Kyle Pallo #89 Thought he was special needs, turns out he's just a drunk!

[Iwantallthetea]

New thread title courtesy of @JerzGurl

Old thread here:

Kyle Pallo #88 I feel like I’m royalty. King of the A'holes

Congrats to @me9155dw for the winning thread. Hate to tweak it a little as unsure if asshole would go against title rules. Quick recap, the dwarf is on a very special cuntcierge cruise, celebrating his parent's wedding anniversary WITH THEM. He still can't describe any food other than nummy...

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Who wants to do the recap?

 

[ScoJo15]

So I think what we're missing with the views is that if you see 50,000 views on a Tuesday, it doesn't mean Tuesday's video got 50k, it's that his channel got 50k. So if someone watched a video from 2001, he gets credit for the view on the day it was counted.

Not sure if that makes sense

Regardless, he's buying views and isn't getting 60k a day.

 

[orangutan9]

Recap...

He wandered around here and there, but couldn't do it alone, he needed a chaperone.

Then he wandered to Wisconsin, and wandered around some more, being chaperoned by Alexa. He owned the haters by being on the Packers sideline and pretending that players who were talking to nearby friends, were there just to see him. Sadly, despite all the LETS GOOOOOOs and all the beers, the Packers let him down again.


Then, none of his family felt like putting up with him, so he spent half a vlog talking to his dog who ignored him as well.

Soon, Susan will have to take a couple days off work to drive him around his hometown since he has no friends to hang out with, and then she will chaperone him to a Brewers game.

Then in a week or so, it will be Alexas turn again to babysit him on yet another caribbean cruise.

 

[spider kay]

Something seems off why the random trip to sucksville.Is there trouble in celebration.

 

[orangutan9]

Something seems off why the random trip to sucksville.Is there trouble in celebration.

Nah, he just wants to pretend he's a big Brewers and Packers fan for the klout.

 

[JerzGurl]

Thanks for the new thread @Iwantallthetea !! I'm honored my title was chosen!

 

[Adams & Brush]

Imagine being Susan Pallo and having to use a vacation day from work, so you can chaperone your 30 year old child at a baseball game.

Imagine being a 30 year old man visiting the town you grew up in & you're so lacking socially that you have to ask your personality challenged 65 year old mother to come to a ballgame with you for content for your Disney World-centric YouTube channel <shudder> It honestly reads like a joke

 

[AKW24]

Something seems off why the random trip to sucksville.Is there trouble in celebration.

hopefully Casey moved out.

 

[Hazeleyes51]

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Guess his $500 credit card limit is clear as she he asked her what she thinks the highest amount he will spend on her will be and she said $500 lololol

 

[starri]

Nah, he just wants to pretend he's a big Brewers and Packers fan for the klout.

That and he needed to flex on the axe-clusive access to the field. Because they called him personally to invite him.

 

[AKW24]

Guess his $500 credit card limit is clear as she he asked her what she thinks the highest amount he will spend on her will be and she said $500 lololol

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did he preselected places she could go or what she could buy? Imagine sticking your hand in that nasty hat!

 

[Colonel Angus]

Aside from Casey, he doesn't hang out with anyone who are his own friends. They always seem to be Casey's friends except that Fain guy but it seems he doesn't even really like Kyle. What a weird thing to go home and not see friends.

 

[Hardly Here]

Someone is trying to fool us. There is no effing way this idiot is 30 years old.

“Mom, for everything you’ve ever done for me my whole life, go ahead and rifle thru these little 3rd grade homemade $1 & $2 coupons”

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Well folks, this is so so cringe, I’m out at 3:11.

I just can’t watch this mental midget anymore today.

So embarrassing.

 

[Hazeleyes51]

Did you know the shipping CONTAINERS will be on strike. NOT actual people? WOW. Only cares about his cruise and not what it will do to so many businesses.

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He is such an impulse buyer. THAT is why he will never retire or have to look for a REAL job. She wants to look around and then come back (many of us do that so we don't buy something we are not 100% on).

 

[Adams & Brush]

Did you know the shipping CONTAINERS will be on strike. NOT actual people? WOW. Only cares about his cruise and not what it will do to so many businesses.

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He is such an impulse buyer. THAT is why he will never retire or have to look for a REAL job. She wants to look around and then come back (many of us do that so we don't buy something we are not 100% on).

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Where the hell are they shopping? Cracker Barrel?

 

[Hazeleyes51]

Where the hell are they shopping? Cracker Barrel?

Some place he keeps calling a "barn"

 

[starri]

Where the hell are they shopping? Cracker Barrel?

I mean, that seems to be about Susan’s level of taste.

 

[Hazeleyes51]

of course, always thinking about having a drink

He asks his mother about getting wine and she was like oh no it is only 11:25 and he throws Alexa under the bus that SHE would drink that early. After asking her as you know he wanted some

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Why is is a BAD thing to bring up Casey? She is supposedly the woman you are going to marry and have kids with. The girl you live with. I would hope my bf would be thinking of me when he is away.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Speaking of Casey. Big spender banker mom bought her some coaters. Big spender....wait! Wasn't Kyle supposed to be the one paying today?

 

[QueenC17]

Yes, maybe the creepy clown who raised him to be this way in the first place can help him. Make it make sense.