A big well done to @Jellybean79 for this corker of a thread title. Your days old eggs are in the post 
The only worthy thread recap is this masterpiece by @longtimelurker1992 and it should absolutely be immortalised here for all to see now and in the future
met myself for coffee today.
She was late with an empty cup, I’d sprinted there in less that 6kph.
I didn’t recognise her without photoshop, she spotted my comedy glasses and hurried over embarrassed.
she ordered a tap water as she was saving all her lunch money for Mac/Clinique, I had a raw milk dandelion tea with peppermint and bone broth.
she asked if we made it as an MUA, I said yes, we had a training academy with 30+ staff and a range with home bargains but I gave it all up to bean influencer a mum years before getting pregnant.
she asked if mez had her back window wiper, I told her not yet, but we’re working on it after the dream bungalow Reno.
She said she felt stressed being homeless and an orphan, I told her to make her bed, read some cards and fill her cup more.
she wondered if we’d ever have kids. I show her photos of Olive, my miracle child playing Spanish guitar on horseback fresh out of the womb and accidentally swipe to a photo or Berry and have to acknowledge her
The only worthy thread recap is this masterpiece by @longtimelurker1992 and it should absolutely be immortalised here for all to see now and in the future
met myself for coffee today.
She was late with an empty cup, I’d sprinted there in less that 6kph.
I didn’t recognise her without photoshop, she spotted my comedy glasses and hurried over embarrassed.
she ordered a tap water as she was saving all her lunch money for Mac/Clinique, I had a raw milk dandelion tea with peppermint and bone broth.
she asked if we made it as an MUA, I said yes, we had a training academy with 30+ staff and a range with home bargains but I gave it all up to be
she asked if mez had her back window wiper, I told her not yet, but we’re working on it after the dream bungalow Reno.
She said she felt stressed being homeless and an orphan, I told her to make her bed, read some cards and fill her cup more.
she wondered if we’d ever have kids. I show her photos of Olive, my miracle child playing Spanish guitar on horseback fresh out of the womb and accidentally swipe to a photo or Berry and have to acknowledge her
