Katie Price #428 With an Ozempic ass and a gob so crass, thinks she's demure - more like manure

[Parry1988]

New thread title by @SewerGrapes

Very quiet in the land of tank at the moment....its supposed to be handing in the relative documents to the bankruptcy case today before the next court date at the end of this month...we shall see what unfolds....

 

[Kitten3081]

Congrats on the thread title Sewer. And thank you for the new thread Parry.

It seems that PD are hinting at a story about the broken feet today (song clue is ‘Jump’) and a story about dogs/animals tomorrow. I hope they’re juicy! We definitely need some good tea around here.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

It's 12.16, has pricedrop dropped??

 

[DC16]

It's 12.16, has pricedrop dropped??

Oh yes! Apparently she was facetiming footballer Jack Grealish!! Was drunk & high, went berserk and grabbed MUA Zoe by the throat before running out of the hotel
No pretending to be a horse in front of the kids or taking a little shortcut.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Oh yes! Apparently she was facetiming footballer Jack Grealish!!

Nooooooo please bring it over

 

[Lifestyle86]

More porkies from Pricey! Nice work yet again PD!

 

[SmillieKylie]

Oooh la la now this is a good drop, lies, lies, lies, she lies about everything, yet still the braindeads will believe her endless BS. Always chasing a guy as well, Grealish eh There is no way she hasn’t been chasing while in this showmance, and she is 100% chasing someone now, it’s what she does. Nice one PD

 

[MrsEms]

Just loving PD! So Katie's been trying to play with another footballers balls aye?
Still so desperate to become a wag and yet she's stuck being a dirty old ag
Broken trotters because she got caught out, how embarrassing!

 

[helptheaged]

You mean she didn’t fall from that high wall ( if she had she would have broken her back) or in the amusement park?

 

[Parry1988]

Oh yes! Apparently she was facetiming footballer Jack Grealish!! Was drunk & high, went berserk and grabbed MUA Zoe by the throat before running out of the hotel
No pretending to be a horse in front of the kids or taking a little shortcut.

Noooo why would he reply to that old gargoyle, im just going to forever imagine he was taking the piss and not seriously considering meeting up with the munter

 

[helptheaged]

Does it say which wall she fell over?

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Oooh la la now this is a good drop, lies, lies, lies, she lies about everything, yet still the braindeads will believe her endless BS. Always chasing a guy as well, Grealish eh There is no way she hasn’t been chasing while in this showmance, and she is 100% chasing someone now, it’s what she does. Nice one PD

Can you please bring it over @SmillieKylie I can't see Itsasham today sometimes it lets me look & sometimes not but I am a technonumpty

 

[SmillieKylie]

Can you please bring it over @SmillieKylie I can't see Itsasham today sometimes it lets me look & sometimes not but I am a technonumpty

Here it is ….

 

[helptheaged]

So they say it was a 20ft wall thought she would do more damage to her feet but if she was high and drunk it would protect her?

 

[IfTheCapFits]

Not many partners would have stayed with her after a performance like that! Talk about making an absolute mug out of someone...

 

[Dollybird]

So was it jacks turd on her stomach? I am GUTTED he was entertaining manky . I know footballers are dogs but never thought he would go so low

 

[karma4klattie]

Oooh la la now this is a good drop, lies, lies, lies, she lies about everything, yet still the braindeads will believe her endless BS. Always chasing a guy as well, Grealish eh There is no way she hasn’t been chasing while in this showmance, and she is 100% chasing someone now, it’s what she does. Nice one PD

The poor sod would only have been 24 at the time (she broke her feet in 2020 and he turned 29 last week). If a 24 year old girl was being sexually pursued by a 42 year old man she'd probably feel sick, I wonder how Grealish felt about that old ag woman going after him.

 

[MrsEms]

Does it say which wall she fell over?

One that obviously wasn't high enough

 

[emmaw28]

So was it jacks turd on her stomach? I am GUTTED he was entertaining manky . I know footballers are dogs but never thought he would go so low

Where did it say it was his turd?! Can’t see that anywhere 🫣
We’ve established it was before Carl (BC )

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Here it is ….

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Someone (I can't remember who) said she had tried to throw herself off a balcony after a row with Carl.
Poor Zoe We knew she'd completed disappeared after being glued to the gross old bag 24/7. She was replaced with Fern pointy chin.

I'm guessing she had to settle for JJ because she cannot even land a no-name footballer now. Let's be honest, what bloke wants to be seen in public with her? She is too OLD for any footballer now