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This was all it took for me to turn off today’s 
pile. Better luck tomorrow.
pile. Better luck tomorrow.
Recap of Kp86
- Kyle made Casey watch Harry Potter, she watched her phone instead
- Kyle ate some more “juicy” pizza, this time he folded the sicilian over and complained it wasn’t “thinner”
- “Rope dropped” Universal, said it too was empty, no one watched the vlog.
- Despite being a big Elon fanboy, Jojo is the one that paid cash for a new Tesla, which does a dancing light show. Kyle is still monogamous with his barbie beemer who’s dash is its own light show.
- Did a midweek staycation at Wilderness Lahj, probably paid by Mr. Durliat, spent $96 on lunch for just himself, probably paid by Mr. Durliat. Ate said lunch like a starving, rabid neanderthal.
- Hoe-Mage: special honor or respect shown publicly.
- Kyle paid $25 for 3 pieces of bacon, or “about $6 each”
- Cannons: deep gorge in a rock formation, usually with a river running through it.
- He Complained about his back hurting, went on a roller coaster a few days later.
- Jojo moved out of the bro-sty into his own solo apartment, threw a bunch of tit away that Kyle left there a year ago.
- Went to extra magic hours and acted like himself, a hyper 7 year old, ate food like a dumb, balding ape, no one watched the vlog.
- PMM ate at Club33, something Kyle has NEVER done.
- Patted himself on the back for reaching 220k subscribers. We assume he will blow himself at 220.5k subscribers
- New Mattress Firm mattress is getting sent back because it isn’t mattressy enough for the mattress club (not because Kyle can’t afford it).
- Had absolutely no idea for content, uploaded the director’s mega cut of his last cruise, no one watched the vlog.
- Went to SeaWorld, gave us breaking news that the building smelled like arctic, the sea turtles were adorable, and it felt like he was at a zoo.
- Lora’s belt added a few more notches from countries in Europe that Kyle will never visit.
- Kyle’s 2 car garage parks 1 car and 8 thousand empty Halloween decoration boxes.
- The Disney media team are all his “friends” because he has zoom calls with them.
- He only gets like 5 hours of sleep a night. And it is on the couch. Nothing more to see here.
- “Addressed” his hatters in a fumbling, word salad, rant that said nothing of any substance (his usual) and directly addressed nothing, we laughed at him, it was his 3rd most viewed vlog for the month of Aug. 2024
- “Punkined” spiced latte
- Did another “wait times b lie” vlog, this time in DHS, ate like a not well trained monkey, no one watched
- Ate a mickey waffle w/syrup because he’s a “carnivore”
- Got invited to a D-list tiktoker event, flexed hard about it.
- Checked into Grand Floor-titty-an shingle view room for his hosted by disney for d-list celebrities event, didn’t disclose anything in description. While he was “working” his sock puppet was quiet.
- Casey was “lucky” she got to wake up in the Grand Floridian then go downstairs to work at the Grand Floridian.
- Went to all the Food & Wine boofs with Mr. Eats Worldwide, grifted the guy to pay for it all. Supposably someone watched this vlog, “I believe so, potentially, maybe.”
- Showed us some glass merch that had been “encarved”
- Muled? Milled and Mule? Muled? Mold? Molevthd? “Gosh, don’t ask me to pronounce anything because I need to go back to the second grade.”
- Ate a cupcake with the wrapper still on.
- Told Mr. Eats Callie Ocho he’d never cornholed before. It was quickly proven THAT was a lie.
- Tried to impress Mr. Lil’ Chico Eats of his fine culinary expertease, said he would “do the seasoning different [sic]” on the chili.
- Paid a bunch of money to attend HHN Premium Scream Night because he wasn’t on the media list. Couldn’t afford to bring Casey with. Was scared to go into the haunted houses alone. No one watched.
- Told us he might crap his plants and that he had to pee ever since getting to HHN but he hasn’t peed himself, yet. So he’s got that going for him, which is nice.
- Deepthroated a footlong of meat
- Went to some PRIVATE event at Disney as Casey’s +1 because she now pulls more media invites than he does. Can’t tell you what the event was, because no one watched.
- Louis McClung’s video sadly was removed. But not before passing Kylie in Subs.
- I told Kyle, “Here’s my booty butt, now anal-lick-its” proved he is the worst Disney vlogger
- Alexa Eats 305lbs is coming Worldwide to Epcot Food & Wine for her Annual Feeding.
- Kyle went as himself Mr. Anger 365 to MNSSHP, don’t know what was worthy of filming. All I know is he wore a “semi-button up” shirt with a tie. Again, no one watched. We talked about cars and proud boys instead.
