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And as always, thanks to @Eleanor Abernathy for doing the lords work on the recaps
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Katie Hayes #95 I (am) KHM and I (am) still not (engaged)
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Infuriated by an omelette...
āMake it Rainā declared Space Mountain as she returned to the gym for the 674th time in the last five years, (and) make it rain she did as she wiped the sweat from her brow and shoved her hand down her size Medium sports bra - dignified as always. 4.5k on the (treadmill) in 18 minutes, surely that is some sort of Wirral record? Local running clubs must be literally (begging) her to join their ranks (especially) as sheās gone from a 20 minute 2k to close to world record time in a matter of days. (What is her) secret they all cry - well, manipulating the display on the treadmill to make herself look like Mo Farahās pacer is her usual (starting point) so Iād continue looking for a new super sprinter if I was you, Speedy GonZootSuit may still (need a few) more sessions..
(Another) day, another gym class but before that another āno filterā picture in front of the mirror. Delamere Forestās Size 6 Kate with the jawline an (architect) could use to draw blueprints was back for this picture and she would have almost gotten away with it if it (wasnāt) for those pesky (glitches in her waistline) in the mirror. Must try harder, Kate, especially if you want us to believe you donāt even edit (your pictures anymore.)
Baby Bilingual Rainbow Bespoke
, the only child to be born in the world , the cleverest little Olympic (swimmer and trampoliner) that ever did exist , the baby who was considered ātoo pure for this cruel and (troll) filled worldā just less than 9 months ago has now become total fair game to be exposed online to (tens of thousands) of people. Need to flog (some) placebo hair tablets only suitable for adults? Bounce your baby round in front of the camera. Trying to advertise make-up? Straighten your kidās hair and get her to wave at the camera. (Showing) off how to coat your lips in enough oil to cause a major incident along the Gulf Coast? Let your (baby crawl) into something and laugh at her (without checking sheās ok) but make sure you catch it all on camera - got to get the free (weaning bowls) somehow, eh Kate?
Iām going to (assume) the assumption post didnāt go as (she planned and assume that) that is the reason that she didnāt mention it again. Assumptions such as āI assume you regret the mess youāve made of your house, āI assume you havenāt paid for any of your kidās clothesā, āI assume you used to eat and (run) from restaurants before you started begging for free food,ā and āI assume you will be pleading with Chez who is 40 for (your job back) by the end of the year,ā were probably not the assumptions she was looking for..
We were treated to a creepy shot of a newly Botoxed Delo - I say Botox because she doesnāt filter her pictures anymore- looking like a future (subject of a) Netflix Exclusive three-part documentary - current working titles, āBurberry Baronā, āMarquis Makeupā, or āPanel Princeā.
Feral Olive is back again with a day full of ātantrumsā that made Juggermankles write some bullshit (about how) she never ātantrumsā when theyāre outside because obviously Olive is going to be the next (David) Attenborough and not because sheās properly stimulated outside as opposed to the colourless land of despair she lives in. Weāve (also had) a series of vomit inducing posts about the child who saved her - not sure what (she) saved her from yet, however, it certainly wasnāt from terrible taste in sandals.
Another expert make-up tutorial where she showed us how to achieve a āno make-upā look by not (actually putting any make-up) on. āIs there no end to this womanās make-up talents?ā I hear you all cry. And (how) right you are, there is no (end to her talents, mainly) because thereās no bleeping beginning to them..
(Spare) a thought for poor old Miss Make Up though as she is (stressed and) breaking out in spots because of her extensive to-do list:
As always, (Read the Wiki..)
āMake it Rainā declared Space Mountain as she returned to the gym for the 674th time in the last five years, (and) make it rain she did as she wiped the sweat from her brow and shoved her hand down her size Medium sports bra - dignified as always. 4.5k on the (treadmill) in 18 minutes, surely that is some sort of Wirral record? Local running clubs must be literally (begging) her to join their ranks (especially) as sheās gone from a 20 minute 2k to close to world record time in a matter of days. (What is her) secret they all cry - well, manipulating the display on the treadmill to make herself look like Mo Farahās pacer is her usual (starting point) so Iād continue looking for a new super sprinter if I was you, Speedy GonZootSuit may still (need a few) more sessions..
