Katie Price #460 Clip-on teefs, wonky snoot, cheeky ears, hairy bin chute, dressed in a cheap FLAB tracksuit

[Pink Squirrel]

Well done @In_Deep I've had to alter it slightly to get it to fit.

Not much to recap really. She's boring & it's the same old crap.
She sooooo busy with panto rehearsals which means she'll no doubt be perfect for the first 1 on Sunday

She's looking worse in every photo we see. The scarring, the hair, the skin, it's not great. Even the filters are struggling

 

[tracey3871]

Just to add to the recap ... everyday she looks more and more like my avatar ...

 

[suseh97]

I’ve seen the perfect drag name for her. Poor lass. Tuna Kunt not tank. I feel no sympathy for tank

 

[In_Deep]

Well done @In_Deep I've had to alter it slightly to get it to fit.

Not much to recap really. She's boring & it's the same old crap.
She sooooo busy with panto rehearsals which means she'll no doubt be perfect for the first 1 on Sunday

She's looking worse in every photo we see. The scarring, the hair, the skin, it's not great. Even the filters are struggling

Aww, thanks everyone (and thanks @Pink Squirrel for starting the new thread)
Just sat down for a cuppa after what so far has been a pretty hectic shift, so this has properly made me smile

Just gonna go catchup on the last couple of pages of the previous thread.
It was a long slog that one, wasn't it?!

C'mon manky, you keep telling us you're bringing your empire back! You know you can only do that by unleashing Jordan, innit!
We're thirsty for a video of you drunkenly screeching into a microphone, pap shots of you stumbling out of some backstreet dive with Bongo trailing behind looking mortified, or better still, breaking news of you being in a high speed pursuit with the police which concludes with the (non-MOT'd) Pink Beast upside down in a ditch!!!

 

[Noseybonk]

Aww, thanks everyone (and thanks @Pink Squirrel for starting the new thread)
Just sat down for a cuppa after what so far has been a pretty hectic shift, so this has properly made me smile

Just gonna go catchup on the last couple of pages of the previous thread.
It was a long slog that one, wasn't it?!

C'mon manky, you keep telling us you're bringing your empire back! You know you can only do that by unleashing Jordan, innit!
We're thirsty for a video of you drunkenly screeching into a microphone, pap shots of you stumbling out of some backstreet dive with Bongo trailing behind looking mortified, or better still, breaking news of you being in a high speed pursuit with the police which concludes with the (non-MOT'd) Pink Beast upside down in a ditch!!!

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@In_Deep Bin Chute in the title.

Loving your work. Congratulations

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Looks more like tit on her gnashers rather than chocolate. We all know how she's a fan of the big turds.

 

[life’s a car crash]

What in the gods name is going on here. @tracey3871 i think you’re completely right it being a badly fitted topper

 

[Stan Butler]

Aww, thanks everyone (and thanks @Pink Squirrel for starting the new thread)
Just sat down for a cuppa after what so far has been a pretty hectic shift, so this has properly made me smile

Just gonna go catchup on the last couple of pages of the previous thread.
It was a long slog that one, wasn't it?!

C'mon manky, you keep telling us you're bringing your empire back! You know you can only do that by unleashing Jordan, innit!
We're thirsty for a video of you drunkenly screeching into a microphone, pap shots of you stumbling out of some backstreet dive with Bongo trailing behind looking mortified, or better still, breaking news of you being in a high speed pursuit with the police which concludes with the (non-MOT'd) Pink Beast upside down in a ditch!!!

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[Stan Butler]

What in the gods name is going on here. @tracey3871 i think you’re completely right it being a badly fitted topper

Nearly as bad as her Christmas topper, obviously the mug that washed her wigs for free at Christmas in Northwich isn't doing it again and tank hasn't found another mug yet so is having to fit her own .

Another salon that thought giving tank a freebie in exchange for advertising would help their business was sadly mistaken.

 

[DC16]

Today's pod is entitled, I'm not bankrupt.

 

[DC16]

