Thanks Biffa, gee who else feels jaded with it all, on/off with him, kids still with her, still spending like a billionaire, all the fillers don’t bring her any noticeable trauma, still a walloping c*nt….it’s so tiresome, she’s giving me the January blues, when will it end
Still we have a poll, I love a poll, thanks again Biffa
So kinda managed a recap, as daughter still off school, she’s playing me I reckon I’m now feeling groggy, I’ve caught it off her, kids eh so apologies if I’ve made mistakes….head is very foggy today
It’s another long one Dolly, and I had to leave a lot out
….
It was confirmed by DC that SadBoy had left for good. We expected
tank to unravel, but the way she so quickly went totally bonkers was quite amazing, what a ride the last two threads have been
So a middle-aged mum of 5
tank aided by a fellow brain dead celeb, Chloe Ferry, decided to attend a young person’s Geordie Shore party. It was the mother of all
manky night out car crashes,
tank looked and acted beyond ridiculous, even for
tank a new low was set with her behaviour on a party night out.
Helena described the first appearance of the
tank and her outfit rather well…
The mum of 5 thought it would be a laugh to post a video of herself f*cking a chair…..she’s 45 years old.
People in the street couldn’t believe what they were seeing….
A montage of the night, phhhoaaaar have you ever seen anything so sexy, Marilyn Monroe could never have looked this good..
A vision of beauty, captured so well by Lola….
Meanwhile SadBoy continued his Thailand holiday, but he didn’t look as happy as he was on the first couple of days, just staring into his phone.
SadBoy then started posting strange messages, it appeared his mate had taken his phone off him, we disagreed if this was real or a game, whatever is going on I personally think SadBoy is having a crisis and madam is trying to get him back as she cannot get a Nu Egg, having tried and failed at the Geordie Shore party. Madam cannot be without a man, and no one ever leaves madam without the full force of her evil falling on them. SadBoy will be sucked back in unless his mate can stop it, is he trying to. Someone stop him going back, that will really f*ck her up
Ooh la la something was kicking off
Next
tank decided to get her lips and bum filled yet again by Ellie. We gasped as the results were ghastly, horrific, her lips look like they are now trying to leave her face.
tank also gave us a slight glimpse of her asshole, I had to go and sit in a darkened room for 30 minutes and question why I was still following this train wreck of a woman. Ellie conducted the procedure at the filthy MM, in a non sterile environment, so there’s a bit chance her ass might fall off now
Meanwhile SadBoy was getting a tattoo and it appeared the mushrooms his mate had bought earlier had kicked in. There he is, all his troubles disappearing in a hallucinatory dream, looking like a big toddler asking where his Mummy is….
Pictures emerged of the last plasterclass, as usual she exploited Harvey to the Brain Dead fans and was drinking, even though she doesn’t drink…note reader, she is constantly drinking, as my Dad would say, she is “A BIG F*CKING LIAR”…..in fact we all say this
….
DC listened to the podcast, I was going to but couldn’t be bothered
Well done DC
it was only 30 mins,
tank can’t be bothered doing them much anymore. Was full of nonsense and lies,
tank admitted she’s single, the Panto loved her, she covered up the crap Christmas Day, she’s going to the Gym, this is her year (it really won’t be, it’s gonna be a disaster in so many ways, it’s already a bigger disaster than last year, just 11 days in
) blah, blah, blah….it was exactly as I expected it to be…..lies, lies, lies. How does anyone listen to this thing for pleasure
So on we go, what will happen with the ‘relationship’ next, will her lips and bum fall off in this thread, I do hope so
Princess was meant to be going to the Dublin plasterclass, this weekend, she no longer is
tank will attend with her rabble of an entourage.
Amongst all the chaos, the Milky Bar kid had a beard transplant, can this thread get anymore ridiculous, appears it can….
Finally,
tank said she was giving up the vape…surprising no one, she is still vaping
Can it get any madder, you bet it can, I expect this thread to prove it.
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Thankyou all so much 
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