Welcome to the premier support group for people Disney douchebag Kyle Pallo has pissed off; not to be confused with that other forum where those of whom we do not speak seem to wish Kyle would piss on them. Ew, icky. They must enjoy smelling of cheese, shrimp and booze.
In the previous episode our hero and his long-suffering financier Lora went on very cheap Margaritaville cruise and got exactly what they paid for, but hey, the Buffet was good. The one with food, that is, not Jimmy. The water was apparently terrible, but that’s not surprising considering the staff probably filled Kyle’s glass from the toilet. Despite 162,752 fan comments advising Kyle not to get ripped off at Pirates’ Cove he went there and got ripped off, much to Kyle’s surprise, which illustrates just how much attention he pays to well-meaning fans’ advice.
Upon returning to Disneyworld Kyle did a brief stint pretending to be a Superhero from Avengers Campus by offering to push an unaccompanied wheelchair user around the park on her birthday. By brief I mean for about two minutes.
Then disaster struck! At an alligator reserve he visited to film alligators (because none of us believe Florida has alligators) registered Republican and anxiety-ridden Kyle revealed he had to pay $4000 for the Humira medication he needs to treat his Ankylosing Spondylitis. Lowers voice, sad face, doey-eyed baby blues, ker-ching. Sadly he was wearing the wrong shoes to enter the reserve (Florida swamps are wet, who knew?) so no alligators, but at least we got to see a lesser white shark hunting dollars in the wild; his next MacBook and Camera, eh, medication won’t pay for itself!
Then Kyle and Lora took another cruise at exactly the right time to pretend they were too busy to be invited to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal. I mean, who would prefer to do that except for the whole of Florida, all of whom got a media invite? It’s not like Kyle tells us Halloween is his favorite time of the year and he loves Halloween Horror Nights ad nauseam. We don’t need no stinkin’ invites when we are on a cruise with Kyle, terrible WiFi, brothel mirrors facing the bed and lumpy mashed potatoes! Sharing a dinner table with Kyle is a scare zone in itself!
Cruise over it was time to cut down on frivolous wasting money needed to pay for expensive medication, but he wasted it regardless on flying first class to Los Angeles. Predictably, this fucked up sense of priorities didn’t go down too well with many of his viewers and they proceeded to hand him his hairy little ass in his comments. But not to worry, Kyle managed to save his flagging reputation by Tweeting that they’re all just trolls who hate him out of jealousy of his success. Yawn. Read the room, Kyle, you fucked up, big-time, again. Smearing the fans who pay your wages isn’t sound business practice. But don't let that stop you, it just results in more disgruntled ex-fans posting here.
On your marks, get set, let the roasting continue...
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Title by @bigjray73
In the previous episode our hero and his long-suffering financier Lora went on very cheap Margaritaville cruise and got exactly what they paid for, but hey, the Buffet was good. The one with food, that is, not Jimmy. The water was apparently terrible, but that’s not surprising considering the staff probably filled Kyle’s glass from the toilet. Despite 162,752 fan comments advising Kyle not to get ripped off at Pirates’ Cove he went there and got ripped off, much to Kyle’s surprise, which illustrates just how much attention he pays to well-meaning fans’ advice.
Upon returning to Disneyworld Kyle did a brief stint pretending to be a Superhero from Avengers Campus by offering to push an unaccompanied wheelchair user around the park on her birthday. By brief I mean for about two minutes.
Then disaster struck! At an alligator reserve he visited to film alligators (because none of us believe Florida has alligators) registered Republican and anxiety-ridden Kyle revealed he had to pay $4000 for the Humira medication he needs to treat his Ankylosing Spondylitis. Lowers voice, sad face, doey-eyed baby blues, ker-ching. Sadly he was wearing the wrong shoes to enter the reserve (Florida swamps are wet, who knew?) so no alligators, but at least we got to see a lesser white shark hunting dollars in the wild; his next MacBook and Camera, eh, medication won’t pay for itself!
Then Kyle and Lora took another cruise at exactly the right time to pretend they were too busy to be invited to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal. I mean, who would prefer to do that except for the whole of Florida, all of whom got a media invite? It’s not like Kyle tells us Halloween is his favorite time of the year and he loves Halloween Horror Nights ad nauseam. We don’t need no stinkin’ invites when we are on a cruise with Kyle, terrible WiFi, brothel mirrors facing the bed and lumpy mashed potatoes! Sharing a dinner table with Kyle is a scare zone in itself!
Cruise over it was time to cut down on frivolous wasting money needed to pay for expensive medication, but he wasted it regardless on flying first class to Los Angeles. Predictably, this fucked up sense of priorities didn’t go down too well with many of his viewers and they proceeded to hand him his hairy little ass in his comments. But not to worry, Kyle managed to save his flagging reputation by Tweeting that they’re all just trolls who hate him out of jealousy of his success. Yawn. Read the room, Kyle, you fucked up, big-time, again. Smearing the fans who pay your wages isn’t sound business practice. But don't let that stop you, it just results in more disgruntled ex-fans posting here.
On your marks, get set, let the roasting continue...
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Title by @bigjray73
Now excuse me while I clean up this water that shot out of my face all over the floor.
When he liked my comment I was a bit taken back. I was expecting all teeth, tbh.