Keelies Journey

[HoGi]

Trust me love, you don't

 

[capriallie]

Finally unfollowed. As a fellow teacher that has had to watch pupils test positive, isolate at hone, deliver food hampers to families that have nothing... she is completely tone deaf. I am stuck in tier 4 and had to cancel all my Christmas plans whilst she will be sharing her holiday all over Instagram. It’s disgusting.

 

[Fineapple]

Lol I know everything has to be so picturesque these days I must say now and again I do like egg and avocado on toast but that’s definitely not for the 'graaaam... I just slap it on the toast and stick my egg on top!

Ooh, love avocado on toast. With salt. Keelie would recommend serving it on a plank of driftwood garnished with an array of wildflowers in front of a stencilled wall.

 

[Fineapple]

She would probably organise her own engagement. The ring would be arranged carefully on a wooden chopping board surrounded by 52 fake plants and 17 casual throws.

 

[Fineapple]

‘That’s it guys for my home wear haul!’

Home wear. Sorry, is your home wearing these things? It’s just so much shit everywhere. She says her bedroom is now calm and peaceful, but it’s not. The clutter is horrific. Hope nobody lights a match near the gaff because that wicker filled shit storm would go up like a Christmas tree.

She is just such an insufferable twat. She can’t just have a coffee and a cookie, she has to put them on a fucking plank of wood on a throw, with a filter on. Stoppppp.

 

[Fineapple]

‘The news about tier 4 is such a shame’.. couldn’t even try and sound arsed, could she. A shame? There will most likely be a rise in suicide rates due to the restrictions and she’s posting boomerangs of her fucking airport prosecco. Vapid soulless bitch.

 

[Instagrime]

If she ever had to make a home insurance contents claim they would think she was trying to commit fraud. “Sorry, you have 15 side tables just for your living room?? And 348 throws?”

 

[Sunflower89]

I am bad VERY long time lurker but this has absolutely pushed me over the edge with her. This is such irresponsible behaviour and she is a TEACHER! I too am a teacher, and now in tier 4, so I will not be seeing any of my family over Christmas despite having a term from hell, and here she is jetting off to Cuba?! I have friends who live abroad who are stuck there on their own for Christmas! There are actually no words to describe the absolute disgrace of this and to plaster it over social media. Let’s see how she explains this to her school when she’s either stuck in Cuba or off having to isolate for the first two weeks of term!!! What a role model!!!

 

[Fineapple]

Of course she had fucking basic bitch rose gold number balloons in her basic bitch over cluttered insta house on her basic bitch not even a milestone birthday. Basic bitch.

 

[lime]

This situation is really separating those with values, decency and common sense from those who are just totally sociopathic and narcissistic.

 

[Whatisthis1321]

She’s my favourite instagrammer of all time! Just love everything she posts

She also has loads of followers because of her magazine deal she did with weight watchers

HahHahahaha hahahahaha is this a real comment

 

[Fineapple]

Oh good, a coffee station in her house. I was worried she wasn’t hoarding enough clutter.

 

[HoGi]

She alright??? Does she know Tenby is in the same time zone and it is Sunday today?

 

[Brooke Davis]

I can’t believe this lassie is still wasting money buying all this crap for her house. My boyfriend and I moved in to our first home 2 years ago and we don’t even have half the crap - we have been doing it room by room making sure we have decent furniture that will last us years.

Also annoys me how she has a caption that has nothing to do with the picture!? Talking about the last day of school showing a pic of her sofa..

It stresses me out! Where do they sit? Where do visitors sit? Where do visitors eat? Do visitors eat with giant wooden spoons? Why does she put jugs on the bed??

 

[throwmeaway]

Do we think she’ll get the proposal she wanted last holiday this time?

 

[jonathandavidson]

I once worked with her in the school that we both taught at - being vague for privacy reasons. You could not have met a more entitled, vain and unfriendly person. I'm surprised how she comes across on IG. I never saw her socialise with the rest of the staff. She always seemed to be somewhere else - I guess on Instagram lol

 

[Tarrula]

I hope she gets stuck in Cuba. Would serve her right!

 

[Fineapple]

I’d be too embarrassed to post lavish holiday photos, especially with such a big following. It must be blissful to be so stupid.

 

[Instagrime]

For the amount she’s spent on the utter shite in her house that is purely for the gram, she could have actually redone her bathroom. I’m all for revamping what you’ve got but seriously - black electrical tape on a shower screen?! SO impractical. How is she going to clean that?! It’s ridiculous lol

 

[Tarrula]

I bet she’s salty AF about no ring