Never posted before but I actually took one for the team and did her Monday £10 masterclass. Even featured as one of them ‘atrocious’ looking I blended girls on her story (don’t judge you had to if you wanted to be involved in the giveaway an who doesn’t like free shit) but here are the takeaways...
1. The eyes I can’t really say anything on picked up a few tips except for the fact she told us to LICK THE EYELINER BRUSH. ew no that’s disgusting.
2. She kept giving shoutouts to her mates.
3. She kept slagging off her cousin Hollie and her makeup in it. Which is rude and unprofessional. I actually know Hollie a little and she’s actually a really nice girl and I don’t think it’s fair to embarrass her on a public platform like that.
4. She then went on to a very comical bit of rating her friends in order of who’s the best mua. I noticed she hadn’t named a number 1 and then realised. Yep. She’s referring to herself as number 1.
5. The face. OH MY GOD. Now I personally like a heavier make up look and more contour/ott look. But after the 6th layer of crap piled on my face including 4 separate layers of concealer I actually nearly broke my neck under the weight of it.
6. Her super secret tip was powder. Fucking loose powder. Fucking calm down jenko the world isn’t gonna be able to handle this shocking discovery.
7. A lot of the steps where things like fill your eyebrows in with no real direction on how to do this.
8. Now I like make up, I’m no mua and don’t claim to be, but I like to think I know what I’m doing but there was nothing that I haven’t heard before nor seen in any other makeup video before. There was absolutely nothing that was worth the money in it.
9. If you were to play a drinking game to how many times she said she was pregnant or how many times she screeched for Matt who ignored every single pterodactyl style screech from her you’d have landed yourself in your local A&E havingyour stomach pumped.
And finally... my absolute favourite...
10. For the last 30 mins she chatted about how they had ordered dominos. The final 4 or 5 steps where super rushed like within a minute, followed by ‘right, any questions, no, well me teas here so I’m gonna go’
But yeah, don’t waste your money, would not recommend.
1. The eyes I can’t really say anything on picked up a few tips except for the fact she told us to LICK THE EYELINER BRUSH. ew no that’s disgusting.
2. She kept giving shoutouts to her mates.
3. She kept slagging off her cousin Hollie and her makeup in it. Which is rude and unprofessional. I actually know Hollie a little and she’s actually a really nice girl and I don’t think it’s fair to embarrass her on a public platform like that.
4. She then went on to a very comical bit of rating her friends in order of who’s the best mua. I noticed she hadn’t named a number 1 and then realised. Yep. She’s referring to herself as number 1.
5. The face. OH MY GOD. Now I personally like a heavier make up look and more contour/ott look. But after the 6th layer of crap piled on my face including 4 separate layers of concealer I actually nearly broke my neck under the weight of it.
6. Her super secret tip was powder. Fucking loose powder. Fucking calm down jenko the world isn’t gonna be able to handle this shocking discovery.
7. A lot of the steps where things like fill your eyebrows in with no real direction on how to do this.
8. Now I like make up, I’m no mua and don’t claim to be, but I like to think I know what I’m doing but there was nothing that I haven’t heard before nor seen in any other makeup video before. There was absolutely nothing that was worth the money in it.
9. If you were to play a drinking game to how many times she said she was pregnant or how many times she screeched for Matt who ignored every single pterodactyl style screech from her you’d have landed yourself in your local A&E havingyour stomach pumped.
And finally... my absolute favourite...
10. For the last 30 mins she chatted about how they had ordered dominos. The final 4 or 5 steps where super rushed like within a minute, followed by ‘right, any questions, no, well me teas here so I’m gonna go’
But yeah, don’t waste your money, would not recommend.