Katie Price #18 Harvey & Me is getting positive press, Though I lie & my life's a mess

[Pink Squirrel]

Thanks to @BigBlue2018 for the title. I've had to shorten it a bit

Harvey & Me bbc1, Monday 25th for those that didn't know
She's been on Steph's packed lunch, Jeremy Vine & more to come. Peddling the sole carer crap.
She can only walk for 20mins because of her injured feet. But she's fine to horse ride.
She likes to eat lots of grey mash, peas & pies
She's hired a top nutritionist to help Harvey lose weight.
Harvey has a new "man's" bed
She & Crawl continue to sell tat on Insta.
Sid looks thrilled about the current living arrangements

 

[Mikesqueen]

The Daily Mail is quick to dig up the late Mick Norcross’s finances, so why not Katie’s?

 

[Facehugger]

Thanks @Pink Squirrel for doing the honours & well done to @BigBlue2018 for the title

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Thanks @Pink Squirrel for doing the honours & well done to @BigBlue2018 for the title

Yay, I did it right .
@Mikesqueen good question . There's a lot of protection when it comes to skanky flaps it seems

 

[DC16]

Katie Price's son Harvey is 'now under 28st' and on new diet

KATIE Price’s son Harvey is ‘now under 28 stone’ and on a new diet after fears he’d ‘die if he didn’t lose weight’. At the end of last year, Katie revealed…

www.thesun.co.uk

But I’m sure she said on Steph’s show he was 29st still and she needs to do something about it...

 

[Facehugger]

Yay, I did it right .
@Mikesqueen good question . There's a lot of protection when it comes to skanky flaps it seems

You were powered by jet fuel fumes today my dear

 

[BigMavis]

I wish she would act and dress her age. Probably not a popular opinion and may even come off as misogynistic, sorry. But I've just watched her stories and she dresses like a teen/early 20s person and it just comes across as desperate. Would dearly love someone to give her a makeover/under.

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Who writes this shite?

 

[MissGlitzyRitzy]

I can imagine it now “cor you’re fit ain’t ya fancy a bit of the Pricey magic do ya”
“sorry I ain’t inta women like”
“ sokay mate I like nofin better than a bionic bum bandit right up my arse”

Kris and MC Model Builder boy are effeminate for her. Felt maybe they were for rent for publicity...
Maybe shes into a bit of lady love of late..
I'd prob crossover with the slim pickings No shame in that..
tbh if she was there's no better time to shout it out..
gain new interest,
positive publicity desperately needs

She'd gain a load of other fans...
which she needs she's alienated most of them...

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Katie Price's son Harvey is 'now under 28st' and on new diet

KATIE Price’s son Harvey is ‘now under 28 stone’ and on a new diet after fears he’d ‘die if he didn’t lose weight’. At the end of last year, Katie revealed…

www.thesun.co.uk

But I’m sure she said on Steph’s show he was 29st still and she needs to do something about it...

How many contradictions & bullshit can they cram into 1 article? I can't even be bothered to rip it to pieces. It's soooooo boring

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

I wish she would act and dress her age. Probably not a popular opinion and may even come off as misogynistic, sorry. But I've just watched her stories and she dresses like a teen/early 20s person and it just comes across as desperate. Would dearly love someone to give her a makeover/under.

It’s Snarl keeping her looking fresh, I mean according to KP she doesn’t look her age, she looks younger

 

[Facehugger]

Kris and MC Model Builder boy are effeminate for her. Felt maybe they were for rent for publicity...
Maybe shes into a bit of lady love of late..
I'd prob crossover with the slim pickings No shame in that..
tbh if she was there's no better time to shout it out..
gain new interest,
positive publicity desperately needs

She'd gain a load of other fans...
which she needs she's alienated most of them...

I remember reading a story ages ago where she'd been out on the lash and her & a female friend were in bed hung over & probably on a come down all the next day. Can't bloody remember who it was now, but definite Merkin appreciation vibes going on

ETA: she seemed to be loving it when that big old drag queen was sucking her nipples in that godawful club story, and her & that Fern in the bra shop doing a bit of tit squashing together, she's definitely a bit of a lady lover

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Katie Price ‘over the moon’ as police move to prosecute troll who shared cruel racist video of disabled son Harvey

KATIE Price is ‘over the moon’ after police decided to move forward and prosecute an alleged troll who shared a racist video mocking her disabled son Harvey. The reality star has told friends…

www.thesun.co.uk

More rubbish. Saint Katie is getting all the good news & positive press isn't she . She'll be walking on water next week

 

[tacheovale]

I wish she would act and dress her age. Probably not a popular opinion and may even come off as misogynistic, sorry. But I've just watched her stories and she dresses like a teen/early 20s person and it just comes across as desperate. Would dearly love someone to give her a makeover/under.

She's got a face like a welders bench, and a body thats 80% scar tissue. The velour trackies are all part of the image innit i.e. washed up 90's tart off for a night down Chinawhite with Dean Gaffney

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

I’m pretty sure this is how other people feel when KP and Snarl have plugged relentless tat that don’t turn up.. it wasn’t long ago the clowns were actually promoting this colab nonsense

 

[Pink Squirrel]

She's got a face like a welders bench, and a body thats 80% scar tissue. The velour trackies are all part of the image innit i.e. washed up 90's tart off for a night down Chinawhite with Dean Gaffney

You win tinterweb funny for today . Face like a welders bench

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Katie Price ‘over the moon’ as police move to prosecute troll who shared cruel racist video of disabled son Harvey

KATIE Price is ‘over the moon’ after police decided to move forward and prosecute an alleged troll who shared a racist video mocking her disabled son Harvey. The reality star has told friends…

www.thesun.co.uk

More rubbish. Saint Katie is getting all the good news & positive press isn't she . She'll be walking on water next week

Yes the video was truly awful, but why are they charging the person that shared it? KP and Snarl also shared it on their profiles

 

[tacheovale]

You win tinterweb funny for today . Face like a welders bench

I thought that was a well known phrase?

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

I just want to cry..

 

[Facehugger]

Yes the video was truly awful, but why are they charging the person that shared it? KP and Snarl also shared it on their profiles

They are both two faced twats. They both troll other people, him especially threatening women & swearing, I don't know how they've both got the brass necks to complain about what anyone says to them.