Katie Price #450 Tell it to my heart, I can feel my body rot, is this really love or just decay?

[Pink Squirrel]

Back from Turkey after having zero surgery on her eyes & ears like she said she was But seems to have had her nose done We have no idea why she had her nose done
She did a star turn in 1 of the country's top entertainment establishments last night. Where she performed to a crowd of thousands. Well, she screeched out her usual covers at a club in Barnsley.

Well done @MelodyMaker on the thread title! Came in very strong to claim the win

 

[Villanelly]

Possibly my favourite ever title

 

[bargainhunt99]

Possibly my favourite ever title

It's one of the better ones. Will take some beating.

 

[Jasmines dad]

Sorry if repeating what someone else has said but modom is on Channel 5 tonight. "Where did all the money go?"

 

[life’s a car crash]

Recap. Been to Turkey. Lots of skullduggery as in when she actually went. Looks like straight to theatre from plane. Declined a GA. Didn’t get her “ shopping list of wants met”. So dodgy drs seem to have agreed to pose for ear and temple work pictures. tank was seen with a couple of always sanitary pads stuck to her ears. Some surgical tape to her nose and temples. Subsequent pictures show no change to ear placement or height. And eyebrows seem to still be spocking upwards. Nose has been tampered with. Was this a consolation prize as other surgery declined. No GA was confirmed by price drop
Back a couple of days and had her PA in Barsley , late night turn in at 12 midnight when all the punters were worse for wear and didn’t know one end of a stick insect from the other . Cheered her on. Same boring set of covers screeched so that every dog from 10 miles decended on Barsley. She wore a tyre innertube round her norks. Still looks skeletal and been confirmed she’s been hammering the mounjaro despite not meeting criteria. Looks like she used sock accounts to lay a false flag trail that she was taking Harvey to this event. No confirmed sighting . She most def was pissed and her usual foul mouthed self
Still flogging J why bother cheap fishy garments . Darth needs a new model tank cannot make this tit look ok.
More sightings of J & P at the gross rental , speculation to the reason , I think likely trying to talk her out of visiting the turkey butchers .
We wait patiently to have the snoz revealed, did it have an impact in improving her boat race or did it just add yet another failure to the already melting mush

Carry on tattling. As you were

 

[Stan Butler]

Sorry if repeating what someone else has said but modom is on Channel 5 tonight. "Where did all the money go?"

If it's a repeat C5 have had to edit 10 minutes out of it or companies have told them not to show their adverts during ad breaks because when it was first shown it was on for 1 HR and 5 minutes not the 55 mins it's on tonight.

 

[Madcatbimbo]

How very strange. Lardy wants to transform into one of manky's Chihuahuas..... A dog by any other name.....

 

[Pom Bear]

New thread and title xxxx.

I'm still catching up on last thread x

 

[SmillieKylie]

Ooh la la, as others have said, what a thread title, @MelodyMaker gotta be my fav ever, that’s a cracker

Video recap from last night, Barnsley Funny Gals clubbers if you really think this is “Gud” and “Katie’s a great singer”, as some of you stated, we need a word

 

[Tedbear]

Ooh la la, as others have said, what a thread title, @MelodyMaker gotta be my fav ever, that’s a cracker

Video recap from last night, Barnsley Funny Gals clubbers if you really think this is “Gud” and “Katie’s a great singer”, as some of you stated, we need a word

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OMFG who let the dog out and she sounds like a car screeching strange shes got her hair down when its normally scraped back she cant be seen showing the non eqr operation off lol can she

 

[MelodyMaker]

Back from Turkey after having zero surgery on her eyes & ears like she said she was But seems to have had her nose done We have no idea why she had her nose done
She did a star turn in 1 of the country's top entertainment establishments last night. Where she performed to a crowd of thousands. Well, she screeched out her usual covers at a club in Barnsley.

Well done @MelodyMaker on the thread title! Came in very strong to claim the win

Thanks everyone, wasn't a solo effort, @Palace Tone did most of the leg work and I swooped in and took all the credit

 

[Joanna Surrey]

She sounds worse than ever. What an embarrassment.

 

[Sunday Girl]

Love love love the thread title made for her

 

[BadJanet]

OMFG who let the dog out and she sounds like a car screeching strange shes got her hair down when its normally scraped back she cant be seen showing the non eqr operation off lol can she

Never thought I'd say this but she looks better with her hair up.
It just hung off her head.
A thin lanky greasy mess of rats tails, made her look even more down at the mouth than usual.
How can she think she looks good?
She barely looks human

 

[SmillieKylie]

Thanks everyone, wasn't a solo effort, @Palace Tone did most of the leg work and I swooped in and took all the credit

Well done @Palace Tone as well, that title will crack me up every time I see it, long may the thread last, though they fly by at mo, as she’s an absolute nightmare, she’s lost it completely now I have to give you both a big Kylie applause

 

[Sunday Girl]

Never thought I'd say this but she looks better with her hair up.
It just hung off her head.
A thin lanky greasy mess of rats tails, made her look even more down at the mouth than usual.
How can she think she looks good?
She barely looks human

And the way she has that weird front bit all plastered down, what’s that all about? Is the massive scarring on her head from the face lifts? I spose it must cause bald patches

 

[Tedbear]

She sounds worse than ever. What an embarrassment.

She cant even talk let alone bleeping sing its pathetic shes just svreaming into the microphone and strutting around like a bleeping idiot no stage presence whatsoever just shouting and screeching and they think shes bleeping good its ridiculous love to know how much she got paid

 

[caroleffinbaskin]

She looks like a down and out junkie now. If she fell over in the street you’d chuck her some change

 

[Tedbear]

And the way she has that weird front bit all plastered down, what’s that all about? Is the massive scarring on her head from the face lifts? I spose it must cause bald patches

Shes now the walkind bleeping dead and why is her hair so lank and greasy what hapoened to her "bouncy" blow dry

 

[Tedbear]

She looks like a down and out junkie now. If she fell over in the street you’d chuck her some change

Thats a very good description of her