Katie Price #157 She's got an ugly face, she's a big disgrace, yanking yellow tapioca all over the place

[JaynieDay]

This is my first time starting a new thread, please be kind.

Tldr: they are both weapons grade cunts, are they together? Who the duck knows, nobody it seems cares judging by the state.

Ooh and she finally did some CS woohoo! I love it! Do you love?!

Bloody autocorrect edited from CFS to CS.

 

[Lunagooner]

This squeezed in at the end of the last thread, so repeated as todays recap but also she is a bigger bleep than before

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

You've done it just fine, Jaynie....just missing who won the thread but it's perfect otherwise....i've asked for the old one to be closed for you. xxx

 

[JaynieDay]

Sorry @PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy I ran for a cup of tea in panic the stress of trying to open a new thread. I deliberately omitted crawl’s masturbatory emissions from TLDRA due to urge to purge that keeps arising

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Sorry @PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy I ran for a cup of tea in panic the stress of trying to open a new thread. I deliberately omitted crawl’s masturbatory emissions from TLDRA due to urge to purge that keeps arising

hahaha It's okay, I totally understand. I still get my knickers in a knot every time I start a new thread.

 

[JaynieDay]

You've done it just fine, Jaynie....just missing who won the thread but it's perfect otherwise....i've asked for the old one to be closed for you. xxx

Thank you, Phoebe, can you tell they don’t let me out much? Thank for being your ever lovely self. I just love how all our Krusties look out for each other. Xx

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Thank you, Phoebe, can you tell they don’t let me out much? Thank for being your ever lovely self. I just love how all our Krusties look out for each other. Xx

Always.

Oh and well done to @Cakeyface for the thread title. That sound you hear is Freddie Mercury turning in his grave. lol

 

[Facehugger]

Sorry @PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy I ran for a cup of tea in panic the stress of trying to open a new thread. I deliberately omitted crawl’s masturbatory emissions from TLDRA due to urge to purge that keeps arising

Pssst Jaynie.......does your wee turn green if you swallow a string bean, or just CW's asparagus fellow that makes your sink turn yellow?

***Passes Jaynie the bucket & runs off quick***

 

[bagpuss17278]

Love the new title, woo hoo!!

 

[Miss Lola]

That plate of food looks really unappetising

 

[Bumbumsmummy]

That plate of food looks really unappetising

As dry as my fanny when I look at pics of Carl

 

[Fitnessqueen]

She’s at Horsham Matters? Oh god that’s just round the corner from my office. I also know someone who works there

 

[JaynieDay]

Pssst Jaynie.......does your wee turn green if you swallow a string bean, or just CW's asparagus fellow that makes your sink turn yellow?

***Passes Jaynie the bucket & runs off quick***

No need, there’s one right next to me, but we can slow down on the ahem emissions talk, I don’t want to have to keeping emptying it

 

[BambiK]

Just saw this

Katie Price’s ex Kieran Hayler gets revenge as he’s in talks for MasterChef

KATIE Price’s ex Kieran Hayler is in talks to appear on BBC’s MasterChef. The personal trainer, 35, hopes to get his revenge on his former wife, 43, after her campaign to bring him down, by showcas…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[JaynieDay]

Just saw this

Katie Price’s ex Kieran Hayler gets revenge as he’s in talks for MasterChef

KATIE Price’s ex Kieran Hayler is in talks to appear on BBC’s MasterChef. The personal trainer, 35, hopes to get his revenge on his former wife, 43, after her campaign to bring him down, by showcas…

www.thesun.co.uk

Woohoo!! I love it!! Do you love it?!

Bloody marvellous, go Kieran. I bet Skanky will be seething reading this, I’d love to be a fly on the wall when she finds out. Can you imagine the screeching and swearing?

 

[kirajodie]

Just saw this

Katie Price’s ex Kieran Hayler gets revenge as he’s in talks for MasterChef

KATIE Price’s ex Kieran Hayler is in talks to appear on BBC’s MasterChef. The personal trainer, 35, hopes to get his revenge on his former wife, 43, after her campaign to bring him down, by showcas…

www.thesun.co.uk

She will be fuming

 

[WhiteOrchid]

Just watching an old Mary Berry episode where she's handling and cooking with asparagus.

"These woody ends don't have much flavour..." she says whilst whipping up a Cole Jizz Coloured asparagus soup.

Thank you Cole, you've tainted my innocent enjoyment of Dame Mary for life you Knobgoblinhead!!

 

[Lollypops]

Woohoo!! I love it!! Do you love it?!

Bloody marvellous, go Kieran. I bet Skanky will be seething reading this, I’d love to be a fly on the wall when she finds out. Can you imagine the screeching and swearing?

And this too

 

[life’s a car crash]

She’s at Horsham Matters? Oh god that’s just round the corner from my office. I also know someone who works there

I think it’s actually sad. If she was better behaved and liked she could use her celebrity ( using the term loosely as she’s well past it) to do good for this cause. It’s local and any good exposure would see a benefit. She’s lived there for ages but just causes the locals no end of grief rather than being a help

 

[Ecosse]

When has the RO hearing been deferred to? Is it next week or the week after?