Just had a double shot of rum. I'm going in Tattler chums. 'Stephs Crap Lunch' is starting...
1. Skanley Flaps is in the studio so must have got some mug to drive her. Resplendent with freshly dried, Shake and Vac and Fabreezed wig on her head looking really smug.
2. No sign of 'Edward Scissor Hands'/snapped off fingers Clearblue Cole.
3. Steph 'She's one of the countrys most famous mums'. Think she meant 'infamous'?
4. Steph is now talking about people making 'death threats' and 'threats' on social media! Skankey is sat there all smug. bleeping hell, to find out the inside track why not interview your own 'roving reporter?' Absolutely unbelievable. Does this show do no research????
5. Gets even more surreal. Steph is now asking Pwicey about her experience of online threats. The cheeky cow is now being all sanctimonious. She's now crapping on about her 4 kidnap threats. 'Even Coles had it for going out with me, he should be shot dead'. Personally I'd struggle to argue with that as he threatened to beat me up.
6. Pwicey 'no one should be harrassed'.
7. LMFAO. 'No one has ever followed through with a death threat to me'. Has she actually go a brain cell?
8. She's now thinking about starting a petition on this?!
9. She's now talking about how much time she spends with her children? 'Lockdown is manic as I've got the 5 kids in the house?' Err, 2 go to school 2 hours away and two live with PA and go to school by his house. BTW, where do 7 of you sleep in a 3 bedroom semi?
10. 'I'm quite close to my kids and now I realise how intense their school work is'. From someone who moaned about having to buy pens and paper for J & P, Emily had to help Junior fill in his college application and we've seen lots of videos of Kieran homeschooling Jett and Bunny. None of KP.
11. 'We make decisions with a family chat with all the kids?????' No words.
12. 'The way I've been brought up I try and make someone happy everyday'. What about the people you owe money to, people you've scammed, trolled and bullied, plenty of evidence of the contrary, I wonder is there another women in the UK with 4 restraining orders for threatening behaviour?
13. Video now of her interviewing her own daughter, Princess! Scraping the barrel Steph? BTW, Pwicey looks rough as buggery in the VT.
14. Princess is so inarticulate. Every other word is 'like'. Slags of social media but is all over it! Has any other 13 year old been banned twice by TikTok for inappropriate behaviour?
15. Loads of lip licking and slapping going on. Now going on about the South Africa hijacking.
16. 'Ive not said I'm pregant but I've not said I'm not'. duck off you deceitful woman. No one other than that looney Bunny Cuddles and your moronic fans who you are ripping off give a rats arse.
17. Apparently she's put on 2 stone in weight during the current lockdown. Must be all those takeaways, free Sheesh and Prep Kitchen meals you and Clearblue Cole beg. He's got a big fat face and lardy arse as well because of all the shite they eat.
18. Think she's gone now. No sign of Clearblue.
I'm going for some more rum and a laydown.
I thank you!