Katie Price #410 El Skanko thought it was being clever, whilst Tattlers enjoy the fastest thread ever

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Well manky is just the gift that keeps on giving today
As you were krusties 🥳
 
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Should have made a poll for what excuse she'd use to get out of jail

1. Harvey
2. Mental Health
3. Her mum's illness
4. Can't go a few weeks without surgery
 
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Should have made a poll for what excuse she'd use to get out of jail

1. Harvey
2. Mental Health
3. Her mum's illness
4. Can't go a few weeks without surgery
Or the real reason: “I’m not bovvered, they can all go and duck thdmselves”.
 
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Better music that she deserves, but, sums the situation up ... its called 'She's going down' 🎶🎵🎶

 
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How has JJ got any money coming in when he’s at her side 24/7
His parents must be so embarrassed by this pairing.
Do we know what she is having done in turkey
Amy normal person would be straight home to face this as soon as the warrant was issued
Imagine being a fly on the wall in her hotel room 😭
 
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Is her mum still alive? I remember KP saying years ago that she didn't have long left
 
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How thick can one mutant of a person be? Claiming to be working when she has been saying for weeks that she is going on holiday, what with her skankruptcy being “sorted”? Also, if she’s been working, then she can pay some of that money to the people she owes, can’t she? bleeping idiot.

Also, can we now PLEASE have an expose about what’s happened to the animals in her “care”? I understand what she‘s done to the kids can’t be revealed to protect them, but I want everyone to know what she’s like. The public don’t like animal abusers. And she’s certainly one of them.
 
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How has JJ got any money coming in when he’s at her side 24/7
His parents must be so embarrassed by this pairing.
Do we know what she is having done in turkey
Amy normal person would be straight home to face this as soon as the warrant was issued
Imagine being a fly on the wall in her hotel room 😭
Bongo lives off Mummy & Daddy's allowance ... he will be slitty eyed and high as a kite in the corner of the room grinning with his noo glow in the dark turkey teefs ... she will be bandaged up shopping online for a way to get preggers quick with a baybay (one that will not have a dad in the picture to interfere) for maximum sympathy vote and coin potential ... I think she will despatch a klingon to Brid if she spots this .... 🤣🤣🤣
 

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So, hang on, because the clinic has a camera, she is now claiming she is there filming about corrective surgery?! For which film company?? To be screened when? How much is she being paid and is that being sent directly to the Trustee for the first bankruptcy, or the second or both?

If the court docs show she got almost 100k from Tiktok this last 6 months, and not a penny has gone to paying off her debts, then weasly words aren't going to work now.

Facts, tank. Show the court and the Trustee(s) the proof that you have been regularly making inroads into your debts since bankruptcy 1 in 2019, and bankruptcy 2 now.

You are lying and sympathy has properly run out for you.

<back to lurk mode! >
 
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Quick Recap before bed, well “What A Day”, incredibly after all this time, Madam faces prison, a warrant has been issued for her arrest, so when she returns to the UK, we expect bailiffs to arrest her and march her off to court, finally to face her public examination regarding her bankruptcies. It was a blissful sunny day, full of laughter and for some Krusties too much drink for a Tuesday, and yes I’m looking at me in the mirror. We now wait for her next move, and her return, which may be a couple of weeks yet, and she has threatened to extend her break further, but whatever, she will have to face the music soon …Muhhhhhhawwwww 😈😁

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Late in the day, Edna wrote some garbage statement, blaming the media for everything, when all they were doing were repeating the judge’s words. Piss poor from The Clan, they are clearly very rattled. Let the games commence 😁

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What will tomorrow bring, who knows, but today we are triumphant, the tank is in the deepest 💩 that piper must now be paid 😁

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The old bat is still alive ... annoying people on the IOW now
I wouldn't want to be her. She's had major surgery, has 1 daughter who is imploding and the other is exploding. duck that!
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Quick Recap before bed, well “What A Day”, incredibly after all this time, Madam faces prison, a warrant has been issued for her arrest, so when she returns to the UK, we expect bailiffs to arrest her and march her off to court, finally to face her public examination regarding her bankruptcies. It was a blissful sunny day, full of laughter and for some Krusties too much drink for a Tuesday, and yes I’m looking at me in the mirror. We now wait for her next move, and her return, which may be a couple of weeks yet, and she has threatened to extend her break further, but whatever, she will have to face the music soon …Muhhhhhhawwwww 😈😁

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Late in the day, Edna wrote some garbage statement, blaming the media for everything, when all they were doing were repeating the judge’s words. Piss poor from The Clan, they are clearly very rattled. Let the games commence 😁

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What will tomorrow bring, who knows, but today we are triumphant, the tank is in the deepest 💩 that piper must now be paid 😁

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Distraction. Like we are all so stupid we cannot think about two things at once. Take your strawman, tank, and shove it up there with your phone.
 
