Kyle Pallo #22 - Making Casey SuperDry Without a House
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Nummy nummy goodness 
A tiny POS in more ways than one. Barely taller than his bedroom window...
In a way I feel bad that Kylie didn't get the house, as it surely would have been the beginning of the end of his grifting, lying, exaggerating, etc. "lifestyle." Because of all the expenses which accompany the purchase of a home, plus the fact that there is no way he can afford a $750,000 place - alone, or with family help, he would have been in constant debt and unable to lead his lavish lifestyle of playing video games, frolicking (!!) in theme parks, or venturing off into the world on 2/3 day cruises! (By the way, isn't the Pallo family cruise supposed to take place in March? We haven't heard anything about that Christmas lie yet. Now that he is reminded of it on Tattler, he'll be sure to say something about it in a soon-to-be-released vlog.) The poor kid might not have been able to afford his $10.00 carne asadas or $16.00 alcoholic beverages in Epcot. It would have been too much for him to bear.
Disney, are you listening. He thinks this is funny.
Well here goes nothing.
Little lying Kylie made us believe we bought a house for more than 700K, which isn’t possible when you are the proud owner of a dying YouTube channel and a Patreon were Patrons are paying for absolutely nothing because he is too busy playing games and hiding hisescort girlfriend.
He went to Disneyland with hisescort girlfriend to ride Micky and Minnie’s runaway railway because he rode the exact copy 10 minutes from his pigsty way too many times, I guess.
He traveled first class adjacent next to the toilet exactly where he belongs.
First class wasn’t an option due the high costs of hisescort girlfriend.
His sexy old-timer lights up like a Christmas three by now due to lack of maintenance.
He went to a mechanic but they didn’t accept Starbucks gift cards and other Disney crap send to him by his stalker adjacent fans as a payment.
I'm looking at you Hulkster and Diva.
We expect a walk in the woods any day now so he can announcehe is not moving back in with his parents the house deal fell through because he couldn’t cover the down payment with his credit card with a 500-dollar limit.
He cancelled his lease so he wil be homeless pretty soon, Joho and Dan bought every balloon in the Orlando area to prepare for the party after they kicked Kylie out of there Frat house.
Kyle looks like a hobo already and i hope his Superdry clothing lives up to the expectations when he is sleeping outside in the rain.
I stopped watching his vlogs 6 months ago so I probably missed some details so feel free to add anything.
Little lying Kylie made us believe we bought a house for more than 700K, which isn’t possible when you are the proud owner of a dying YouTube channel and a Patreon were Patrons are paying for absolutely nothing because he is too busy playing games and hiding his
He went to Disneyland with his
He traveled first class adjacent next to the toilet exactly where he belongs.
First class wasn’t an option due the high costs of his
His sexy old-timer lights up like a Christmas three by now due to lack of maintenance.
He went to a mechanic but they didn’t accept Starbucks gift cards and other Disney crap send to him by his stalker adjacent fans as a payment.
I'm looking at you Hulkster and Diva.
We expect a walk in the woods any day now so he can announce
He cancelled his lease so he wil be homeless pretty soon, Joho and Dan bought every balloon in the Orlando area to prepare for the party after they kicked Kylie out of there Frat house.
Kyle looks like a hobo already and i hope his Superdry clothing lives up to the expectations when he is sleeping outside in the rain.
I stopped watching his vlogs 6 months ago so I probably missed some details so feel free to add anything.
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Great recap!! Another thing to add...at what point do his roomates give him the boot forcing him to move in with his latest fling?
Added with a little twist of course
speaking of this... it rubbed me the wrong way to see on his youtube feed- the thumbnail/ title "Meet my girlfriend", and then the next day seeing this thumbnail with a girl who is NOT his girlfriend. I dont know- i just feel like its confusing for people and not a great look for him. 
And then there's his sister...
They have the WEIRDEST relationship. It’s so bleeping strange
Creepy
( no crossed eyed baby emoji ) 
In case any newcomers would like to know what turned people like myself into "hatters"...
Since we're front loading all his past trash...
Edit: I bet he can't jump that high anymore.
Edit: I bet he can't jump that high anymore.
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Everything is perfect in PalloLand.
If you didn’t already know the answer, who would you think Kyle was in love with just from watching his tv show
1) Boring Casey Durliat
2) Totally Straight Nick Lamb
3) Incest Alexa Pallo
4) Always There Lora
5) The Roommate Jojo
1) Boring Casey Durliat
2) Totally Straight Nick Lamb
3) Incest Alexa Pallo
4) Always There Lora
5) The Roommate Jojo
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