Wooohooo the transcript is there, so no listening.
So talking about panto, she has a short dress, as the fairy, so she's not sure about the dance moves (you couldn't see her legs at Christmas. Got 2 big solos this time. No one has egos in the team, says they are all good at singing. SFP & Amy are going (apparently) So is Junior, he's never seen her perform, only in the kitchen.
She watched her niece in panto as she had bought the tickets and couldn't let her down, then JJ had to drive her up to Manchester to start rehearsals, they were knackered.
Soph off to the IOW for Mother's day. Olive has been ill.
KP is traumatized because she broke a nail. So she's going to get blue nails with glitter on.
J&P missing her as she isn't at home. KP loves being at home in her kitchen, she's happy she has her.... phone, kitchen, kids. Love the order she reeled that off in.
Watching Adolescents. Talking about the social media side. SHAME YOU TWO COULDN'T ENSURE JETT & BUNNY WERE NOT ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
JJ used to watch a lot of Disney stuff before he met KP.
Apparently said they are staying in a Premier Inn. Pictures looked more like a Travelodge to me.
Glowmama awards. Didn't have a clue who anyone was because she's not in the Tiktok world.
(I'll put the screenshot up)
Talking about Brighton. Rather boring.
Wallace the horse got lame, he had an abscess in his foot. She ended up riding a horse round her old fields, I bet she was being nosy. Still insisting SHE gave the keys back to the MM and it was because of the fly tipping, reckons she was rushed out of the house.
Talking about bankruptcies...screenshots.
Eyebrows are lighter as been having them lasered off.
Then they went as Olive waking up. Just 28 minutes including several adverts.

 

[tracey3871]

What in the gods name is going on here. @tracey3871 i think you’re completely right it being a badly fitted topper

You can't kid a wiggy !

 

[DC16]

Katie:

Also Katie half a second later:

 

[DC16]

Katie:

Also Katie
Katie Price: ‘I love being bankrupt’

My bankruptcy is the best thing that’s ever happened to me… It has been a secret security to me that Carl is not with me for any money I have, as I don’t have millions in the bank.”

 

[karma4klattie]

Wooohooo the transcript is there, so no listening.
So talking about panto, she has a short dress, as the fairy, so she's not sure about the dance moves (you couldn't see her legs at Christmas. Got 2 big solos this time. No one has egos in the team, says they are all good at singing. SFP & Amy are going (apparently) So is Junior, he's never seen her perform, only in the kitchen.
She watched her niece in panto as she had bought the tickets and couldn't let her down, then JJ had to drive her up to Manchester to start rehearsals, they were knackered.
Soph off to the IOW for Mother's day. Olive has been ill.
KP is traumatized because she broke a nail. So she's going to get blue nails with glitter on.
J&P missing her as she isn't at home. KP loves being at home in her kitchen, she's happy she has her.... phone, kitchen, kids. Love the order she reeled that off in.
Watching Adolescents. Talking about the social media side. SHAME YOU TWO COULDN'T ENSURE JETT & BUNNY WERE NOT ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
JJ used to watch a lot of Disney stuff before he met KP.
Apparently said they are staying in a Premier Inn. Pictures looked more like a Travelodge to me.
Glowmama awards. Didn't have a clue who anyone was because she's not in the Tiktok world.
(I'll put the screenshot up)
Talking about Brighton. Rather boring.
Wallace the horse got lame, he had an abscess in his foot. She ended up riding a horse round her old fields, I bet she was being nosy. Still insisting SHE gave the keys back to the MM and it was because of the fly tipping, reckons she was rushed out of the house.
Talking about bankruptcies...screenshots.
Eyebrows are lighter as been having them lasered off.
Then they went as Olive waking up. Just 28 minutes including several adverts.

"KP loves being at home in her kitchen" Just as well as it's the only room she's got to live in. She's using the other downstairs rooms as bedrooms for her hangers-on. After the glorious spread that was the MM she's reduced to a bog-standard 4-bed des res on a busy road and still trying to make out she's a success. Hah.

 

[helptheaged]

So KP gave back the keys but the mortgage company gave her shirt notice to leave
That doesn’t sound right KP you are a lier we all have seen the eviction notice
She also says she is glad she is out of bankruptcy as she can spend now
She has never stopped spending
Plus has she forgotten that 15 companies have orders to take 40% off her earnings
So she has not paid what she needed to all lies

 

[DC16]

Wonder what the owners of the Mm think about KP trampling over THEIR land, can you imagine if KP still lived their, she would be straight on speed dial to the local plod saying someone is trespassing, or having a rant on her social media, showing pictures of them...

KP, you said it, USED TO BE YOUR FIELD.

 

[DC16]

Katie Price defiantly walks new puppy after £5,000 plea for her to stop owning animals

Katie Price defiantly walks new puppy after £5,000 plea against her owning pets

Seven pets have died in her care.

metro.co.uk

 

[Madcatbimbo]

Looks more like tit on her gnashers rather than chocolate. We all know how she's a fan of the big turds.


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Oh golly gosh.... I bet Naked Rodney and Delicious Dave are both having a lie down at the moment.... (with some tissues....)

 

[Joanna Surrey]

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Wonder what the owners of the Mm think about KP trampling over THEIR land, can you imagine if KP still lived their, she would be straight on speed dial to the local plod saying someone is trespassing, or having a rant on her social media, showing pictures of them...

KP, you said it, USED TO BE YOUR FIELD.

How did she get into the fields anyway? Surely the gates are locked!