Kerry’s top tips:
1. Make sure if you do take drugs you do it in a safe place, like your bathroom so your kids can still hear you if they need you.
2. Sell any moment of your life possible to the rags so that it makes school life for your kids as awesome as possible, the more porn you make the more parties your kids will be invited to!
3. If your kids are bullied due to your fabulous parenting style make sure you remove them from the school but let the press know it’s due to bullying so that their new schoolmates are fully aware and don’t need to read up on her prior to starting a new term.
4. Spend like you’ve not got a credit limit because there are no consequences. You can still go on holiday once a month, get lipo and drive a Lambo because that’s how bankruptcies work! Keep doing it repeatedly and don’t worry about the creditors they’ll get on with it!
5. If in doubt pile on the pounds because you will always get a cover in Hello or OK about how you love your new curves, then how you need to lose weight then a free boot camp then a spread on your new look then you can’t keep up with the diet and you’re happier a bit heavier and repeat…