- Kyle checked out of the Grand Floridian, got breakfast and chipotle. No one watched, we talked about Louis McClung and Disney Cruise Line instead.
OMG, same! Was bored at work, checked out the video and almost immediately noped back out. It's like he's applying his stupid-ass double down approach, to being criticized on here about rolling out of bed and blabbing to the camera with no regard to his physical appearance.
What an impeccable brand image
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Incredible recap of the past thread, @Chernabog. This one particularly killed me! "A starving, rabid neanderthal."
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One too many Tito's it seems.
DLP have released dates up to March 2026. Should I hit up Zach for a quote?
Yup already looking at prices and gotta book asap to have the chance to get an accesible room.
Can't do much till a firm date for frozen lands opening date is announced. I'll just do a Kyle and say its all booked and reservation has been paid,
Come on kP you need to get your ass into gear. So many of your peers have visited DLP. you need to treat C aSey your princess to a stay at DL hotel.
Looking forward to this next trip as I want to stay in the DL hotel.
done santa fe and that was trash, newport Bay this year was amazing. So gotta go for the next level up, haha.
Yup already looking at prices and gotta book asap to have the chance to get an accesible room.
Can't do much till a firm date for frozen lands opening date is announced. I'll just do a Kyle and say its all booked and reservation has been paid,
Come on kP you need to get your ass into gear. So many of your peers have visited DLP. you need to treat C aSey your princess to a stay at DL hotel.
Looking forward to this next trip as I want to stay in the DL hotel.
done santa fe and that was trash, newport Bay this year was amazing. So gotta go for the next level up, haha.
Just one of many great comments on that Troll Patrol vid.
@Heygrid mentioned this Jete podcast with Sam. Biggest revelations are
- Sam gets Botox
- she didn't have her first boyfriend until last year, at age 28, who asked who after 1 week if he could be her first boyfriend. She said yes.
- She was on American Idol at 18 but "wasn't what they are looking for this year."
- Also, a complete stranger hit her up in dm's to go to an Orlando Magic game, she went, then ditched him after. And a girl he dated faked a profile as a grandma and messaged her that he did that regularly to pick up women.
Told y’all Jete hit that after her bday party
jete is a goofy looking guy with no prospects. Can’t imagine how any of these people are attractive to anyone. Shrug. 28 is too young for Botox. Man these 20 something’s are a mess.
These vloggers are getting really lazy. Yesterday Jete went live and just read crap off reddit. They all must be seriously strapped for cash.
Sure, anecdotally these 20-somethings are a mess, but I know a good number who put their heads down in college, all through COVID, & are now absolute beasts. In my experience, these part time wannabe influencers getting by on handouts & pennies for clicks are definitely not the norm
so Jete's been doing these podcasts for 7 months but has yet to have Kp on? lol
probably just bored. he ain't banking enough to buy lunch.
probably just bored. he ain't banking enough to buy lunch.
Jete is Douche Bro Calloui all grown up.
I mean, JoJo's friends all seem to openly hate oar boy.
I thought Jete was homosexual?Told y’all Jete hit that after her bday party
Nothing funnier than Kyle getting free water, complaining about food prices and saying it's better for them to stay home. Ok, Mr $400k. LOL
So the "special moment" is Kyle's parent celebrating an anniversary? Is this really why they booked the cruise and Kyle strong armed them into concierge and let him tag along? So no Alexa or Casey on the cruise. Just the parents "celebrating" with Kyle in tow. Stay classy Cockville.
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So the "special moment" is Kyle's parent celebrating an anniversary? Is this really why they booked the cruise and Kyle strong armed them into concierge and let him tag along? So no Alexa or Casey on the cruise. Just the parents "celebrating" with Kyle in tow. Stay classy Cockville.
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It's never been confirmed or denied. Same as JoJo.
It’s as though a giant generational clown car filled with weird people backed up to social media and dumped out their entire load of vermin…..misfit, crazy, creepy clowns and rats who all scurried to the same hole called “YouTube” and that was their version of a true lifetime career choice with each clown and rat trying to win the online rat race.
In Pallo’s case it was a true creepy clown show with a real creepy clown who produced a little clown rat.
Bought and paid for by you know who.
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Oar $400k manchild loses respect for movie theaters because the free water cups aren’t big enough.
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This is what you do when you make FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR
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Oar $400k manchild loses respect for movie theaters because the free water cups aren’t big enough.
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This is what you do when you make FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR
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