(Another) day, another gym class but before that another āno filterā picture in front of the mirror. Delamere Forestās Size 6 Kate with the jawline an (architect) could use to draw blueprints was back for this picture and she would have almost gotten away with it if it (wasnāt) for those pesky (glitches in her waistline) in the mirror. Must try harder, Kate, especially if you want us to believe you donāt even edit (your pictures anymore.)
Baby Bilingual Rainbow Bespoke
, the only child to be born in the world , the cleverest little Olympic (swimmer and trampoliner) that ever did exist , the baby who was considered ātoo pure for this cruel and (troll) filled worldā just less than 9 months ago has now become total fair game to be exposed online to (tens of thousands) of people. Need to flog (some) placebo hair tablets only suitable for adults? Bounce your baby round in front of the camera. Trying to advertise make-up? Straighten your kidās hair and get her to wave at the camera. (Showing) off how to coat your lips in enough oil to cause a major incident along the Gulf Coast? Let your (baby crawl) into something and laugh at her (without checking sheās ok) but make sure you catch it all on camera - got to get the free (weaning bowls) somehow, eh Kate?Iām going to (assume) the assumption post didnāt go as (she planned and assume that) that is the reason that she didnāt mention it again. Assumptions such as āI assume you regret the mess youāve made of your house, āI assume you havenāt paid for any of your kidās clothesā, āI assume you used to eat and (run) from restaurants before you started begging for free food,ā and āI assume you will be pleading with Chez who is 40 for (your job back) by the end of the year,ā were probably not the assumptions she was looking for..
We were treated to a creepy shot of a newly Botoxed Delo - I say Botox because she doesnāt filter her pictures anymore- looking like a future (subject of a) Netflix Exclusive three-part documentary - current working titles, āBurberry Baronā, āMarquis Makeupā, or āPanel Princeā.
Feral Olive is back again with a day full of ātantrumsā that made Juggermankles write some bullshit (about how) she never ātantrumsā when theyāre outside because obviously Olive is going to be the next (David) Attenborough and not because sheās properly stimulated outside as opposed to the colourless land of despair she lives in. Weāve (also had) a series of vomit inducing posts about the child who saved her - not sure what (she) saved her from yet, however, it certainly wasnāt from terrible taste in sandals.
Another expert make-up tutorial where she showed us how to achieve a āno make-upā look by not (actually putting any make-up) on. āIs there no end to this womanās make-up talents?ā I hear you all cry. And (how) right you are, there is no (end to her talents, mainly) because thereās no bleeping beginning to them..
(Spare) a thought for poor old Miss Make Up though as she is (stressed and) breaking out in spots because of her extensive to-do list:
- Buy wrapping paper.
- Add the word Spanish to everything.
- Donāt add potatoes to anything.
As always, (Read the Wiki..)
SPACE MOUNTAIN 
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These thread recaps are (literally) the best
Book the vicar. I'm gone.Infuriated by an omelette...
āMake it Rainā declared Space Mountain as she returned to the gym for the 674th time in the last five years, (and) make it rain she did as she wiped the sweat from her brow and shoved her hand down her size Medium sports bra - dignified as always. 4.5k on the (treadmill) in 18 minutes, surely that is some sort of Wirral record? Local running clubs must be literally (begging) her to join their ranks (especially) as sheās gone from a 20 minute 2k to close to world record time in a matter of days. (What is her) secret they all cry - well, manipulating the display on the treadmill to make herself look like Mo Farahās pacer is her usual (starting point) so Iād continue looking for a new super sprinter if I was you, Speedy GonZootSuit may still (need a few) more sessions..
(Another) day, another gym class but before that another āno filterā picture in front of the mirror. Delamere Forestās Size 6 Kate with the jawline an (architect) could use to draw blueprints was back for this picture and she would have almost gotten away with it if it (wasnāt) for those pesky (glitches in her waistline) in the mirror. Must try harder, Kate, especially if you want us to believe you donāt even edit (your pictures anymore.)
