Katie Price #201 Och Aye Rasputin, lover of the Chavvy Queen…

[kourtneykool]

Congratulations @Winepig for yet another stonking thread title!!

Some of the most liked pics from previous thread!

Recap: It appears Kipper has taken H on hols to Alicante minus SB. Does she have a new egg? Are they playing games? Who knows, who really cares, but please let SB have an angry rant (not an angry tank…).

As you were Krusties!!

Previous thread:

https://tattle.life/threads/katie-p...ld-since-thread-number-1-woohoo.32802/page-53

 

[YellowTail]

TLDR: What she said

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Lucky Harvey - looks like that Kahluah woman will be earning her holiday this week seeing as manky will be off doing what she wants 99.9999% recurring of the time;
Will she get H to take the foters for her OF though??

 

[kourtneykool]

Talking of OF, she posted this 2 sec vid yesterday, didn’t bother recording it as she just moves her head… I mean who doesn’t pose with their head against their kitchen cabinets?

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Talking of OF, she posted this 2 sec vid yesterday, didn’t bother recording it as she just moves her head… I mean who doesn’t pose with their head against their kitchen cabinets?

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She thinks this is sexy does she? Don't we all headbutt kitchen cupboards wearing ridiculous boots?

To me it should have "AD" on it seeing as she's obviously doing one for Magnet Kitchens in exchange for them giving her a new kitchen to wreck. This may be the answer to how she destroys so many kitchens though - she goes around head-butting them like my goat does to his hut

Are we taking bets as to which Egg will mysteriously show up "as a surprise"? Will it be Rasputin or Slap-Head - or is SB going to show up?

 

[kourtneykool]

She thinks this is sexy does she? Don't we all headbutt kitchen cupboards wearing ridiculous boots?

To me it should have "AD" on it seeing as she's obviously doing one for Magnet Kitchens in exchange for them giving her a new kitchen to wreck. This may be the answer to how she destroys so many kitchens though - she goes around head-butting them like my goat does to his hut
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Are we taking bets as to which Egg will mysteriously show up "as a surprise"? Will it be Rasputin or Slap-Head - or is SB going to show up?

Is this your goat Rita? He’s got more intelligence in one of his hoofs than Kipper and way more adorable (obviously!)

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Is this your goat Rita? He’s got more intelligence in one of his hoofs than Kipper and way more adorable (obviously!)

Heres my goat - I just needed a photo of a headbutting goat but didn't have one

Yesterday he was bashing the hell out of his cube shelter but today he inside sheltering from the rain.

DUH! Stupid me! I've just connected the dots regarding this Kitchen Fixation! She's hoping to corner the market for a specialist niche in doing Wewl-Seksi Foters for Pervos who get orf on kitchen units, defrosting fridges and SINKS! (Somebody else has beaten her to the sinks though)

 

[Blessmyheart]

Talking of OF, she posted this 2 sec vid yesterday, didn’t bother recording it as she just moves her head… I mean who doesn’t pose with their head against their kitchen cabinets?

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Thats not done for only fans.Shes listening for mice.
Or her backs just gone.

 

[kourtneykool]

Heres my goat - I just needed a photo of a headbutting goat but didn't have one

Yesterday he was bashing the hell out of his cube shelter but today he inside sheltering from the rain.

I hope it’s raining in Alicante too ruining Kippers photo ops!

 

[Lunagooner]

Talking of OF, she posted this 2 sec vid yesterday, didn’t bother recording it as she just moves her head… I mean who doesn’t pose with their head against their kitchen cabinets?

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Odd outfit to play hide and seek with your kids

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I thought I was taking the piss about her getting horny with one of Magnet's finest but according to good ol' Google there are such folk who do exactly that! I clicked OFF very quickly LOL

So is this her niche market then, catering to Cuisineaphiles? (I just invented the name btw)

"Come headbutt cupboards wiv me".
"Terday we's gonna defrosst der fwidge"
"Luk at me wewl seksi air fwyer............................."
"'Eres ME dwessed in a teatowel dat I's juss wiped round a dirty casserole dish; It wuz a chikkin caserole anawl............................."