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New thread 🧵😀❤ and title 💖🥰 xxx

I'm on page 38 on last thread 🧵 and had a request for a pic of fat Katie in prison by @EllaBella10 post 747 ❤❤❤😀🥰💖😘 xxxx.

I had a go lol Love Pom 😄😀❤🥰💖😘🤗🐶🐾😙😘 xxxx....

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Back tomorrow 😀💕😘 x
 
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Wouldn't be surprised if she tried to fake her own death ... a la canoe man ... well known moon boots, sparkly hat and a bad wig found on the beach ... all with her name scrawled on them ... a yellow canoe in the far distance paddling away ... warm dry wardrobe to live in at Edna's... what's that Albert? 'There's a witch in the wardrobe?' Don't be silly that's just the ghost of aunty tank ...
 

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Quick Recap before bed, well “What A Day”, incredibly after all this time, Madam faces prison, a warrant has been issued for her arrest, so when she returns to the UK, we expect bailiffs to arrest her and march her off to court, finally to face her public examination regarding her bankruptcies. It was a blissful sunny day, full of laughter and for some Krusties too much drink for a Tuesday, and yes I’m looking at me in the mirror. We now wait for her next move, and her return, which may be a couple of weeks yet, and she has threatened to extend her break further, but whatever, she will have to face the music soon …Muhhhhhhawwwww 😈😁

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Late in the day, Edna wrote some garbage statement, blaming the media for everything, when all they were doing were repeating the judge’s words. Piss poor from The Clan, they are clearly very rattled. Let the games commence 😁

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What will tomorrow bring, who knows, but today we are triumphant, the tank is in the deepest 💩 that piper must now be paid 😁

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tank, bankruptcy is now plural in your case. So, even the very first part of the first sentence shows a complete #fail by you to grasp what is going on in your own life.
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ETA in case she doesn't know, plural of bankruptcy is bankruptcies. Or, multiple bankrupt. Or fiscally bleeping useless. Or complete twit. Wankpuffin. Interchangeable terms. Use as you see fit!
 
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Is her mum still alive? I remember KP saying years ago that she didn't have long left
Anything that KP says is more than likely bollocks. That's a given.

Anything her sister says is likely twisted. Weasly words. It is no wonder the world is spinning off its axis when folk like this earn thousands and thousands doing sweet FA, and good people making a real difference are queuing at food banks.

Somebody said yesterday that 47% of kids in the UK are now living in poverty. I don't know where this number came from so have no idea if correct.

But KP has spaffed away 100k just from tiktok in the last few months. On what?????
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She needs to give her head a rattle. duck mental health issues. Get outside, see how normal people live, and make an effort to change THEIR lives. Not your fuxking own. Stupid bint. I hope she is criminally charged, and soon.

Yeah, yeah, she has pissed me off. Why do we allow these complete wankpuffins to be role models etc for the next generation? Ffs. We need good, solid, honest people to change what is happening. Not eejuts like KP and her clan.
 
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She has used the word humiliation twice in this. I think this is one of the things she feared about the PE . As a narc this wounding damages the facade . Agree she felt she couldn’t say nothing g but she’s thick it is the judges word. She deserves everything coming to her in spades.
 
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I have this sinking feeling that the bailiff will be waiting at the airport on her return with a sign saying, The Pricey. She will then be (chauffeur) driven to the court, and stuck in a back room for an hour or two. She will be asked where the 5 motors are, she won't know. She will be asked to show bank statements. She won't have. And probably can't think who might.

She will play stupid (not hard), say she will get legal rep soon/some day. The trustee won't be present. HMRC docs won't even be read to her. She will limp/hop/crawl out, and drive home in the pink RR. Probably at the wheel, but most likely by Legoboy.

I have little faith this arrest warrant will stop her being an out and out tank, and taking the mick out of the legal system for months yet. I'd love to be wrong..
If either of the bankruptcies are declared criminal, then she might finally get dealt with. Till then 🤷‍♀️
 
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