Momentum on the coop has slowed to a virtual standstill even as “fans” of Flavell salivate at the prospect of booking their holidays at CoopCorpKylie . No doubt Kylie will be ducking off to Florence for antique shopping aka budget blowing in the event any single booking is made on the rental that isn’t her parents or Gweed’s buddies. Cooking chickpeas and weeds and sugary cakes has replaced travel as the main content the quality of which has dropped singnifcantly from cinematic to symptomatic of slackness and budget bludging .
The latest offering is a full barrage of Kylie waffle as she explains away every comment she has bothered to read as part of her 70 he work week . My ears hurt. Flavellspeak mentions how long she has waited for her super Exxy white linen sofas 3!
And yet in the same breath as complaints about how slow everything has been , Kylie declares she loves slow progress in a breathtaking about face . Somehow she has justified the purchase of these deluxe sofas as necessary for when her parents and sister lob in . Apparently not purchased using Patreon funds but from having taken a “special “ job for a “client” (nonspecific) . Begs the question
why not do more special jobs rather than cry poor and ask others to fund these vacuous vids ? ???
Insufferable little aside comment about how she is running out of funds and that bit about “Amore whatever is cheapest “ regarding the hand made terracotta bricks
. Arguably one of the items you might spend more on considering the importance of external construction.
More focus on Kylie’s eye for details in every purchase she has made as if these tiny little details are the only thing that matters . She tells us as if we need to know how she has been obsessing over lamps in a shop for weeks, waking up at night thinking about them and pestering the shop owner into selling them to her for less than he wanted .
Aspersions cast at any given opportunity at people who like modern appliances, tapestry carpets that are new “showroom style “ and the colour pink ffs!
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Stone sink has made a resurgence and somehow Kylie or more likely Guido has schlepped another enormous heavy mofo of a sink so Kyle can indulge in washing vegetables and oversized pots . Discussion of the biggest oven she can find (afford) hint hint patreons/sponsors are all included in this INSUFFERABLE display of materialistic gloatfest blah blah blah blurgh