a bungalow. Most of her towie female competition own their own home - outfight or even mortgaged - sheās not even credible in the banks eye to be worthy of a loan
2.) she leases a almost 5 year old Range Rover, itās not a brand new car. Range rovers after 4 years tend to start to develop expensive faults
3.) she does not have a secure job - she sells herself, her soul and used fishy knickers
4.) sheās not had a secure boyfriend EVER. All her towie competition are married or in secure long term relationships
5.) she has not been to The Maldives, Mykonos of Santorini - her life is 3* golf club hotels in Canterbury
6.) she does not own a real Chanel
7.) she is a parent whoās single - sheās craving to be loved
8.) she doesnāt have AD deals with dyson airwrap or iconic make up. She is aliexpress gadget woman
9.) she doesnāt shop in F&M,M&S of Waitrose - bar essential branding. She shops in Asda, Lidls etc
10.) she doesnāt have any true friends
11.) she will struggle with the basic things when her kid starts school - like reading/writing and addition/subtraction.
now - like Iāve said, thereās absolutely nothing wrong with any supermarket - high end or budget but she is meant to an affluent influencer so Lidl's would be beneath her.
She is bragging about buying stuff in JD sports or H&M - ānormalā folk can do that.
British Gas, Sky or BT wouldnāt give a tit who she is when those bills arenāt being paid. Shell or BP wonāt give a monkeys when she canāt put Ā£175 in her RR for a full tank. Churchillās or Direct line will just cancel the insurance when the DD bounces like skippy.
we know reality, we understand it and we budget for itā¦ I guarantee her struggles will be darker than most here because sheās intentionally living beyond her means and literally has no assets or back up plans. Sheās not even rich in love.
You, we, all the scrunchies here are better in all ways than that fucknugget fake bleep
Awww congratulations!!! Hope you and baby clicky are well xxxNot caught up but wanted to let the Scrunchies know that Baby Clicky has arrived safely x
Oh fgs whatās wrong with a little joy?can someone let me know when the 12000 unrelated congratulations posts are over and things get back on track please?
Oh duck off you miserable bleep!can someone let me know when the 12000 unrelated congratulations posts are over and things get back on track please?
Who rattled your bleeping cage?can someone let me know when the 12000 unrelated congratulations posts are over and things get back on track please?
Pete wicks is teeny tiny, she will crush himI think the Love Island guy is Jacques and The Towie is Pete Wicks
what did your last one die of you miserable gitcan someone let me know when the 12000 unrelated congratulations posts are over and things get back on track please?
My last baby? Died last week, cause unknown as yet. Probably the same reason as the others. That's why I'm on this thread, because it reminds me how much better I can deal with things than Lauren.what did your last one die of you miserable git
Im very sorry about your baby but itās a low blow to use your tragedy as oneupmanship. Iām sure what you have been through is understandably making you jaded but it is human nature to congratulate someone on the birth of their child, no one is stopping anyone else talking about Lauren in doing so.My last baby? Died last week, cause unknown as yet. Probably the same reason as the others. That's why I'm on this thread, because it reminds me how much better I can deal with things than Lauren.
As a last ditch attempt to get this thread back on track, I find it hard to understand why she dropped the whole DV thing. Is it likely to be because the police couldn't take it anywhere, or because there's more to the story from the other side than we were led to believe? I have no knowledge in this area but I would guess that the police aren't very helpful.
Congrats Click. What lovely news.Not caught up but wanted to let the Scrunchies know that Baby Clicky has arrived safely x