But Lauren, you didn’t have a big bump remember? You had a small, neat bump. Everyone including the midwives commented on how small and neat your bump was, alongside immense bloods, amazing iron etc. The street rat paps made it seem like you had a big bump with their wind machine!
I for one am delighted to know that her noon is in tip top perfect condition after her textbook birth in which she was screaming, but calm. I am sure her OF subscribers are very happy too, well done for sharing this important and not at all private information in this article.