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May I suggest that an admin changes the category Katie's in. She's definitely not a guru
May I suggest that an admin changes the category Katie's in. She's definitely not a guru
Katie Snooks #11 "Fashion" influencer, clown core. Home inspo is a WW2 bomb shelter.
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Why do I want to buy an AeroPress??????? Did Kath....influence me?? I'm so ashamed.
Can't be bothered with a recap, it's all the same crap, week in, week out but let's see:
- G had the front of the house painted black when she was away (we believe it was a payback for her clumsily painting the front door in a particularly unpleasant shade of pink)
- she also painted a few of the walls in her home officethe colour of tar black and added a gallery wall. It's very confusing because I thought they were going for an industrial vibe in their house and the gallery wall looks very traditional/ like in a stately home 
- keeps wearing clothes that mess up her proportions and make her look even shorter. She wants to look cool as duck (her words), but ends up looking like a clown (hence the thread title)
Could someone add something about herfailing no-spend September because I feel I'll get irrationally annoyed if I try to 
- G had the front of the house painted black when she was away (we believe it was a payback for her clumsily painting the front door in a particularly unpleasant shade of pink)
- she also painted a few of the walls in her home office
- keeps wearing clothes that mess up her proportions and make her look even shorter. She wants to look cool as duck (her words), but ends up looking like a clown (hence the thread title)
Could someone add something about her
Says she's feeling good lately but was harping on about SAD no more than 4 days ago.
I admit that I had a look at the link she posted! I didn’t buy one though. Just another gadget that will take up space and gather dust.
None of them are gurus! It's just a catagory for the wanky lifestyle types, influencers and instagrammers is absolutely full to the brim.May I suggest that an admin changes the category Katie's in. She's definitely not a guru
I have a very small cafetiere (bought with Tesco clubcard points 
), makes one cup of coffee which is just perfect for me (boyfriend drinks instant ). It's a bit of pain to wash but I just rinse it out and pop in the dishwasher. If you use decent coffee grounds it really doesn't matter that much how you brew it.
), makes one cup of coffee which is just perfect for me (boyfriend drinks instant ). It's a bit of pain to wash but I just rinse it out and pop in the dishwasher. If you use decent coffee grounds it really doesn't matter that much how you brew it.
Didn't her house come with an espresso machine in it or something?
Very professional captions, not at all partly cut off. Go Katie!
I feel like I’ve seen this wench’s acne-ridden face more than I’ve seen my own.
Same!! It's also really unhealthy and damaging to be constantly taking pictures of your break-outs. I used to do this religiously when I was suffering with acne and it is actually SO damaging. She needs to put the phone down.
It's round-up time, two days late but better late then nevarrr 
So, I think we all loved "anni" (As much as we love "situ" instead of "situation")
(They look very happy and loved up, btw).
"Our fav"? Have they really just have one brain between the two of them?
Yes guys, have all the meat on the menu. And then get youdaddy partner to burp you.
When people say "cheeky" this or that (not just Katie, mind you), it makes my blood boil slightly.
Is it vintage, or is it Zara from 2017?
Surprised it's not a "cheeky" breakfast.
Boring garden stuff.
A weird evening out
Looks dark and blurry to me.
Another secret project that will turn out to be a whisky promoting Reel for a gullible whisky company.
She could afford to support independent chocolatier, but now, it's always Lindt. Honestly, their chocolates are so overrated these days. We got a couple of boxes for Christmas a few years back and they were just way too sweet.
Has she had a bento before? They all look more or less like this.
G, you lucky dog.
Gee, I nearly fell asleep while doing this for you guys. Can I have a round of applause?
So, I think we all loved "anni"
(As much as we love "situ" instead of "situation")
(They look very happy and loved up, btw).
"Our fav"? Have they really just have one brain between the two of them?
Yes guys, have all the meat on the menu. And then get you
When people say "cheeky" this or that (not just Katie, mind you), it makes my blood boil slightly.
Is it vintage, or is it Zara from 2017?
