Sat here waiting for something to finish so I’ll try a quick recap; so Jemma Brent, ooops no, sorry, my bad, Jemma Solomon (only for the benefit of the kids though) and the rest of the Sticker Clan are just finishing a week’s half term holiday at Ladram Bay in Devon. They’re staying in an all singing and dancing cottage by the sea (a snip at a mere 4 grand for a week’s stay) which they managed to get for nowt as it was gifted. Now before anyone complains too loudly Jemma’s gone to great lengths to explain they’ve only had the accommodation gifted so they’re paying for everything else, like she’s some kind of martyr and she’s doing some great service to the rest of the world.
Anyway, not wanting to not share the love the first day she was there Jemma apparently got herself down to the office to ask if she could have a ‘free’ holiday for one of her followers (being that she’s so famous and all) and would you believe it they agreed. Well I say agreed, they actually gave her a £500 voucher
towards a holiday at Ladram Bay which given their prices probably gets you a 2 man tent next to the bins but heck, beggars can’t be choosers. Talking of choosing, Jemma has announced the winner of said competition and lo and behold, it’s only one of her friends/cronies, who’d thunk eh?! So it turns out as well as being a greedy, grabby, selfish
twit who rides on her sister’s coat tails whilst denying her having any impact on the success of her business, it transpires Jemma’s also dishonest, deceitful and a cheat. Wow, way to go eh Jemjem.
Thankfully the holiday park seems to have little to no signal/coverage so we haven’t been subjected to blow by blow daily reporting however highlights have included her children on the beach, her children in the arcade, revealing that her son is afraid of sand, showing said son enjoying one of the activities which happened to be making sand pictures (they paid for that y’know), her children on the beach, her children in the arcade and then of course, the pièce de résistance, gormless Lee up on stage making a tit of himself ‘dancing’ like a fool. Oh she must be so proud!
This week aside it’s been a lot of the same including her trying to flog Hello Fresh where she gets exactly the same offers as everyone else or even if you just happen to come across an ad in a magazine, not that Jemma seems to realise it (bless I’m sure she thinks they’ve created it just for her!) Unfortunately this is like most things Jemma does and is a bit of a flop as the meals she shows look either absolutely inedible and something you’d refrain from feeding your dog or the smallest portions in the world leaving most people reaching for snacks about ten minutes after finishing and very often they’re both.
Also we’ve had the joys of after her bleating on about her skin care routine (often staring at herself for a good full minute in the camera so everyone can appreciate her skin ‘skinning’) it turns out she’d been given a month of ‘Skin and Me’ for free and it was all an #ad. Surprisingly after boring everyone senseless almost daily about how amazing it was and how she wished she’d done it before and how it felt better and make up looked nicer and on and on and bloody on she then (presumably once the free trial had worn out) forget to do her skin care routine and was back moaning about spots and how awful her skin was. Now tbh, most of us couldn’t actually see what she was blethering on about when she was overjoyed about how good her skin looked so it made little difference except praise be, we weren’t then subjected to having her ugly mug staring at us down the camera on a regular basis, every cloud eh?
Last thing that springs to mind is Jemma’s constant onslaught of posting about just how amazing her children are. Now of course all parents think their own kids are brilliant but can probably accept deep down that they’re pretty much just as gifted as their peers but not Jemma, oh no, her kids are obviously prodigies and so much better at everything than anyone else. Due to this belief the internet is subjected to her bratty, OTT, badly behaved kids on a alarmingly frequent basis including highlights of football (both middle and youngest child are candidates for the next England captainship such is their skill level if you listen to Jemma’s hype), ice skating (where constant clips of fumbled jumps and twirls are shared with Jemma explaining how the second is so much better than the first when they all look the bloody same), and of course not forgetting musical theatre and dance with pushy parent Jemma seemingly so desperate for fame she’s willing to ride off the back of her family members, but why change the habit of a lifetime right?
Anyway, I’m sure there’s loads more but I’ve rabbited on long enough for now! Bottom line is Jemma’s just as unfortunate looking, nasty, manipulative and unpleasant as ever and still not famous, despite wracking her brains and trying everything she can think of. Shame really…
, and now this dick head telling us the ins and outs of her intimate daily goings on.
