Kerry Katona

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Now she's doing the ole backgrid holiday bikini shots looking like a pork joint round the middle, but saying she's lost 2.5 stone. She even tried to lie and say she had cellulitis because her legs are fat. Surprised she doesn't have a longer thread here, the woman is definitely one of the pricey pack of skank cunts.
 
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Surely her being on Ozempic/wegovy is obvious and damaging to her gym? (i think the still have one)
 
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Now she's doing the ole backgrid holiday bikini shots looking like a pork joint round the middle, but saying she's lost 2.5 stone. She even tried to lie and say she had cellulitis because her legs are fat. Surprised she doesn't have a longer thread here, the woman is definitely one of the pricey pack of skank cunts.
Talking of which......


So staged it's vomit inducing.

Kerry is so boring people are not even talking about her here.....
 
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She’s still desperately hanging on to the ‘atomic kitten’ days! I’ve seen she’s doing a q&a tour, who on earth would pay to listen to the tit that comes out of her common mouth!? 🤮🤮🤮🤮
 
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Kerry’s top tips:
1. Make sure if you do take drugs you do it in a safe place, like your bathroom so your kids can still hear you if they need you.
2. Sell any moment of your life possible to the rags so that it makes school life for your kids as awesome as possible, the more porn you make the more parties your kids will be invited to!
3. If your kids are bullied due to your fabulous parenting style make sure you remove them from the school but let the press know it’s due to bullying so that their new schoolmates are fully aware and don’t need to read up on her prior to starting a new term.
4. Spend like you’ve not got a credit limit because there are no consequences. You can still go on holiday once a month, get lipo and drive a Lambo because that’s how bankruptcies work! Keep doing it repeatedly and don’t worry about the creditors they’ll get on with it!
5. If in doubt pile on the pounds because you will always get a cover in Hello or OK about how you love your new curves, then how you need to lose weight then a free boot camp then a spread on your new look then you can’t keep up with the diet and you’re happier a bit heavier and repeat…
 
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Kerry’s top tips:
1. Make sure if you do take drugs you do it in a safe place, like your bathroom so your kids can still hear you if they need you.
2. Sell any moment of your life possible to the rags so that it makes school life for your kids as awesome as possible, the more porn you make the more parties your kids will be invited to!
3. If your kids are bullied due to your fabulous parenting style make sure you remove them from the school but let the press know it’s due to bullying so that their new schoolmates are fully aware and don’t need to read up on her prior to starting a new term.
4. Spend like you’ve not got a credit limit because there are no consequences. You can still go on holiday once a month, get lipo and drive a Lambo because that’s how bankruptcies work! Keep doing it repeatedly and don’t worry about the creditors they’ll get on with it!
5. If in doubt pile on the pounds because you will always get a cover in Hello or OK about how you love your new curves, then how you need to lose weight then a free boot camp then a spread on your new look then you can’t keep up with the diet and you’re happier a bit heavier and repeat…
And don’t forget……let your school aged teenager take your OF pics.
 
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i thought she was moving abroad
her time is up
does that boyfriend work
her getting bigger and her bf a personal trainer,yeah no thanks
i bet she goes bankrupt again as no idea where he money is coming from
does she still sell the god awful clothes
 
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