Surprised it's not a "cheeky" breakfast.
Boring garden stuff.
A weird evening out
Looks dark and blurry to me.
Another secret project that will turn out to be a whisky promoting Reel for a gullible whisky company.
She could afford to support independent chocolatier, but now, it's always Lindt. Honestly, their chocolates are so overrated these days. We got a couple of boxes for Christmas a few years back and they were just way too sweet.
Has she had a bento before? They all look more or less like this.
G, you lucky dog.
Gee, I nearly fell asleep while doing this for you guys. Can I have a round of applause?
Those “experiences” in shipping containers sound horrendous! Can’t believe people actually pay good money for a “coma” experience 
my thoughts exactly! why would you want to experience a plane disaster ffs, that is my literal worst nightmareThose “experiences” in shipping containers sound horrendous! Can’t believe people actually pay good money for a “coma” experience
I had to stop watching the vlog before the end, then came here and saw those shipping containers. Wtf!? I've known people die after being in comas and how gross is it that somewhere has a coma experience and they've gone for a gorgeous fav little date night. What the actual F.
Please keep her away from Leeds, as someone said already we don't want her.
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The skincare narratives that give us all whiplash
The shopping for a new winter coat when she bought at least two new ones last winter
Intentionally trying on long coats going 'it's tOo LoNg guyyyys'
Letting Morris outside then washing his paws for him????
I can't any more.
Please keep her away from Leeds, as someone said already we don't want her.
The undisclosed Kindly Gifted AD for LVL
The skincare narratives that give us all whiplash
The shopping for a new winter coat when she bought at least two new ones last winter
Intentionally trying on long coats going 'it's tOo LoNg guyyyys'
Letting Morris outside then washing his paws for him????
I can't any more.
True, but she's also monetized her acne so she's enhanced the emotional damage even further!
Spots for cash
Skin and Me doesn't seem to be working, she needs to go to a professional, and if she already is she shouldn't be hawking skin and me claiming these are the results etc.
She wants to paint the garden planters? Oh jeez, she's going have them painted black isn't she. Have to say October is the THE month for planting flowers outside, all gardeners agree on that. (I am lucky enough to have a keen gardener in my family) Why is the tiny but cute garden in such a state when she is WFH? Just 20 minutes a day and it would be in great shape, she could sort of some of her SAD symptoms and sense of impending doom with 20 mins outdoors too. While she's at it should get Master G to commission a catio for poor little Morris. Let the poor guy have some outdoor time safely and a break from the paint fumes, clutter and taxidermy of the catacombs they call home.It's round-up time, two days late but better late then nevarrr
So, I think we all loved "anni"
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(They look very happy and loved up, btw).
"Our fav"? Have they really just have one brain between the two of them?
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Yes guys, have all the meat on the menu. And then get youdaddypartner to burp you.
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When people say "cheeky" this or that (not just Katie, mind you), it makes my blood boil slightly.
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Is it vintage, or is it Zara from 2017?
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Surprised it's not a "cheeky" breakfast.
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Boring garden stuff.
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A weird evening out
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Looks dark and blurry to me.
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Another secret project that will turn out to be a whisky promoting Reel for a gullible whisky company.
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She could afford to support independent chocolatier, but now, it's always Lindt. Honestly, their chocolates are so overrated these days. We got a couple of boxes for Christmas a few years back and they were just way too sweet.
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Has she had a bento before? They all look more or less like this.
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G, you lucky dog.
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Gee, I nearly fell asleep while doing this for you guys. Can I have a round of applause?
Those “experience” things are so dystopian. Designed for comfortably middle class people to experience fear and disaster.
Also, do the Lord and Lady Snookington ever eat at home??
Also, do the Lord and Lady Snookington ever eat at home??
Right? They have such a nice kitchen, shame they never seem to use it properly.
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Exactly! They're paying to feel anxious and scared in a wanky shipping container while we're all feeling anxious and scared about our every day lives and the cost of living
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