 

[Blessmyheart]

I thought I was taking the piss about her getting horny with one of Magnet's finest but according to good ol' Google there are such folk who do exactly that! I clicked OFF very quickly LOL

So is this her niche market then, catering to Cuisineaphiles? (I just invented the name btw)

"Come headbutt cupboards wiv me".
"Terday we's gonna defrosst der fwidge"
"Luk at me wewl seksi air fwyer............................."
"'Eres ME dwessed in a teatowel dat I's juss wiped round a dirty casserole dish; It wuz a chikkin caserole anawl............................."

I bet she can’t wait for channel 4 to put a bit of foamback down in the other bedrooms.
“ What colour and pattern would you like Miss Price”
“ Dunt care do I, I”ll jus be rifin onit in me knickers”

 

[Noelc]

Talking of OF, she posted this 2 sec vid yesterday, didn’t bother recording it as she just moves her head… I mean who doesn’t pose with their head against their kitchen cabinets?

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Thought the "Plumber" was the new egg saw him coming up the drive thought "Noooooooo! " and now hiding pretending not to be in.

 

[ClivE]

sun saying new pictures,if they are new were are her new tats(did she not get two angel wings on the inside of her legs and a big one on her stomach) or were they just crayon ones that wash off

 

[WillowTree21]

Lucky Harvey - looks like that Kahluah woman will be earning her holiday this week seeing as manky will be off doing what she wants 99.9999% recurring of the time;
Will she get H to take the foters for her OF though??

KFP maybe saw Jett, bunny & Harvey (it was the usual Wednesday supervised access) and as she seems to be paying for that carer (who's constantly looking at her phone!) to be there when she see's Harvey & clearly drives, probably got her to drop at airport. Free taxi now Crawl isn't around. Just because we see Jett & Harvey, doesn't necessarily mean they've gone on holiday. Everything with KFP is 'smoke & mirror'. Could be wrong, I'm sure Kieran will post something with kids to show they're still in UK. Can't believe he would allow her to take them out of the country.

 

[geordiegirl]

KFP maybe saw Jett, bunny & Harvey (it was the usual Wednesday supervised access) and as she seems to be paying for that carer (who's constantly looking at her phone!) to be there when she see's Harvey & clearly drives, probably got her to drop at airport. Free taxi now Crawl isn't around. Just because we see Jett & Harvey, doesn't necessarily mean they've gone on holiday. Everything with KFP is 'smoke & mirror'. Could be wrong, I'm sure Kieran will post something with kids to show they're still in UK. Can't believe he would allow her to take them out of the country.

She could’ve even just taken them to the airport to make it look like they were going away… wouldn’t put anything past her

 

[Lollypops]

Well her mates are in Italy and SFP is going to Ireland for a wedding at the weekend, having a break from social media and spending time with family. The plot thickens

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

She could’ve even just taken them to the airport to make it look like they were going away… wouldn’t put anything past her

That would be so typical of the old bag.

Well her mates are in Italy and SFP is going to Ireland for a wedding at the weekend, having a break from social media and spending time with family. The plot thickens

Who is that ugly b on the left?

 

[Lunagooner]

Woo hoo SFP is doing Depop from monday because she has too many clothes, so hold tight for big collars, prairie dresses and tit shoes

 

[BigBlue2018]

I hope and pray she hasn't taken Jett and Bunny away with Harvey and his carer. She has a shocking track record of her children getting hurt when under her supervision. For example the ones we know about:

1. Harvey scalding his leg when he ran a hot bath whilst he was on his own. Kipper ripped his trousers off and made the injuries worse (this was after she claimed she wasn't there). Skin grafts, time in ITC and visible scars to this day.

2. Harvey again. Suffered severe lacerations to his face when a large mirror fell on him. Scars still visible.

3. Princess. Scalded in a hot tub when on holiday with manky. She didn't even tell Pete, he saw the burns when he was helping get her undressed. Allegedly he was livid and took her straight for medical attention. manky was investigated and questioned on grounds of child abuse (Google it).

4. Princess broken arm but don't know the circumstances.

5. No 'accidents' with Junior, Jett And Bunny but sadly IMHO there is an accident waiting to happen with one of the youngest two as she has a breathtaking, blatant disregard for their safety and well-being. Constantly drives with them not only not in a car seat but also without a seatbelt. Let them play in that stagnant swimming pool at the MM and run around with no shoes on on the drive where there was visible broken glass and debris.

If I were Kerian and they have gone away with her I wouldn't be able to sleep and be out of my mind consumed with fear and worry for their safety.

I really hope sense prevailed and they are still at home safe and well with K&M.