Baby Bilingual Rainbow Bespoke
Iām going to (assume) the assumption post didnāt go as (she planned and assume that) that is the reason that she didnāt mention it again. Assumptions such as āI assume you regret the mess youāve made of your house, āI assume you havenāt paid for any of your kidās clothesā, āI assume you used to eat and (run) from restaurants before you started begging for free food,ā and āI assume you will be pleading with Chez who is 40 for (your job back) by the end of the year,ā were probably not the assumptions she was looking for..
We were treated to a creepy shot of a newly Botoxed Delo - I say Botox because she doesnāt filter her pictures anymore- looking like a future (subject of a) Netflix Exclusive three-part documentary - current working titles, āBurberry Baronā, āMarquis Makeupā, or āPanel Princeā.
Feral Olive is back again with a day full of ātantrumsā that made Juggermankles write some bullshit (about how) she never ātantrumsā when theyāre outside because obviously Olive is going to be the next (David) Attenborough and not because sheās properly stimulated outside as opposed to the colourless land of despair she lives in. Weāve (also had) a series of vomit inducing posts about the child who saved her - not sure what (she) saved her from yet, however, it certainly wasnāt from terrible taste in sandals.
Another expert make-up tutorial where she showed us how to achieve a āno make-upā look by not (actually putting any make-up) on. āIs there no end to this womanās make-up talents?ā I hear you all cry. And (how) right you are, there is no (end to her talents, mainly) because thereās no bleeping beginning to them..
(Spare) a thought for poor old Miss Make Up though as she is (stressed and) breaking out in spots because of her extensive to-do list:
Finally, donāt forget Trolls, in just 3 days time, Mensaās youngest member and Team GBās only multi-sport Olympian will become a one-year-old. Latest from the Buckingham (Palace) spokesman was Liz was personally polishing the best gold carriage for Oliveās birthday drive through of the Wirral, while (Downing Street are considering) calling a bank holiday for the event. Kate in the meantime still hasnāt bought any wrapping paper because itās just too stressful..
- Buy wrapping paper.
- Add the word Spanish to everything.
- Donāt add potatoes to anything.
As always, (Read the Wiki..)
(Literally) doing Gods work @Eleanor Abernathy
@Eleanor Abernathy Take a bow and accept your gold medal 
from Trollive the Olympian. Amazing recap as always 
from Trollive the Olympian. Amazing recap as always 
@Eleanor Abernathy these (recaps) just (get) better and better
I always howl every time a thread mentions not being engaged.
āMATT MATT MATT da trolls are saying Iām still not engaged again!!! Have we maxed out all our cards? Youāre going to have to get another and stick the Maldives on it ASAP so we can bring our planned engagement forward and show them you do love me reallyā
āMATT MATT MATT da trolls are saying Iām still not engaged again!!! Have we maxed out all our cards? Youāre going to have to get another and stick the Maldives on it ASAP so we can bring our planned engagement forward and show them you do love me reallyā
Delo I mean Kate hasnāt posted anything on the Delamere group since April.
Business must be booming.
Truff did say ages ago that she was building a playroom for Olive a old utility room with the boiler in that is tucked out the way of view is the perfect place for a one year olds playroom
I'm just laughing to myself here, mmmmitchell has done Saweetie's face 2 weekends on the bounce and Kate hayes MAKEUP has done 2 questionable bridal makeups and an unsuccessful wrapping paper hunt. She's a bleeping clown mate.
Don't come for me for my rhyme. I know it's carbon monoxide
You're absolutely correct. Co2 WHO?
Don't come for me for my rhyme. I know it's carbon monoxide
Was that her important meeting that she dressed up for? Shoe shopping?
Is getting so excited for a pair of baby shoes a thing? I get it when you're pregnant or they're new born but those shoes were such a non event.
Is getting so excited for a pair of baby shoes a thing? I get it when you're pregnant or they're new born but those shoes were such a non event.
much love 
She must of been melting in those pants today 
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